Creature Comforts

[fromnewashes]

Damn, you really go all out. I have to applaud the effort -- most clubs do, like, a handful of events around various holidays and call it a day. Seems like you've thought about all different kinds of people, too. Nice to see. Do you do discounts for medical staff, by any chance?

[mannequinmaestro]

Well, since we pride ourselves on our uniqueness and the niches we try to fill for our clientele, we like to keep things new and fresh with little events here and there. [...] Part of me also enjoys coming up with new names for these things, and once that's done I feel like I might as well just finish it.

That's a pretty decent idea, and there is much potential for themed outfits and shows as well. Do you have an idea for a name?

[longislandcharm]

I went outside for the first time in a week and I seriously wish I hadn't. Anyone know how to get rid of leg fleas? Or fleas that are legs? I don't know what these things are!

[mannequinmaestro]

Have you considered arming yourself better?

In all seriousness, all flees have legs, and you should be able to cure your problems with a bath and some pharmacy ointment.

[fearhims3lf]

I've dabbled quite a bit. Sold a few items on Etsy here and there. Just like to work with my hands. Collars are pretty easy to make and to teach.

[mannequinmaestro]

Most people who 'just like to work with their hands' typically sell themselves short in my experience, which I have much of.

You would do well to drop by sometime, I would love to see what those hands of yours are capable of and if they're worthy of hosting an event at my establishment.

[fromnewashes]

Oh, now that sounds like a party. Sorry, I wasn't around the last time you guys were in business. What kind of events do you have going? I'd hate to offer an idea you're already rolling with.

[mannequinmaestro]

We have many, some of our upcoming events are:

Silent Night, when we shut off the music and let our more quiet performers take the spotlight for those looking for a unique and non-overstimulating experience.

Festive Fineries, a week of themed performances and drink offerings for the various December holidays, with raffles and other opportunities for us to give gifts to our most loyal (or lucky) patrons.

Lastly, during The Happiest Hour, drinks will be FREE from 11:00 p.m. to 12:00 am on December 31st to celebrate the approaching New Year in style. (To avoid unacceptable rowdiness we will not be having any private shows on either December 31st or January 1st).

Does this help or entice you at all?

[muertarte]

If i can convince everyone then I will have to book for three people.

Do you allow for purchasing a whole night? For the entire business.

[mannequinmaestro]

Purchasing a whole night? As in the entire establishment for the entirety of our operating hours on a given night?

That could certainly be arranged, but it would prove to be rather [...] costly. If you truly wish to rent the place out, you should come by sometime before you schedule anything, I'll even give you a private tour by yours truly, free of charge.

[mannequinmaestro]

What do you think about legs?

Well, back in my day th

Can't say I hate them, but expounding any further on the exact feelings I derive from them would likely paint me in either a frightening or lascivious light, [...] as would anybody talking about legs.

If you want to know more, take me out to dinner first, or at the very least buy me a drink from a bar that I don't own.

[...] I do enjoy a good ankle thoug

[muertarte]

Do you still have the silent evening?

What about a couples event?

[mannequinmaestro]

We do still have Silent Night on the first Friday of every month, it's one of our most pleasant events frankly. A couples' event could definitely be an interesting concept, maybe we even go so far as to pair up performers for the night as well?

[fearhims3lf]

Have you considerd a leathercraft event? Teach people safety and show them how to create a [...] fun tool in the process that they can learn how to use and take home.

[mannequinmaestro]

Now we're getting somewhere, this could definitely make for an entertaining evening.

We would need to hire somebody to come teach for the evening. You wouldn't happen to know anybody qualified, would you?

[mannequinmaestro]

Creature Comforts has officially reopened! To celebrate, we will be offering special "Witching Hour" deals for you freaks who arrive after 3 AM. On a related note, what would you wonderful people like to see from us in terms of events, themes, performers, or whatever else you'd hope to find in our establishment? There are no [...] There are very few bad ideas.