Rook Osom

be the cringe you want to see in the world | 39 | manic pixie dream thembo | They/He/She | horny on main over Steddie, Hollanov, Gentlebeard, Rookanis, Stolitz, Radioapple, Jayvik & Loustat | cover by UsuMimi Linktree

[rookosom]

Rook Osom's Fanfic Masterlist

Stranger Things

Dragon Age

[obimomkenobi-deactivated2020062]

[kitchikishangout]

MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST IDIOTIC WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’

[amusette]

the post that started it all

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god

[danthefrickinking-deactivated20]

Never not reblogging.

[clarinetfool]

I’ve only seen this post in screenshots

[salamencerobot]

I’m very surprised this post hasn’t broken a million.

[shegottosayit]

34 and ready to score!

[shippin-it-faster-than-fedex]

this was so cute I'm so satisfied

[vintar]

i had a meet n greet with the anaesthesiologist for my top surgery and he said it’s his favourite procedure to work on because everyone who wants it is just so truly happy to be there, and i can’t stop thinking about this career that is 99% attending to various sadnesses miseries and woes and 1% having funny little dudes in dangerfield buttonups throwing themselves on the operating table like YEEHAW LET’S GOOOO

[bigdickwizard]

i don’t normally add to people’s posts, but i’m an OR nurse who specializes in gender affirming surgery, and this is totally correct. when we bring the patient into the OR we always ask them what surgery they’re having (to make sure there are no oopsies) and more often than not, my top surgery patients will say “YOU’RE CUTTIN’ THESE BITCHES OFF” or “YOU’RE GONNA YEET THE TEATS” and i know i have the best job in the world.

[vintar]

thank you for the support, big dick wizard

[rookosom]

so happy to announce project 024 of this year's Steddie Big Bang!

"Honey, don’t feed me, I will come back"

🩸🦇💦🍑🧃🤤🧛⚰️🩸

tags: romance, post S5, Eddie lives, ftm!Steve, Kas!Eddie, humor, fluff, smut, oral sex, blood eating

so excited to work with @lilustrate & @dame-zoom-a-latte on this one!!!

[rookosom]

so happy to announce project 024 of this year's Steddie Big Bang!

"Honey, don’t feed me, I will come back"

🩸🦇💦🍑🧃🤤🧛⚰️🩸

tags: romance, post S5, Eddie lives, ftm!Steve, Kas!Eddie, humor, fluff, smut, oral sex, blood eating

so excited to work with @lilustrate & @dame-zoom-a-latte on this one!!!

[thisfeebleheart]

i don't think i'll ever get over the look on Ilya's face after Shane says he loves him too

[finnglas]

when i was a tiny baby queer (aka a 24-year-old), i went to my first pride festival probably three months after i kicked ex-gay therapy to the curb and came out to my parents. being the people they are, my parents came with me. they weren’t really sure about this whole gay thing, but they loved me and wanted me to be safe and happy and wanted to be involved in what was important to me, so they came along. (i also think my mother still might have thought i might get drugged or murdered or beaten by a protester of which there were plenty.)

anyway i wanted a memento of my first pride, you know, and this one vendor was selling keyrings, and i liked it, so i bought one. do you remember those italian charm bracelets that were all the rage like 10-15 years ago? it was a keychain like that, and it had a rainbow rooster, a rainbow cat, and then just a rainbow, and so I bought it.

i run into my mom a couple of vendors over and she goes oh you bought something? what’d you get? so i showed her, and i was like, “I’m not sure why it’s a rooster and a cat. Seems kind of random. But I liked the rainbows.”

and my mom, who was some form of minister’s wife for most of my childhood and teenagerhood, stares at me like she thinks i’m joking.

“What?” i say.

“…it’s a cock and a pussy, Jules,” she says flatly, and that is the story of how i died at the age of 24 while attending my first pride festival.

[finnglas]

I love how every June this one gets dug up and passed around again, lmao.

[finnglas]

oh no is this what we’re doing now

[finnglas]

…relic…

*crumbles and blows away on the wind*

[thevampirecrow]

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

[stuffedwithsteve]

[lovesicklobotomy]

[metal-autistic-coven]

Happy pride month to him

[myjetpack]

My latest cartoon for New Scientist

[voroxpete]

To be clear, this isn't a bit. This is what they actually did. "Its too late" is the new "Climate change isn't real"... And its still a lie!

Every serious climate scientist agrees that there is no such as thing as too late, just as there is no such thing as too early. We should have done a lot more than we have to fight climate change, and the world will suffer for our inaction, but there is no point of no return. We can always work to reduce the amount of suffering that occurs, and eventually turn things around to the point where our planet is healing once again. Do not believe anyone who says it's "too late".

[russianblush]

Best Lead Performer, Drama Series is....Hudson Williams!

[enthyrea]

two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl 🎏

print here

[victusinveritas]

[sungods-healingg]

totally forgot but I also drew eddie as venom awhile ago for a christmas gift exchange !

[shitdip]

I technically don’t have time for this. BUT guess what, I did it anyway.

I also added a few tattoos to Eddie because I imagined this was at the start of the 90s ;) it was fun trying to think of something he would get in this context. So there is a devil holding The nail bat and on his calf the text from the ring in lotr. And also a small sword that was supposed to be Narsil (also lotr), but I got lazy.

Anyway, enjoy!!