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chronic multishipper and serial reblogger 19, she/her

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Yeah like... Have you seen him?

(In which Al maybe accepted Vox's proposal but at what cost)

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If Alastor joined the Vees (willingly or otherwise) what everyone would dress him in.

Vox- He wants Alastor is something that looks filthy rich. Something regal and sparkly and impressive. Modern sure but someing that makes Alastor look like royalty.

Val- He wants Alastor to look like one of the guys in a classic romance novel. All frilly and lacy. He would want to give Alastor so much gold jewelry. Val would really try to get Alastor to pierce his ears. Not sure if that would even like work but he would try.

Vel would devate the most from his orginal look. Something feminine and high fashion. Add some asymmetry and maybe some forest motives.

Alastor being forced to update his look wouldn't make the change subtle. He would have to make a statement with it. Something androgynous or even maybe a full dress just for the statement of it.

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sherlock au

part 5

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sherlock au

part 4

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Serious matters

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sherlock au

part 3

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I see people doing designs of Alastor with the Vees dressed in something really modern like Vox's outfit. Anyways y'all lack vission so here's my Alastor Vee's mood board.

Low key this is how each of the 4 of them would dress him more modern guess which is which.

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Downfallen Superheroes au

I sent some asks about Luthor in Hell and Luthor and Vox

Now I'm thinking of Alastor and Superman finding common ground because they both have to deal with rich, bald, envious, prideful men who are obsessed with them. And being stalked/watched by these men

Superman can share some crazy stuff that Luthor to get at him. Like how Luthor carried a glowing green space rock for years to hurt him and the exposure to the rock ended up giving Luthor cancer. Or that time Luthor stole his DNA and combined it with his own to make a half alien half human hybrid clone. Or the stuff with Brainiac

Alastor can bring up that Vox stalked him for decades because Alastor rejected a team up. There’s also the time Vox tried to achieve godhood, attacked Heaven, and then attempted to blow up Hell in a genocide-suicide because Alastor beat Vox after escaping being Vox's prisoner

Lol, I love this!

Alastor has Superman beat because for all the crazy stuff Luthor got up to, including having a clone son of Superman, he never was as, frankly, incredibly sexually harassing/assaulty/flat out rapey as Vox was when he had Alastor in his power. Like, Superman never had to deal with the shit Vox was saying in Don't You Forget (Reprise).

Also, Sueprman is the kind of genuinely good person who is determined and chooses to help despite being so powerful that Alastor likes, ala Charlie, so I can see him genuinely getting along with him. Superman would disapprove of the murders and cannibalism, but also understand this is literal hell and the standards are different (people come back from being killed and eaten) while also agreeing with Charlie that anyone can be redeemed.

They bond over being stalked lol.

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Number of Kills AU

I was thinking what if there is a representation of Alastor’s affection/friendship/love and it’s in candle form.

The size of a candle and the appearance of its flame shows what Alastor feels for the person.

A tall flame indicates how much patience/tolerance he has for the person.

Ex.

Amelie has the biggest one with the size of a lighthouse and a star as a flame. (Alastor loves her greatly and sees her as a guiding light)

Lucifer has the smallest candle(smaller than Vox’s) and the flame is nearly extinguished barely a glow on the wick.

Oooh, I like this idea! I imagine the candles are in the mental bayou, and Charlie notices and asks what they are and he says they're his affection for people, and points out - possibly they have names on them, or their appearances are related to that person? Something that means you know whose is whose.

Vox gets to see his has a medium sized flame and is surprisingly big (Alastor has a lot of patience for Vox and still lots of affection) and is bigger then everyone but Husk, Niffty, his mother and Charlie. Lucifer gets to see his is the smallest. Charlie gets to see how big hers is, and be happy.

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Blue Blood Deer x Expiredverse

I remember Silena wanting to inject Alastor with drugs to make him addicted.

I then remember Gwen!Alastor cannot be mind-controlled, poisoned or drugged because they have a strong will and a mechanical body plus the blue blood.

I also remember a suggestion of Olivia being completely immune to stuff like that too as a part of her punishment as a Sinner. She cannot blame anything else for her actions. It’s just her.

I like to think if Silena tried something on the seemingly more vulnerable Olivia, she is in for a nasty time as she has to fight control over her own body after her drug failed.

Ohhh yes. In this version, I'm assuming Olivia is around in the 30's (because lets be real Silena is dying soon lol), though she doesn't remember the future, and Gwen!Alastor knew where she was and went and took her in. (Olivia is in the form of a child but not actually a child, and so refuses the Orphanage, and she also can't be one of Lilith's and Alastor is refusing the basement because he needs to be with her...Lucifer does what he was thinking of when Alastor possibly not having a free position open for him occurred to him, and kills one of Lilith's servants, and gets Olivia in as a servant. Her official role is 'Lu Lu World/Theme Park Advisor'.

And yes, Silena can't drug Gwen!Alastor, and the moment she tries Olivia is attacking. If she tries to drug Olivia, possibly to get her to drug her 'mother' after, she's in BIG trouble.

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Heaven's Decent AU. Everyone reacting to the fact Eve!Lilith! Alastor 'adopted' so many kids.

Lucifer isn't that surprised. It was always his wife's goal to have children. Unfortunately, being cast from Heaven left her baren. The Royal couple had to get creative and have Lucifer be pregnant to have Charlie. And before that ball of the Sins were adopted.

Charlie is ecstatic at the thought of siblings. Less so that she had to share her mom after getting her back. Even less, given that said Mom has amnesia and won't let anyone near her Garden.

The Garden of Shadows does make everyone immediately think of Eden. They immediately questioned if it was a replacement or a copy.

Ohh yes - they are all learning about the kids and the Garden of Shadows, and anyone who knew Eve!Lilith is so not surprised (its not just the sins she adopted, she adopted the first hellborn too, that's why they are 'nobles', the Goetia when Lucifer made them, the first sinners....she loves people and wants to adopt all the kids!).

Charlie is absolutely battling jealousy and insecurity and also very very excited and eager to meet her little siblings.

And - oohhh, I bet the moment Lucifer saw the Garden he was like 'Eden' because its not a replacement or a copy - it's what's left of Eden, that came when Eve called. it was abandoned, after the apple, and is eager and happy to do its job and be a home for humans, and the kids are very safe there and it enjoys making fun places for them to play and soft beds of grass for them to rest on.

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bad girls

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Trans masc Alastor makes to much scene actually and here's why.

1 cannon voice training- Alastor talks with a transatlantic accident which isn't a natrual accident. It makes scence that he would uses it as a entertainer but it seems to be his default speaking voice now. We see Vox put on a voice for tv and the public but the cameras trun off and the voice drops. Not Alastor his voice is all the time. Theres not alot of reasons for someone to completely change the way they talk but being trans sure is one of them.

2 historical transness- In the 1920s-1930s there was alot of gender fuckery going on. People where also just not transvestigateing. Like if you wore pants they would porbaly just asume your a cis man. There are people who fully passed as cis especially trans men who no one knew untill they died. Alastor with no liveing family and no isue breaking the law could get his papers forged. And if your wondering about his chest he could either A been flat chested, B binding, C custom corset to flatten his chest.

3) Monocle- a comon symbol for cross dressing lesbians. Also ace Afabs where pretty much lumped in with lesbians. Stone lesbian.

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Just had perhaps my best idea for Alastor and Lucifer yet. Alastor was actually Johnny from The Devil Went Down to Georgia. That just would be...so good. The song writer took some liberties (Georgia instead of Louisiana, Johnny instead of Alastor), but the rest was the same. Maybe the band of demons Lucifer summoned was the Sins, so they all recognize Alastor! The instinct to mess with Lucifer was strong even in life. And when Lucifer pulls out his golden fiddle, Alastor guffaws, breaking up the song, before snapping. He breaks the illusion over Lucifer's fiddle, showing it isn't golden, tho it still is very nice, before summoning his golden fiddle and being a better fiddle player than Lucifer. Alastor would be such a pain in Lucifer's ass in this au, but boy would it be sweet!

Oohhh this is fun!

I like the idea Lucifer didn't actually recognise Alastor at first, until he burst out laughing, tapped his fiddle and broke the illusion and then summoned the actual one.

And then he goes 'I'm better at piano,' and keeps singing to Charlie, but everyone watching absolutely could TELL he was better then lucifer with that fiddle!

I'm also enjoying the idea that the other hazbin's are watching this with mouth open, except for Mimzy when she shows up, because she was aware (Alastor absolutely brought out the fiddle and showed it off to them, and - oohhh. I bet one of his speakeasy friends was the one to write the lyrics and make the song, though they changed some details to protect Alastor.)

I love this idea!

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Headcanon that whole Alastor was never an expert in sexuality, he used to exaggerate his naivety and obliviousness in order to politely sidestep advances. Though he doesn't really need to do that anymore as the Radio Demon.

Ohh yes, I can see this happening! Especially as it would allow him to not say yes or no, either of which could have been dangerous if the one flirting/insinuating was white.

Then as the Radio Demon he can just react the way he did to Angel in the pilot, with a laugh and a blunt no.

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Forgiveness not Permission au

Lilith and Lucifer split before the 60s and Charlie lived with Lilith. Lucifer was oblivious to the attempted coup.

Alastor and Lilith became friends. Charlie first direct meeting with Alastor was of Alastor being her mom’s friend. Charlie met and interacted with a sinner and developed a better understanding of sinners before she opened her hotel.

Some ways this would have affected the Pilot:

"Inside of Every Demon is a Rainbow" would be slightly different/have some differences

When Alastor comes to the hotel, Charlie and Alastor behave more close/familiar with each other. Alastor isn't just "the Radio Demon" to Charlie, he's also "Alastor" and a real friend to her mom.

Charlie would be asking Alastor lots of questions.

Alastor is quicker to act parental/mentor to Charlie, or act like an uncle

Yup! Vaggie is paranoid and scared while Charlie is waving her off and explaining that Al is her mom's friend and has been around for decades and asking him if he knows where she is/she sent him.

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Oooo I had a fun idea for an alternate Azrael!Alastor au. In this one, Azrael used to follow Lucifer around everywhere, adored him (Death follows Life/Light), and back then Lucifer actually enjoyed it and would even create weird creatures he knew Azrael would like just for fun (Life sends gifts to Death), some examples are platypi, alligators, and, to match how Azrael has antlers, he makes deer to show how regal they can be (no other angel as of yet has animal features other than bird like ones, so Azrael felt self conscious).

Azrael was/is very much the baby Seraphim/Archangel/whatever class of angel they are, so he wasn't allowed in at Lucifer's trial, and was kept distracted, only arriving after Lucifer and Lilith started to Fall to Hell, unfortunately drawn in by Lilith dying from this. Azrael tried to grab the two in order to bring them onto a metaphysical path that would still lead to Hell, but more like a casual saunter (lmao) rather than a plummet, so technically he wouldn't be denying the punishment, just lessening it (like the third fairy in sleeping beauty!) Lucifer, angry and hurt and not knowing his little brother didn't agree, and wanted to help, attacked Azrael right as he drew them into/onto the path, and since in that moment both his "Soul" and his physical body are vulnerable, this left lasting scars. Unfortunately, the pain from this, the likes of which Azrael has never experienced (baby of the family means even a scraped knee has Raphael teleporting to his side before he could finish saying ow) made Azrael drop the two of them again. While this means neither of them died since they were already on the path, it did leave Lucifer severely disoriented. And Lilith, hating the angels and Heaven for what they did, and to be fair to her, not fully understanding that Azrael helped them, twisted what happened until Lucifer bitterly hates Azrael, more than any other angel.

Azrael, still adoring his big brother, often helps out around Hell when he brings souls down, reinforcing wards around Lucifer's palace, maybe silencing some souls who figured out Lucifer couldn't hurt them, etc. Then, everything like before plays out, Lilith forces Azrael into the reincarnation cycle, causing Raphael to go nuts, with Lucifer defending her. At some point, before Lucifer and co find out that Alastor was Azrael, but after Alastor remembers (I have to admit I really like Alastor remembering his past lives in your aus), they do a sort of Number of Kills circle (without Lucifer torturing Alastor first), but this one set to show everyone's greatest regret. And Azrael!Alastor's is still that he didn't manage to save his brother. Because even if Alastor holds a grudge like no other, once he loves someone, it takes far more than what Lucifer did to make him stop (maybe for extra angst Azrael!Alastor blames himself for how he couldn't fully break their Fall...)

Oohhh - you know what I want to happen for this? I want Lucifer and Lilith to reveal what happened to the other angels - and them to point out Azrael saved Lilith's life. Lilith, especially, should get this news because she then proceeded to repay him by murdering him, and I want her to regret it.

Lucifer, too.

I'm imagining it is like NoK, its just Lucifer dug harder because Alastor's soul wasn't breaking because he's a seraphim, and since he was being proved wrong asked to show his greatest regret - or maybe this is just a world where Lucifer is bound not to hurt sinners and so the kills circle went as expected, and they showed other sins, and Charlie then moved onto regrets, because they regret what they did and she can show them other coping mechanisms and -

And it shows Alastor's past and him failing to save his big brother, and Lucifer, who knows Lilith murdered Azrael, is forced to realise he was WRONG.