No, but youâre cute for thinking so. Well, that makes perfect sense actually. Why canât Pluto go in to retrograde and bring everyone good luck?
Plutoâs a nice lil fella who never fucks with us. Isnât that just so nice?! I do wish it would bring some luck, though. I need some of that right about yesterday.
Well, I liked you when you dated my brother, but the Hayward family solidarity clause states that in the event of a break up, I can no longer like or trust you. But, apathy is neither of those so I suppose thatâs okay. Oh, well I have to map out a strategy for class, but that could come in handy on another day.Â
Oh, right. Hahah, totally forgot about that. Chandler and I are cool, though! Isnât he dating Nicoâs robot sister? I dunno. I get that, though. Loyalty is important. I canât really blame ya for being #teamchandler.Â
I suggest you work in the opposite of customer service like nature intended. But, that could cut in to your nothing time and heaven forbid that happen.
You want me to be a hit man? Youâre right, that would cut into my nothing time. Not gonna happen.
CORAL: I can't pick an outfit for our dinner party đ
CORAL: I also realized I should probs invite my brother.
CORAL: I also realized that this text could technically serve as an invitation for my brother. Gideon, you up in my texts rn??? That would make my job a lot easier.
NICO: I invited Sonny and my newest Comaro sister over for a little dinner party this week. That cool with you, Space Babe?
CASS: Hell yeah fuckin right!! I'm always down for a Comaro hang and Sonshine is my second fav Comaro so like. This will probably be the best dinner party of my life.
Iâll pass on the toe socks. What does this one even do? What do any of them do? All I know is to be on the look out for cars or something when itâs Mercuryâs time of the year.
Lame! Toe socks are cute. They all fuck with shit. This one fucks with emotions more than communication, but like. Itâs still not a good time, especially when your brain is hooked up to the planets and they suddenly start spinning backwards. Venus is way more fun than Mercury, though. Fuck Mercury.
Iâm more of an indoor boy.  Surprisingly enough danger isnât my middle name itâs Tobias⊠but I think youâre onto something.  Maybe a change in routine is what I need!Â
Danger can happen inside, too. Go check out a crack den, youâll see what Iâm talking about.
Disclaimer: Please donât check out a crack den. Change in routine though? Great idea. Try something new. Like a new restaurant or some shit.
Itâs on you for applying in the first place. Customer service is the last place you need to be. At least the in-person variety. Youâd make a great telemarketer. Iâm not sure if itâs worth the wings though. You could use your bachelors to steal some though.
Blah blah blah. Money is the first place I need to be. Where do you suggest I work? An office with a bunch of middle aged white men? NAH. Telemarketing is customer service. Iâll poison them over the phone. Donât ask how, Iâll do it. I could, but why do something when you can do nothing?
the one place they sometimes end up falling asleep â where theyâre not supposed to: Everywhere. If her battery is dead, thereâs no stopping it.
the game theyâd destroy everyone else at: Most games lmfao, but especially Battleship!
what they act like when they havenât had enough sleep:Â Half dead.
their preferred hot beverage on really cold nights. or mornings. or whenever.: ginger tea
how they like to comfort/care for themselves when theyâre in a slump: breathing exercises, bonding with siblings, trips to the mall.
what they wanted to be when they grew up: a mad scientist
their favorite kind of weather: cool, but not cold
thoughts on their singing voice (decent? terrible? soprano? alto?): bea has a terrible singing voice they she knows it; they donât sing.
BRITTA
2-4 songs that are probably on their iPod:Â
sleep forever
strawberry fields
the one place they sometimes end up falling asleep â where theyâre not supposed to: the beach. lol sunburn.
the game theyâd destroy everyone else at: is yoga a game?! competitive yoga!
the emoticon theyâd use most often:Â âź she probably signs off every text w the peace symbol lmfao
what they act like when they havenât had enough sleep: groggy, out of it, confused
their preferred hot beverage on really cold nights. or mornings. or whenever. peppermint tea
how they like to comfort/care for themselves when theyâre in a slump: yoga, time with nature, aromatherapy, weed.
what they wanted to be when they grew up: happy
their favorite kind of weather: sunny with a breeze
thoughts on their singing voice (decent? terrible? soprano? alto?): decent and alto
how/what they like to draw or doodle: peace signs, trees, flowers
TOMMY
2-4 songs that are probably on their iPod:
jenny was a friend of mine - the killers
a decade under the influence - taking back sunday
the one place they sometimes end up falling asleep â where theyâre not supposed to: everywhere. tommy is a sleepy hoe, despite talking about how busy he is. he sleeps on his private jet 99% of the time and is the king of airport naps.
the game theyâd destroy everyone else at: any game of chance! games of strategy? not so fucking much. heâll pwn you at sorry but donât ask about monopoly or battleship. tommy is a sore loser and wonât want to play. gin tho? letâs play a game of gin.
what they act like when they havenât had enough sleep: silent.
how they like to comfort/care for themselves when theyâre in a slump: tommy largely does not care for himself - he gambles and makes more money so he can buy more things for his sisters, which makes him feel better. usually. a little. mostly he just keeps to himself and wallows.
what they wanted to be when they grew up: continuously rich
their favorite kind of weather: anything without a breeze - he doesnât need something knocking him around when heâs jumping about.
thoughts on their singing voice (decent? terrible? soprano? alto?): tommy has a really nice singing voice, but he hasnât sung since Jenny âdiedâ. he vowed never to sing wo her. now the bitch is back but obvs tommy still isnât singing. btw jenny isnât a bitch i luv her.
how/what they like to draw or doodle: dolla bills yall
You work at BDubs? Which one? So I know where not to go. How do you not posion people? Wow, is that a rude thing to ask?
I donât poison people by not spitting in their food. What the fuck kind of question is that? Do I look like Iâm some kind of pre-pubescent twelve year old who canât control her poison? Bitch please. Iâm grown.Â
Whoâs idea was it to hire my poisonous ass for a customer service job? Every time someone pisses me off I want to spit in their food. I probably wouldnât get a tip if I did that, though. âCause theyâd be dead.
I'd quit my day job, but what else am I gonna do with a bachelors in villainry? Some ragrets. At least I get free buffalo wings, ay.
JENNY: I... may have hid in a bush for awhile even after they stopped following me just to be safe. I'm totally fine though, really. I can't expect and ask you and Eli to follow me all over the place.
JENNY: But I have a serious question... I'm not a droid, am I? Or a zombie? Or anything non-human... right? That's something you'd be able to tell about people, isn't it?
BEA: Don't be ashamed of hiding, better safe than sorry! I just wish you had somewhere safer than a bush. You can and should ask if you need an escort. I have no problem walking with you when you're out and about!
BEA: Hm? No, I think I'm much closer to a droid than you are. You're completely organic. Why do you ask?
