Rollatu

Just a collection of the stupid shit we say while playing D&D.

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Eilora: That song (Careless Whisper) shows up way too much for my characters.

Ald: That sounds like a you problem.

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Dungeon Master: She didn't detect you by seeing you.

Ugar: What kind of mystical sense did she use?

Dungeon Master: She heard you...

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Guarrion: You are responsible for him because he is your son!

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Ald: I'm going to have to give you a hand for that one. *throws hand*

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Ragu: It's impastable to defeat me!

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Ugar: You know what this is like? This is like Hitler at the Olympics.

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Stark white hair.

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Guarrion: They'll believe there's corruption in the land when the babies start being born black.

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Dungeon Master: You're not breaking my game, you're breaking me!