THE TORTURED POLICE DEPARTMENT
The rookie Oneshots inspired by TTPD
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THE TORTURED POLICE DEPARTMENT
The rookie Oneshots inspired by TTPD
Lucy: you think our cover story is believable?
Nyla: with you looking like that? absolutely
Lucy: “like that” meaning?
Nyla: like you’re about to ruin someone’s life
Lucy: maybe just yours
Nyla: bold of you to assume it’s not already done
Tim: I hate both of you equally
Lucy: I need tacos.
Tim: We’re in the middle of a shift.
Lucy: So you’re saying you don’t support this child?
Tim: “You’re not supposed to be chasing suspects right now.”
Lucy: “I wasn’t chasing him, I was aggressively following with intent.”
Angela to Lucy
Angela: you need anything, mama? snacks? water? my undivided attention?
Lucy: ANGELA
Angela: what? I’m offering support
Tim: you’re being a menace
Logging back in just to say OH MY GOD
Wade: Bradford says things sometimes that make me question your judgment.
Lucy: My judgment is fine.
Wade: mmm maybe but your taste is the problem.
Lucy: Did you clean your room?
Tamara: Define “clean.”
Lucy: …Would your definition make me proud?
Tamara: No.
Lucy: I think we should buy a boat.
Tim: No.
Angela: I’ll help you pick one out.
Tim: Why are you encouraging her?
Angela: Because it’s fun watching you panic.
Lucy: We’re all stories in the end… so let’s make it a pizza.
Tim: …That’s not the quote.
Lucy: It is if you’re hungry.
Tim: You’re both plotting something. I can tell.
Angela: No, we’re brainstorming.
Nyla: …For something you’ll probably hate. Which makes it better
Tim: Did you just pause the movie to show me a ClipTalk of the same scene?
Lucy: It’s a different angle!
Nolan: What are we doing this weekend?
Bailey: “We” are doing yoga and going to a farmer’s market.
Nolan: What’s me doing?
Bailey: Crying inwardly
Tim: Why are you wearing my hoodie?
Lucy: Because mine wasn’t big enough to wrap myself in self-pity.
Tim: …Fair.
Lucy: Tim, be nice. Penn’s still learning.
Tim: So am I—learning patience.
Penn: I’m standing right here.
Lucy: don’t mind him he’s naturally grumpy.
Tim: We’re at a murder scene.
Angela: And yet somehow I’m the one killing it today.
Tim: …I hate that I almost laughed.
Angela: That’s growth, Bradford.
Lucy: What if we just wander the city and see where the wind takes us?
Tim: The wind better take us to the hotel at check-in time.
Lucy: you’re very “vacation dad.”
Tim: And you’re giving me anxiety.