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Howdy y'all, its been a boston minute hasn't it? Been busy with life and such but I'm hoping to start up the memes and fallout adventuring again soon , wanted to say thanks for sticking around to my old fans and a friendly Appalachia-hello for any new ones I may make while playing F076. :)

#rogue ramblings

punkitt-is-here

the courier in FNV is so fucking funny if you’re just good at tanking damage and dogshit at dodging attacks because they get shot two (twice) times, get revived, and suddenly they can start sleeping off gunshot wounds to the head, dynamite to the legs, and having their torso littered with laser rifle holes. like can you imagine being benny and knowing that the dude who stepped on three direct landmines and didnt break a sweat is after your ass. terrifying.

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Aka my courier Isaac, that madlad just won't die no matter what I throw at him

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Luna's holotapes to Issac Hey Isaac its big sis Luna. Listen I know things are tough right now but don't worry you'll get through it, your strong, and smart even if you dont feel like it sometimes, i know you are, you'll be ok. Im proud of you, keep fighting I love you. I love you baby brother -end- (I made this forever ago and forgot to send it XD)

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🥺

daggertongue

New Vegas Deathclaw Crew!

( @rogue-snorunt )

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It’s so bright and beautiful!

you always know how to cheer me up homie 💖😭💖❗

I want one of those jackets!

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The pay will never be enough lets be real click for way better quality

rogue’s got a kofi

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hey look its Rogue’s first NOT-Fallout art thing

funfact: I fucking love dead space

rogue’s got a kofi

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A year or so later, this is still my favorite piece of fanart/comic I ever did

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In honor of it getting a remake

thomkemeyer

wasteland

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when that ho myrna starts talkin shit bout the fam I spent more time and effort on this than any school project I’ve ever done.

Rogue’s gotta Ko-fi

So hear me out:

Fallout but everytime you enter build mode, the Home Depot plays

#fallout 4 #fallout 76 #fallout mods

manhattan-gamestop

…so are we gonna eat the rich now

slapandticklelol

“This poem doesn’t rhyme.”

Dude about to make haikus:

“Oh you haven’t heard?”

matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll

fuck you

curiooftheheart

The first line is six syllables.

wonderfulworldofmichaelford

THIS

POEM

DOES-N’T

RHYME

That’s 5 syllables

curiooftheheart

Poem is two syllables. Po-em.

wonderfulworldofmichaelford

Poem is ONE syllable, who the fuck uses two syllables to say poem?

curiooftheheart

What the fuck are you on about? Literally just say it out loud. Po-em. One syllable would be like Pome.

wonderfulworldofmichaelford

“Pome” IS how you say it you neanderthal. Who the fuck says PO-EM?

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“pome” is how you say it you neanderthal who the fuck says po-em

^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. Disappointing each other includes you. | PayPal | Patreon

zoanzon

politicalprof

Well, you know, some bathroom graffiti offers insight.

madfishmonger

Red marker handwriting on a bathroom wall. Text reads:

“Boss made a dollar Granddad made a dime But that was a poem From a simpler time.

Boss made a thousand Gave pa a cent But that penny paid the mortgage Or at least it paid the rent

Now Boss makes a million And gives us jack Smugly blames the workers For the labor that he lacks.”

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And the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenement halls.

Been on a longer hiatus than I thought after having a baby and becoming a sahm and thought for sure that I'd lose all my followers after not posting anything for almost a year now (my son will be 10 months tomorrow, heckin wild)

But not only did every single one of y'all stay, I got people still liking and rebloggin my stuff.

Y'all the real mvp

Thanks for sticking around, in hoping to find some time to make some more of my infamous shit posts soon. Thank you for being so patient with me!🥺💖