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Belilo texts

Reuben: Number four is always an option.

Reuben: No one is disowning anybody, alright? lol well im free tomorrow after my morning classes if you want to meet up?

Lilo: umm can i check the swell and text you? If it's good out there i'm gonna wanna shred some waves. It'll put me in a better mood too, I promise.

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Ahhhhh don’t bite.

He’s not the best at EVERYTHING, just most things. He’s got a big head though, so if you ever see it getting bigger, hit him. Bite him, we don’t want him flying off.

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I won’t bite YOU of course. You’re pretty cool and all. Course if you ever deserve it, can’t say I’ll stop myself. And I’ll do the same for Ben of course, you have my word.

Belilo texts

Reuben: Can we just skip to 4? You didn't mention 4. Which is very obvious.

Reuben: 4. Happily ever after.

Reuben: Wait...so what's this shitty math thing? And when is it due?

Lilo: it's just for my final coming up next week i gotta get a 75 or bust. though if it IS a bust, and my sister finally disowns me for good, number four is sounding pretty nice.

Belilo texts

Reuben: I like my chances.

Reuben: I promise I will not make fun of you when you get stuff wrong or do that weird sighing thing your teacher does, like when he breathes through his nose at you and i don't even know the guy but i kinda wanna punch him too

Reuben: (unsent) Hey I think I really like you

Lilo: right???

Lilo: here is the battle plan. 1. we do this shitty math thing because i guess i should cuz i guess i should maybe try to pass. 2. we go punch my math teacher anyway. he deserves it. 3. we run and hide in our boss sandcastle fortress.

Lilo: wait we have to build the sandcastle before studying yeah that has to be first.

Belilo texts

Reuben: you're a genius.

Reuben: and that's why you're going to pass your class.

Reuben: especially with my help.

Lilo: smooooooooooth pauslen.

Lilo: you gotta promise not to make fun of me when i get stuff wrong or do that weird sighing thing my teacher does, like, he breathes through his nose at me when i answer wrong and it makes me wanna punch him

Lilo: not that i would punch you ever well maybe under certain circumstances you would deserve it but probably not yeah probably not like 99 percent.

fuck-ohana

Well, I do like myself a bit. My eyes are pretty nice, if I ever have children, they better get my eyes, they will be blessed. And I like my butt, I have a great bum. It doesn’t sound stupid at all.

What isn’t he good at?

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I think I like that people can’t boss me around. Cuz I’ll bite them.

Well he was pretty bad at surfing to be honest, but he took the board to the chin like a true warrior!

#stitch #i really should tag these anyway shouldnt i also crying i lOVE STITCH

Belilo texts

Reuben: It's just a matter of mixing your street smarts with books smarts. That's all.

Reuben: Alright, but I want my own room in your castle. With a comfy ass couch so you never wanna leave that room.

Lilo: it should be a futon because then its a bed AND a couch so you dont even gotta move from the couch to get into bed see. two-for-one, kablamo!

#just drops the schooling thinglajdfa bye lilo #let him help u it willb e cute then ill cry

Belilo texts

Reuben: Can I be a professional sandcastle maker with you?

Reuben: No, but seriously...I don't think you're a lost cause. And I really wanna help you out if you're down.

Lilo: of course!! we can work on my sandcastle first cuz im gonna need a place to live when i get kicked outta the dorms bc y'know the whole failing thing.

Lilo: i'm really dumb at some of this stuff...it's pretty embarrassing.

Belilo texts

Reuben: See I've tried that before....

Reuben: I failed and had to beg my professor for a retake.

Reuben: I was really hungover so I literally just sat there with sunglasses and took a nap.

Reuben: Please don't do that. Let me tutor you.

Lilo: ooooooh i dunno. i might frustrate you. we should consider me a lost cause and start thinking of back up plans

Lilo: clown college

Lilo: one-woman band

Lilo: professional sandcastle maker

Belilo texts

Reuben: You need some schooling, kid?

Lilo: pffffft schooling. grades. hah!!

Lilo: i'm planning to just protest the whole act of finals. I'll do a sit in and won't budge till they pass me by default.

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I mean….I don’t know if 12 would do you any better than just one…but I like your enthusiasm! It’s needless!

Uh oh, that won’t make any Gods happy, Miss Lilo. You really need to work on these things because if these things are good then they will make you happy. And I have a feeling that you are unstoppable when you are happy.

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Okay, but think about what you can do amped up on the sugar from 12 smoothies and then you have 12 mini umbrellas. And you can do so much with 12 little umbrellas. You could make a little diorama of some sort or um maybe make a vacation home for small insects to come relax in the shade.

Ooooooh I dunno about unstoppable. I had a real gnarly wave knock me clean out, nearly into the reef, couple weeks back and I was real stoked that day and everything cuz I’d just had the best chicken waffle taco from this taco truck in my life.

fuck-ohana

Everyone likes nerds, but nerds don’t like themselves. Great, isn’t it?

Ooohhh, don’t be scared of that. I failed my math last year and I had to spend my whole summer in the books. Nothing scary, just… humiliating. Signing up for summer classes.

Hey! I have an idea, how about you ask Ben to help you?

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Well that’s dumb, you should always try to like yourself. I try to like myself at least a little bit. I hang out with myself too much to dislike me I guess? If that makes sense? Gosh that sounds stupid doesn’t it?

Oh, is he good at math???

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No, it is not. I am actually quite smart, but you cannot go around and point it out like it’s a bad thing.

Anyways, hello, how was your day?

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It’s not a bad thing at all i just said the truth, sir nerd Stitch. I like nerds.

It’s okay i think I’m gonna fail my maths class probably cuz I’m not as smart as you.

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Thanks, new friend. It’s all my pleasure.

I do…I go to school and I go to the beach and I have been getting some very great smoothies with little umbrellas in them and they make me quite…quite happy. Ahem…how are you, Lilo?

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Little umbrellas in smoothies? Whoooa those sound pretty rad! I want like, 12, immediately.

Oooooh I’m ok, I guess. It’s my first semester of school really, like, taking a full load, and I’m getting a lot of Ds right now and if I ca’t pull ‘em up my sister Nani is gonna be sooooo unhappy with meee when I go home for Christmas.