Roller Furby

Roller Derby described in the language of the internet. Mostly, cats.

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Snowed-Out Bout

I'll guess I'll just stay here. On my couch. Not bein' mad. Drinking vodka.

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Stopping Drills

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Missed Block

This gif is highly representative of my personal derby career at this point, a series a missed last-ditch swinging blocks.

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Breaking through a wall

Alternate Title: Last Call.

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Breaking through the pack

Especially for those magical panty pass fakeouts and *bling* the hole opens up.

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Mouthguard-based misunderstandings

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When you're having a good time at the afterparty and a random citizen joins in.

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See you in Dallas!

Spectating my stars and stripes off and buying 30 new international roller derby t-shirts!

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Offseason

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Trying to explain how to block

This inevitably goes very wrong when at a bar and giving a public citizen a demonstration of a hip check and have to swear to someone that "you didn't even hit them for real."

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That time you fell straight back on your ass while everyone was watching

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Taking the bait

Usually you realize what you've done just a split second too late.

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That time you almost cleared the pack

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When a vet makes something look easy

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Didn't listen to the drill demo.

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Derby E-mail while on leave

After initial resistance, I end up reading the email anyway.

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Afterparty Food