you got it all wrong

[roosevelt-finch]

the-californiansaint‌:

No it’s fucking not.

I promise I’ve changed my ways, Coop!

[roosevelt-finch]

luca-attano‌:

Yep that’s the plan, man. I’m spending the week enjoying the sun and a few drinks. What about you? Any plans? 

Honestly, same. After my little adventure on Saturday, I think I just wanna lay low this week. Well, until Saturday and then it’s party time all over again.

[roosevelt-finch]

cordellaemilia‌:

Coachella weekend one was a huge success. Everyone did so amazing and I honestly thought I was going to blow out my voice screaming for SAINT! California the night before.  I’m still completely elated and excited oh my gosh. Ya girl got to be the fifth member of *NSYNC for a little bit, which was amaaazing. Now I’m just completely ready to work on my tan and lay low until next Sunday.

You should have asked me to sing with you! Cooper wouldn’t let me and now I’m banned from backstage. All because I “ran out on stage when I wasn’t supposed to.”

[roosevelt-finch]

luca-attano‌:

While packing up this morning to go off to Long Beach for the week, i figured why travel again? It’s all i’ll be doing for a long while. Change of plans. I’m staying right where i am and getting wasted.

That’s the best plan, honestly! Soak up all this vacation time while we’ve still got it!

[roosevelt-finch]

themargaretgrace‌:

Queen…okay I love that title. Oh my goodness, I can’t pick just one! I love sun flowers, wild flowers, violets. There are so many great kinds. 

I will find you a flower crown with all those flowers. Swear on my diary.

[roosevelt-finch]

themargaretgrace‌:

The best flower crown? I could be so lucky? 

Only the best for the queen! What’s your favorite flower?

[roosevelt-finch]

rockinwilde‌:

Now that everyone has seen how amazing I really am, feel free to compliment me as much as you want. I’m in a good mood, so you’ll have all my attention.

Compliment for Compliment? I, too, want someone to stroke my ego.

[the-californiansaint]

[PM] Hey, buddy! About last night... can I have a do-over? -Roos

PM} Like fuck, get lost.

[roosevelt-finch]

the-californiansaint‌:

PM] Do not call me that.

[PM] ☹️

[the-californiansaint]

[PM] Hey, buddy! About last night... can I have a do-over? -Roos

PM} Like fuck, get lost.

[roosevelt-finch]

the-californiansaint‌:

PM] Mhm, yeah, so do I. Which is why I earned the respect to be able to play it live. Not every fucker can play BoRhap without being criticised to hell. I’m not about to have someone hijack my gig that I’ve worked for. You’re not the only Queen fanboy here man, you don’t get a free pass because you’ve self anointed yourself as something. Just… don’t do it again, for the love of Freddie.

Passing on a word from my bodyguard. If he sees you on stage next week, he’ll throw you to the crowd. Good luck getting out of that pit alive. 

[PM] ...ouch, Cooperoni. I’m heartbroken. I’ll just have my own private Coachella show.

And I’m the only one invited.

[the-californiansaint]

[PM] Hey, buddy! About last night... can I have a do-over? -Roos

PM} Like fuck, get lost.

[roosevelt-finch]

the-californiansaint‌:

PM] Looks like someone forget to turn his private messaging on. How’s the plan for next Saturday going? You found an outfit yet?

[PM] ...fuck. Listen, I just really love Queen, okay. Please, please, please.

[the-californiansaint]

[PM] Hey, buddy! About last night... can I have a do-over? -Roos

PM} Like fuck, get lost.

[roosevelt-finch]

[PM] Come on, please? I promise I’ll be good next time.

[roosevelt-finch]

masedeception‌:

We can totally go shopping during the week and find you something awesome. 

You are the bees knees, Mase. I’ll remember this act of kindness when I get the Queen cover band together and we’re topping the charts.

...unless you want to be in said cover band.

[roosevelt-finch]

masedeception‌:

DUDE!! THAT WAS SO COOL.

I KNOW, BUT THEY BANNED ME FROM BEING BACKSTAGE NOW. I need to come up with a plan for next Saturday so I can get more stage time.

I also need to find my Freddie Mercury outfit.

[roosevelt-finch]

themargaretgrace‌:

What kind of question is that? Of course I do! Especially if I get help from a fabulous person with picking it out. 

I’ll bring you the best flower crown ever today. 

[roosevelt-finch]

cordellacarter‌:

I...may have run out on stage during Cooper’s performance of Bohemian Rhapsody but immediately got chased off by security. 

[roosevelt-finch]

cordellaemilia‌:

You are truly too kind. I would be completely honored to wear your flower crown. I’ll even make a huge shout out during the performance.

A shout out?! Oh my god, you can KEEP the flower crown!

[roosevelt-finch]

I have made a grave error.