i hate short people

17 and rocking

[rodrick-heffley-offical]

afternoon away from my weak ass dad

[crackships-offical]

@satan-offical x your mom

Satan, what are you doing here?? This surprised me like what

Why my mom. I’m single she’s not-

[satan-offical]

I want your mum

[rodrick-heffley-offical]

ladies it's all pretty damn clear that you want me

and there's enough rodrick to go around

[rodrick-heffley-offical]

[rodrick-heffley-offical]

omg you wear eyeliner haha isnt that for girls?

stfu guess whose hotter cause spoiler alert its me loesr

[rodrick-heffley-offical]

if anyone needs a druming tip just pretend your hitting your stupid brotehrs on the head

[y0urbrother-thefailure]

Just drank half a Celsius and then soft boiled myself in the bath I feel something I've never felt before and it's not good

[y0urbrother-thefailure]

I might throw up is this what they meant by the metabolism boosting part

[blad3bunni3]

what flavor was it?

i always get nauseous with the lemonade one XP

[y0urbrother-thefailure]

Mango💔💔

[rodrick-heffley-offical]

mango you say?

[rodrick-heffley-offical]

thought you'd guys would like this thing i took for my photograpghy class

only one i was adle to take without my buddies putting the finger

[rodrick-heffley-offical]

just got a new can of exctie axe spray

about to pull some ladiess