The Last Centurion

princesses-and-bitchcraft

It made all of us much worse.

yesokayiknow

the ponds watching river sleep in the hospital: so this place has good psychologists to help her with the trauma right?

eleven: good what now

#martha: actually i took a few rotations on the psych ward in med school-

#10: wow interesting! unrelated don't you think it's time you went home

mankillercalledbunny

“People have always been people” is my favourite part of anthropology

People graffitid your mum jokes on the walls of Pompeii

Junior monks wrote complaints into their copied manuscripts

The Aborigines passed down 10,000 year old oral histories in campfire stories

Children played with little rolling ox toys in Mughal India

Indigenous Americans hurled balls around courts in games like ones we still play

Bored Roman soldiers carved dicks on Hadrian’s wall

Vikings climbed to very high places in distant countries just to carve their names there

Women in ancient Egypt sang songs making fun of their husbands while they worked

Victorian schoolgirls embroidered their hatred of stitching into their samplers

People have always been people, and it is my favourite thing

People will always be people and that’s why I love the human race

Also roman soldiers??? Which ones, specifically??????? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Yes comment

...River dared me.

mankillercalledbunny

“People have always been people” is my favourite part of anthropology

People graffitid your mum jokes on the walls of Pompeii

Junior monks wrote complaints into their copied manuscripts

The Aborigines passed down 10,000 year old oral histories in campfire stories

Children played with little rolling ox toys in Mughal India

Indigenous Americans hurled balls around courts in games like ones we still play

Bored Roman soldiers carved dicks on Hadrian’s wall

Vikings climbed to very high places in distant countries just to carve their names there

Women in ancient Egypt sang songs making fun of their husbands while they worked

Victorian schoolgirls embroidered their hatred of stitching into their samplers

People have always been people, and it is my favourite thing

People will always be people and that’s why I love the human race

Also roman soldiers??? Which ones, specifically??????? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

#if my dumbass son in law sows up #you can bet we have a place for him

No comment.

expelliarmus

Oi! I don’t know what you told the future companions to make them look at me all sad but stop it! IM TALKING TO ALL OF YOU!!!!

Don’t worry, everyone looks at me all sad, too.

I’m annoyed because Clara has huge doe eyes and all of the doctors have the same “I’m super guilty about something” same but no one will tell me anything

Every Doctor I’ve met always looks guilty, I think it’s just part of their schtick.

But you know the specific look. Where they’re smiling and happy to see you, but they also want to apologize and beg for forgiveness and cry

I’m very familiar. It happens every year at River’s birthday party.

Oi! I don’t know what you told the future companions to make them look at me all sad but stop it! IM TALKING TO ALL OF YOU!!!!

Don’t worry, everyone looks at me all sad, too.

I’m annoyed because Clara has huge doe eyes and all of the doctors have the same “I’m super guilty about something” same but no one will tell me anything

Every Doctor I’ve met always looks guilty, I think it’s just part of their schtick.

Oi! I don’t know what you told the future companions to make them look at me all sad but stop it! IM TALKING TO ALL OF YOU!!!!

Don’t worry, everyone looks at me all sad, too.

incorrect-doctorwho

the anon braincell for amy/donna battle is strong Truly, worthy opponents. However, I think Amy is more accustomed to getting her way without actually having to resort to blows. She’s got the bark, but not the bite Donna has. I have to once again back Donna this time.

You know it, sweetheart 😉

On behalf of my wife, I have to disagree, loudly, with my sword. Also, I can’t die so be prepared for a loooooooooong argument.

Oh honey, I will beat you so bad you will remember it for the next thousand years.

Bring it, Earth Girl.

(I don’t know why I called you that, the Doctor just said I should.)

incorrect-doctorwho

the anon braincell for amy/donna battle is strong Truly, worthy opponents. However, I think Amy is more accustomed to getting her way without actually having to resort to blows. She’s got the bark, but not the bite Donna has. I have to once again back Donna this time.

You know it, sweetheart 😉

On behalf of my wife, I have to disagree, loudly, with my sword. Also, I can’t die so be prepared for a loooooooooong argument.

incorrect-doctorwho

Season 5: Eleven gets to say fuck even less than Ten. The Pond family’s rights are fairly evenly distributed, but Rory gets the edge. He probably needs it.

Season 6: Still no rights for Eleven, but River’s moved up to tie with Rory.

Season 7: Pretty split (just like the season). Clara edges past River and Rory, but barely. Eleven gets his most fuck rights yet, but it’s still less than everyone else’s.

Season 8: Unlike Eleven, Twelve definitely gets to say fuck. S1 - 4 // S9 - 12

It’s the only way I get through my fucking life. (And deaths.)

My phone auto- corrected Doctor Who to Doctor Ego and I think that's a more accurate description.

tea-n-memes-boy

It is, but at least they've earned it?

Oh for sure. Still annoying.

My phone auto- corrected Doctor Who to Doctor Ego and I think that's a more accurate description.

dollsome-does-tumblr

instead of killing characters off at random for shock value, may i propose a hip new trend: keeping characters alive at random for shock value. by all logic, this character should be dead. there’s no possible explanation for how they continue to shuffle ‘round this mortal coil. maybe we literally saw them die onscreen back in the passe era of shock value deaths. and yet, there they are. alive before our eyeballs.

sapphotron

Rory

…………………………….

Go ahead, tell me I’m wrong

Thanks, Doctor, can I get off the ride now?

yesokayiknow

eleven: okay so i’ve improved your toaster now it hovers, can sense emotions, picks up 3000 radio channels, is a grandmaster at chess, and knows whenever your fridge is empty

rory: does it make toast

eleven: does it do what now

To be fair, I did get it to fry my fish fingers one time

That is so not the point.

dollsome-does-tumblr

instead of killing characters off at random for shock value, may i propose a hip new trend: keeping characters alive at random for shock value. by all logic, this character should be dead. there’s no possible explanation for how they continue to shuffle ‘round this mortal coil. maybe we literally saw them die onscreen back in the passe era of shock value deaths. and yet, there they are. alive before our eyeballs.

sapphotron

Rory