INCORRECT OCEAN'S 8

Some random quotes from our favourite heist ladies. Requests are always welcome. Submissions [x] (just a heads up, I follow from @obliquar but mostly reblog from @carstales 'cause I'm a mess of blogs)

[incorrectmetgayla]

LOL at Rose almost drowns bobbing for apples, 10/10 would happen

I feel like she’d get so focused on the task she’d forget she actually needs to breath.

[incorrectmetgayla]

Rophne for that Halloween ship post! Love this blog!

Thank you. This one was a lot of fun.

Who gets more excited about Halloween.

Rose, 100%

Who wants to wear matching costumes.

Daphne has the idea, Rose makes it happen.

Who takes the kids trick or treating.

Both. They go as a group with the rest of the girls.

Which one wants to make their kids costume and who wants to buy it.

Rose makes the most amazing costumes, Daphne is just glad it’ll make the other moms jealous.

Who bakes treats.

Neither. Daphne orders the most lavish cupcakes and sweets to surprise Rose though.

Who eats the most candy.

Rose. Daphne claims she has to watch her figure but she sneaks a candy or two when she thinks no one is looking (Rose definitely knows though, so she makes sure they’re always stocked with Daphne’s favorites.)

Who decorates the house as soon as it is Octorber 1st.

Rose.

Who binges Halloween movies.

They don’t binge, but they make a list and watch one every day of October.

Which one likes apple bobbing the best and which one is actually good at it.

Neither of them likes it. Rose tried once but almost drowned, Daphne doesn’t want to get her hair wet.

[incorrectmetgayla]

Hey!! could you do your new send me a ship think for Tammy/Debbie/Lou... They're just all so cute together, love ya

Thank you, I have such a soft spot for poly heist wives <3

Who gets more excited about Halloween.

Lou. She already loves fall and the atmosphere the holiday brings just makes her love it more.

Who wants to wear matching costumes.

Debbie. It’s harder to find matching costumes for trios but she’s nothing if not determined, so she makes it work. Lou and Tammy find it adorable that she cares so much so they just go with it.

Who takes the kids trick or treating.

The three of them. They actually do group trick or treating with the rest of the gang.

Which one wants to make their kids costume and who wants to buy it.

Tammy does make it and Lou usually helps. Debbie is always busy planning their matching costumes.

Who bakes treats.

Tammy. She’s one hell of a baker. Lou usually sits on the counter licking batter off the bowls and Debbie has been permanently banned from the kitchen because she almost burned down the house once.

Who eats the most candy.

Debbie. She has an incredible sweet tooth.

Who decorates the house as soon as it is Octorber 1st.

Lou. She’ll send Debbie and Tammy away for an afternoon and her and the kids turn the house into Halloween spookyland.

Who binges Halloween movies.

Debbie. She sits down with the kids to watch the cute ones and after they’re asleep she’ll watch the creepy ones until dawn.

Which one likes apple bobbing the best and which one is actually good at it.

Debbie likes it for the competition, Lou always wins except for when she goes against Tammy, apple bobbing is her secret skill.

[hexblooded]

send me a ship halloween edition

Send me a ship and I’ll tell you…

Who gets more excited about Halloween.

Who wants to wear matching costumes.

Who takes the kids trick or treating.

Which one wants to make their kids costume and who wants to buy it.

Who bakes treats.

Who eats the most candy.

Who decorates the house as soon as it is Octorber 1st.

Who binges Halloween movies.

Which one likes apple bobbing the best and which one is actually good at it.

[incorrectmetgayla]

Kidnapper: We have your daughter.

Debbie: I don’t have a daughter.

Kidnapper: Then who’s the girl that keeps asking for snacks and the wifi password?

Tammy: Oh my god……..they have Constance.

[incorrectmetgayla]

Lou: Don't worry, I have a few guns up my sleeve.

Amita: I think you mean tricks.

Debbie: She did not.

Lou (pulling guns out): I did not.

[incorrectmetgayla]

Lou: Want to go to the cinema with me?

Debbie: If I’m allowed.

Lou: If you’re allowed?

Debbie: Snacks aren’t allowed in cinemas.

[incorrectmetgayla]

Tammy: The printer messed up the invitations! It's supposed to say "Debbie's birthday!"

Lou: Well, what does it say?

Tammy: “Debbie’s bi”.

Lou: ... That still works.

[lost-amidst-the-stars]

Reblog if this sight on your blog makes you smile and you would like your followers to talk to you more. 

[incorrectmetgayla]

Tammy: [watching the news] some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium.

Debbie: [covered in ink] maybe the squid was being a dick.

[incorrectmetgayla]

Debbie: Remember when we were children?

Lou: Hmm?

Debbie: I came up to you cause I hurt my foot.

Lou: And I fixed you up, I remember.

Debbie: You punched me in the face and told me that the pain in my face will distract me from the pain in my foot.

Lou, laughing: Oh yeah.

[incorrectmetgayla]

Amita: Constance, are you gay?

Constance: Gay? I’m ecstatic!

[incorrectmetgayla]

Nine Ball: Hey, what time is it?

Constance: I don’t know, pass me that recorder.

Constance: [plays recorder loudly]

Amita: whO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE RECORDER AT 2 AM?

Constance: It’s 2 am.

[incorrectmetgayla]

Amita: I’m not getting into anymore stupid arguments with you.

Nine Ball: Water is not wet.

Amita: How the fuck is water not wet? It’s water-

[incorrectmetgayla]

Debbie: Be careful. Don’t die.

Tammy: Great. We’re all bloody inspired.

[incorrectmetgayla]

Daphne: Hey, are you free on Friday? Like, around 8pm?

Nine Ball: Yes?

Daphne: What about you?

Amita: Yes, I am.

Daphne: Great, because I’m not. You two go on without me, enjoy your date.

Amita: Did she just…?

[incorrectmetgayla]

Tammy: Do you know where your 3 piece suits would look better?

Lou: Where?

Tammy: On Debbie’s floor

Debbie: Are you flirting with Lou for me?