AAAAAHHHHH!!! Stripper Izu! I love it! Does he ask for EH autograph after the dance? Does the dance make EH blush?
Oh absolutely yes to both.
Shouta absolutely blushes during the dance. It’s not his first, Nemuri’s a huge advocate for sex workers of all kinds and she’s bought more than one lap dance for all of them over the years, wanted or not.
So Shouta has totally found himself in this position before.
Shouta normally waves the dancers off, tells them to keep the money and go take a break instead. Nemuri always pouts but never protests, just vowing to one day find someone not even he can resist.
And it looks like she finally has.
Because Shouta doesn’t wave this dancer away, not even when he guides Shouta’s hands to the sides of the chair he’s in and tells him to “hold on”.
The next couple of minutes is all lithe muscle, pale skin littered with faint, barely noticeable scars, and more freckles than Shouta can count.
Shouta knows he’s turning just a bit red, can feel the way his ears are burning, but the majority of him just doesn’t care, too focused on those rolling hips and straining thighs.
And as for the autograph? Izuku still has his analysis journals of course because they actually ended up being really useful for his vigilante stuff even if now he writes in code and keeps them in a secure place. That being said he always keeps a small pocket notebook with him too even at the club, tucked safely away beneath the bar. It’s pretty simple to get it and then bounce back over to Eraserhead who’s still red in the face.
Nemuri, Hizashi, and Tensei are absolutely delighted and losing their minds because not only did Shouta take an interest in a dancer and actually go along with a lap dance, the really cute Usa-chan actually knows who Eraserhead is and wants a autograph.
It’s like the heavens parted and answered all of their prayers for Shouta in one bunny ear wearing package.
