Psmith

Hello

[roi-pey]

I hurt you in the past and I’m sorry

I accept your apology, its okay love

[nothingtoeyeballhere-deactivate]

Sit on my face

[roi-pey]

Hope you're having a good Daddy's Day 💦

meh, my dad passed away :/

[roi-pey]

just a sad boy doing happy things

[butt-berry]

Saying something risky right before you leave the conversation

[wewerealltoblame]

did you know that Friday 13th was meant to be a really good lucky day meant for fucking because it was dedicated to Freyja, the goddess of love and fertility and the patron goddess of Fridays

but then Christianity found out about it and were like “Fucking???? outside of marriage????? NO NO NO!!!” and decided it was a horrible terrible bad unlucky day and you need to be super careful of everything you do in case you die or some shit.

so thanks Christians for ruining everyone’s fucking fun

[greatlordfluffernutter]

Petition to bring back Friday the FUCKteenth.

[goodgamegrumps]

[yoncevevo-deactivated20251204]

teacher: you’re 5 minutes late

[thedownfallofyou-deactivated8535]

reblog this if you want a LONG (or short) anonymous message saying what they think of you.

[333cutie]

a bad bitch like me is going through some emotions rn but that’s ok bc I’m still bad

[isthislivingg]

Daily reminder: If they wanna talk to you, they will. If they wanna be with you, they will. If they wanna make things work, they will. Don’t let things be one sided. It’s not healthy, and it’s not fair to you.

[methanethane]

[mrattardio]

[bloodsausage]

cant wait to have sex again lol

[tendie-defender]

[beetlebongos]

[internetcrisis]

you don’t have to be more attractive. you don’t have to be attractive at all. you don’t have to attract anyone or anything. you are not a magnet, damn it. you should be you for you and only you. and yes I am talking about you and you and you.  

[gunsounds-deactivated20170824]

[stringerbells-deactivated202105]