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Late night texts: Ham.
shane: polar express boring???? wow, clearly you have no imagination.
shane: yes, telling other children there is no santa. what do you believe in rose?
shane: still, it's rude.
rose: siiiiigh. i have so much imagination up in my head it's insane. it got boring though after they got off the train. i only liked the hot chocolate part.
rose: i believe in meeeeeeeee.
rose: yes, because child me totally knew that was being rude. totally.
Late night texts: Ham.
iris: i'm just going to ignore everything else you said because. something more important came up.
iris: when did i ever say i want you to get killed by corey?
rose: you literally just said...and i quote.
rose: ///yes. because one day you're going to let me go. and i'm going to drop to the ocean and you're going to forget about me. and then corey will kill you because you killed me so karma. that should of been how titanic ended to be honest.///
rose: DID I MISREAD THIS?
rose: my eyes are tired so i may have scrambled it up.
Late night texts: Ham.
nyx: i know ;)
nyx: better now that things are less shaky. what are you up to tonight? my phone got its hands on a new snapchat filter....
rose: ;) ;) ;)
rose: nothing much. just tinkering with some stuff like i normally do.
rose: YES! WHICH ONE? you must send me all the videos.
Late night texts: Ham.
shane: never watched christmas shit. watched polar express with shy though. don't believe movies, rose. they twist shit to make it look more effective for the movie itself.
shane:......................
shane: okay at least i ain't that mean. you're a mean person.
rose: polar express was so boring. let me introduce you to the good christmas movies.
rose: HA! me? a mean person?????
rose: i'm just spreading the truuuuth.
rose: it's not like i do it anymore. just when i was a kid and those kids parents would always go to my parents to have a talk with me about this.
Late night texts: Ham.
iris: i'm.not.being.a.sheep. you know i'd rather be a dung beetle than a sheep.
iris: i take that back. i'd rather be a sheep.
iris: yes. because one day you're going to let me go. and i'm going to drop to the ocean and you're going to forget about me. and then corey will kill you because you killed me so karma.
iris: that should of been how titanic ended to be honest.
iris: you're a terrible person.
rose: you know i will seriously make you a dung beetle outfit next year and you will have to wear it!
rose: HA. A SHEEP IT IS!
rose: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
rose: way to go assuming i would actually let YOU go.
rose: jack was a totally different person.
rose: i didn't even like the dude that much.
rose: sheesh. i can't believe you want me to get killed BY COREY. MY OTHER LOVELY FRIEND.
Late night texts: Ham.
shane: fine! let's talk about santa claus, and how fucking dumb he is. a fat fuck can't get down a fucking chimney. no one can get down a damn chimney. not to mention, no one can get around the world in one night delivering presents. and really, he has fucking tabs on who is all naughty and nice? talk about a fucking pervert. why any parent would want to tell their children about a man who somehow gets into their house to deliver presents and eat their cookies and drink their milk is beyond me.
shane: and let's not forget that he has a reindeer showing him the way with a red fucking nose. it's called a fucking light on your fucking sleigh you dumb fuck.
rose: have you seen the santa clause movie with tim allen? they sort of got a decent idea on how he could get down the tiny ass chimneys and that was because of the magic he had.
rose: although i do agree with everything else you said. i think he's dumb, i never believed in him.
rose: i was that kid going around telling other kids he wasn't real.
Late night texts: Ham.
iris: you want me to dress up as a sheep next halloween huh? you wanted to last month.
iris: WHO SAYS I DON'T FUCKING LOVE YOU? FUCK SAKE, ROSE! I CAN BE DISAPPOINTED AND STILL LOVE YOU.
iris: it's a really ugly tear face. like....just use your own face next time rose.
iris: i'm not going to feel bad over that tear face because i don't know that tear face.
iris: no. he's a good singer, has good songs. just..doesn't go with the theme of you letting jack go.
rose: yes!!!!!! you would be so cute!
rose: is this your way of just getting a cute picture of my face?? hm?
rose: PSH, I'LL PICK WHATEVER THEME I WANT TO PICK. I'm the one letting him go! :P
Late night texts: Ham.
shane: you know what else is easy, rose? just stating your fucking name when a person asks who it is; rather than making a game of it.
shane: humans are curious fucking sue me for wanting to know who the person was that decidied to play god for a damn day.
rose: my god... if i knew you were going to be such a sensitive little baby over something like that then i wouldn't have responded to you in the first place.
rose: oh no, i said god, is that going to make you blow up with more f-bombs?
Late night texts: Ham.
iris: just because it was chosen for thanksgiving doesn't mean everyone has to be a sheep and follow it. i'm not a sheep. i did that when i was in school, but again not a sheep :P.
iris: ham for a snack?? disappointed in you rose.
iris: how will you ever move on from him??? he saved you, gave his life for you. damn, your life is sad.
iris: says the girl who let go.
iris: are you singing jon bon jovi right now?
rose: awwwww, i bet you would be the cutest sheep around! :p
rose: STOP BEING DISAPPOINTED IN ME AND START LOVING ME, IRIS.
rose: i can only handle so much! :'(
rose: look at that. you made me use the tear face.
rose: MAYBE I AM SINGING THE JOVI.
rose: are you going to judge me for that too?!?! hmmmmm?!?!?!
Late night texts: Ham.
shane: sounds like you need to learn that some people just don't want to have a conversation with god, eh?
shane: joking or not, i really don't like god. don't care if you do; or if you want to joke about him. i'm not one for joking when it comes to him, alright?
rose: dude, you were literally continuing on with this conversation.
rose: it's so easy to just read a message and ignore it if you don't like it.
rose: mhm. got it, loud a clear, bub.
The many shirts of Rose.
Late night texts: Ham.
shane: i am very sarcastic, just not when it comes to god.
shane: you can be sarcastic and say you're the devil. he and i are good friends.
rose: geeze it sounds like you need a chill pill dude.
rose: it's alright to joke about god, the devil, even santa can come in on the jokes.
Late night texts: Ham.
shane: as many as i can muster up.
shane: nah i've seen you round. why not just say you're rose?
shane: cause god and i ain't friends.
rose: because i like being sarcastic and saying i'm god.
rose: i can tell you are far from the sarcastic type.
Late night texts: Ham.
shane: seriously.
shane: who the fuck is this?
shane: you're acting as god, eh? i don't actually know who the fuck i'm speaking to.
rose: dude, how many f-bombs do you gotta throw in there?
rose: the names rose, bub. i'm positive you have heard of me.
Late night texts: Ham.
shane: and yet you have a notification for ham? except ham is gross.
shane: you going to marry food?
shane: well. glad you're fucking having a good day. clearly you haven't lost anyone, god.
rose: noooo, ham is good. it may not be as good as bacon, but it's still pretty good.
rose: i might.
rose: dang, good job at assuming my life. thumbs up to you buddy.
Late night texts: Ham.
nyx: exactly.
nyx: because it's well-known i'm a ham.
nyx: thank you for messaging me. :)
rose: the best ham around.
rose: of course! how are things going for you? keeping busy after the shaky shaky mess happened around here?
