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THE TORTURED POLICE DEPARTMENT

The rookie Oneshots inspired by TTPD

Series:

I love you (it’s ruining my life) (Chenford) ⬇️

Pretty baby (I’m running back home to you) (Chenpez) ⬇️

Does it feel alright? To not know me? (Chenford/Chenster) ⬇️

I’ve been on my knees (change the prophecy) (Chenford)⬇️

• she’s here to destroy you (chenford )⬇️

• take you home (I haven’t decided yet) (Chenford) ⬇️

• it was legendary (it was momentary) chenford ⬇️

•he ran (because he loves me ) (chenford) ⬇️

Gotta fake it till you make it (and I did) (Chenford) ⬇️

MORE COMING SOON…

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Lucy: you think our cover story is believable?

Nyla: with you looking like that? absolutely

Lucy: “like that” meaning?

Nyla: like you’re about to ruin someone’s life

Lucy: maybe just yours

Nyla: bold of you to assume it’s not already done

Tim: I hate both of you equally

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Lucy: I need tacos.

Tim: We’re in the middle of a shift.

Lucy: So you’re saying you don’t support this child?

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Tim: “You’re not supposed to be chasing suspects right now.”

Lucy: “I wasn’t chasing him, I was aggressively following with intent.”

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Angela to Lucy

Angela: you need anything, mama? snacks? water? my undivided attention?

Lucy: ANGELA

Angela: what? I’m offering support

Tim: you’re being a menace

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Logging back in just to say OH MY GOD

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Wade: Bradford says things sometimes that make me question your judgment.

Lucy: My judgment is fine.

Wade: mmm maybe but your taste is the problem.

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Lucy: Did you clean your room?

Tamara: Define “clean.”

Lucy: …Would your definition make me proud?

Tamara: No.

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Lucy: I think we should buy a boat.

Tim: No.

Angela: I’ll help you pick one out.

Tim: Why are you encouraging her?

Angela: Because it’s fun watching you panic.

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Lucy: We’re all stories in the end… so let’s make it a pizza.

Tim: …That’s not the quote.

Lucy: It is if you’re hungry.

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Tim: You’re both plotting something. I can tell.

Angela: No, we’re brainstorming.

Nyla: …For something you’ll probably hate. Which makes it better

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Tim: Did you just pause the movie to show me a ClipTalk of the same scene?

Lucy: It’s a different angle!

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Nolan: What are we doing this weekend?

Bailey: “We” are doing yoga and going to a farmer’s market.

Nolan: What’s me doing?

Bailey: Crying inwardly

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Tim: Why are you wearing my hoodie?

Lucy: Because mine wasn’t big enough to wrap myself in self-pity.

Tim: …Fair.

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Lucy: Tim, be nice. Penn’s still learning.

Tim: So am I—learning patience.

Penn: I’m standing right here.

Lucy: don’t mind him he’s naturally grumpy.

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Tim: We’re at a murder scene.

Angela: And yet somehow I’m the one killing it today.

Tim: …I hate that I almost laughed.

Angela: That’s growth, Bradford.

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Lucy: What if we just wander the city and see where the wind takes us?

Tim: The wind better take us to the hotel at check-in time.

Lucy: you’re very “vacation dad.”

Tim: And you’re giving me anxiety.