Rory del Monico

[rorydelmonico]

TEXT | RORY

KITTY: How about you come to my office? I don't really feel like a public outing.

RORY: Sure, it's not far from where I'm at now. I'll be there in a little bit.

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TEXT | RORY

KITTY: Yeah, okay.

KITTY: I have a new picture to show you.

RORY: Tell me where and I'll meet you.

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TEXT | RORY

KITTY: Thank you, but you're not a priest. You don't need to listen to my sins.

RORY: I could buy you a drink?

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TEXT | RORY

KITTY: It's really hard to be vague with you.

KITTY: There's just a lot of things going on right now.

RORY: We went through a lot together, Kit. You can't hide behind that pretty smile like you do with everyone else.

RORY: You need a shoulder? I have two..

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KITTY: Not so well. I keep bursting in tears at random. I don't know if it's the day, what happened recently or the fact that Sam is so distant that we might as well not even be tog--[DELETED]

KITTY: It's never an easy day but I guess I'm fine.

RORY: You know fine never really means fine.

RORY: You don't have to talk to me but whatever's wrong, you need someone you can talk to.

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TEXT | RORY

KITTY: I do. They always make my day a little better.

RORY: How are you doing?

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TEXT | RORY

KITTY: Thank you so much for the flowers. They're absolutely beautiful.

RORY: You don't have to thank me.

RORY: I guess I feel a lot of guilt around this time of year. Like maybe if I was a better person back then you wouldn't have to spend this day every year thinking about the kid we gave up. I'm sorry I did that to you, even if it was the right thing for all of us back then [DELETED]

[rorydelmonico]

@rileshummel

The flowers and puppy are for you but there’s also a chance I promised Sammi I’d find a way to convince you to get her a puppy so here’s me being sneaky. Since it’s a girl, there’s no give-backs. 

Happy Mother’s Day, Peaches. 

Rory

[rorydelmonico]

@meanhotkitty

Happy Mother’s Day, Kit.

[rorydelmonico]

PM: Ever been caught fucking? Give a detailed example?

I don’t know how detailed you can be. Yeah, it’s happened. My cousins walked on me before, friends, and one very unfortunate instance where my drunken ass was involved with someone who wasn’t my girlfriend and said girlfriend walked in. Still sorry about that @meanhotkitty

[rorydelmonico]

PM: You have a 9inch dick?! True or false?

Probably true. 

[nadiabrighton]

[TEXT; from Rory]: Hey Rusky, something came up so I'm going to have to rain check our ice skating date.. unless you don't mind if I bring my cousin's daughter along for the ice skating?

[TEXT] Rusky? Is that my new nickname? I happen to be…somewhat fond of children that I could get to ice skate with me. How old is said kid?

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nadiabrighton:

[TEXT] Don’t doubt my power of persuation, mister. I’ll still take the hot chocolate but you’re getting on the ice with us.

[TEXT]: You can be persuasive but I can be stubborn. Never doubt an Irishman’s stubbornness.. I might fall on my ass on the ice but I don’t know about actually getting on it. 

[nadiabrighton]

[TEXT; from Rory]: Hey Rusky, something came up so I'm going to have to rain check our ice skating date.. unless you don't mind if I bring my cousin's daughter along for the ice skating?

[TEXT] Rusky? Is that my new nickname? I happen to be…somewhat fond of children that I could get to ice skate with me. How old is said kid?

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nadiabrighton:

[TEXT] If she’s related to you, then I’ll bet she’s cool. I don’t mind you bringing her along. I can teach you both and see which one is better at skating. ;)

[TEXT]: Ah, that’s going to be her, hands down. I really doubt you’ll manage to get me out on the ice. I’ll get the hot chocolate while you two show everyone how it’s done. 

[nadiabrighton]

[TEXT; from Rory]: Hey Rusky, something came up so I'm going to have to rain check our ice skating date.. unless you don't mind if I bring my cousin's daughter along for the ice skating?

[TEXT] Rusky? Is that my new nickname? I happen to be…somewhat fond of children that I could get to ice skate with me. How old is said kid?

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[rorydelmonico]

[TEXT]: Yes, it is. This is a special kid.. my cousin’s kid. She’ll be five but she’s pretty much the coolest kid you’ll ever meet. Her name’s Sammi and I’m going to be babysitting her this weekend so I figure either she can come with, or we have to rain check. 

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[TEXT FROM RILEY]: Rory, my darling, my love! I have a massive favor to ask! I have have plans with the boyfriend so I was wondering if you wouldn't mind watching the peanut for the weekend?

[TEXT]: Hey Peaches, I was beginning to think I lost you to work and the peanut! I’d love to watch her - just so long as you understand that junk food is going to be consumed all weekend and for as hard as I try, I’m a sucker for those big eyes of hers so she’ll probably get away with murder.

@rileshummel

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PM: Most public place you've had sex or sucked off/eaten a girl out?

PM: I’m not too big on being public but I did have sex in the storage room at a bar downtown. It was small and cramped but I had fun. 

[nadiabrighton]

[TEXT; from Rory]: You are a worthy opponent, Nadia. Gave me a run for my money but I'd like to think I came out on top last night. Even if coming out on top means nursing the hangover from hell.

[TEXT] I have to admit it was a fun night to get wasted. I’m already on my second triple latte and the headache is somewhat subsiding but I still can’t take my sunglasses off. I don’t often go out and get drunk with pretty boys but you’re actually pretty fun to hang out with. We should do it again some time.

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nadiabrighton:

[TEXT] You make an awful lot of deals. But fine, I’m sold.

[TEXT]: Ha. Yeah, I guess I do. Alright, Saturday then.