Rodimus

Heyy babygirl do you come here often. cuz i dont. do you know if the fries here are good im so fucking hungry

[rodismancave]

" I can do 'sensitive', you know! I told him I was worried about him. I told him everyone thought he was losing it. "

RP and Ask Rodimus Blog!

Indie portrayal of IDW Rodimus MUN - RULES - HEADCANONS

Literate, semi-literate/ script, descriptive. Crack/Serious.

[rodismancave]

Chudimus Prime

takes a long drag of his cygar. "I was Primus' chud son."

[rodismancave]

Sorry for my late disappearance. I dont like any of you

[rodismancave]

heyyy cmaaahnn he's just a little kitty youre not gonna have beef with a little kitty are you

He left a 5 inch deep scratch on my arm. I think he's grown enough to be considered more than just a little kitty.

[rodismancave]

met a guy named cheetor once and he was pretty chill. kinda dipped after he said "pounces on u :33". like come on man were only pouncin after 3 weeks max

[rodismancave]

so many mes and megatrons around nowadays. wheres the nobodies.

[rodismancave]

urgh. people keep asking me to "take accountability" and "be responsible" like come on man I was born just 400200879 years ago

[grimxark]

[rodismancave]

Where did you even pull that cat out from

my pussy pocket. are you dense.

[rodismancave]

Whirl thinks you don't know who Princess Celestia is.

shes my brother in hoof bro.

[gazehoundz]

bro i could fuck up a perfectly good thing right now

[riverlarking]

sometimes that post that looks like it was written by a 17 year old was actually written by a 29 year old… everyone you meet is fighting a battle

[rodismancave]

I commit tax fraud. a favorite activity of mine whenever I'm on any planet for long enough that they want me to pay taxes

[rodismancave]

Prowl's gritting his teeth with a knife in hand in the kitchen rn.

[drsmokescreen]

rodismancave 45m ago "You still got that processor of yours stuck to your helm." He points to his own head, a little mockingly. "Got enough experience with Rung to know how you folks behave 'round people."

Amused, Smokescreen said honestly, 'It's true, we're always on, it's hardwired into us. It's our nature but that doesn't mean we are always clinical. A psychologist can be a sounding board just as much as a staff doctor.'

[rodismancave]

Rodimus' optics blink, light on and then out, four times in quick succession. He then frowns for a brief moment. "Man, what? What are you sayin' to me right now?" He shakes his head. "Shut up, dude. I don't even know you. This is like-- this is embarrassin'. For you, I mean."

[rodismancave]

wonder if i can use my hooves like pincers. maybe if i train hard enough i can get that specific piece of armor to move and i can cut grass as I walk. would that be crazy or what

[rodismancave]

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