[rothelp]

norman fucking rockwell! starters.

you fucked me so good that i almost said i love you.

you’re fun and you’re wild, but you don’t know half of the shit that you put me through.

i can’t change that, and i can’t change your mood.

‘cause you’re just a man, it’s just what you do.

why wait for the best when i could have you?

i don’t get bored, i just see you through.

you took my sadness out of context.

maybe i could save you from your sins.

take a deep breath, baby, let me in.

just take my hand.

i’m your man.

they mistook my kindness for weakness.

i fucked up, i know that, but jesus – can’t a girl just do the best she can?

who i am is a big-time believer that people can change.

you don’t have to leave her.

when everyone’s talking, you can make a stand.

even in the dark, i feel your resistance.

you can see my heart burning in the distance.

you want this, you need this.

are you ready for it?

oh god, miss you on my lips.

nothing gold can stay.

you’re beautiful and i’m insane.

give me hallmark. one dream, one life, one lover.

it’s just me and you.

touch me with your fingertips.

we’re getting high now because we’re older.

me myself, i like diamonds.

if you weren’t mine, i’d be jealous of your love.

maybe the way that i’m living is killing me.

it turns out everywhere you go, you take yourself. that’s not a lie.

wish that you would hold me or just say that you were mine.

it’s killing me slowly.

dream a little dream of me. make me into something sweet.

fuck it, i love you.

it turns out california’s more than just a state of mind.

if i wasn’t so fucked up, i think i’d fuck you all the time.

we got this relationship.

i love her so bad, but she treats me like shit.

take this veil off my eyes.

my burning sun will, some day, rise.

said i’m gonna play with myself.

we’ve come to tell you that she’s evil, most definitely. evil, ornery, scandalous and evil, most definitely.

i’d like to hold her head underwater.

i’m a star and i’m burning through you.

be my once in a lifetime.

i’m a fucking mess.

thanks for the high life.

i would like to think that you would stick around.

you know that i’d just die to make you proud.

touch me anywhere ‘cause i’m your baby.

i believe that you see me for who i am.

is it safe to just be who we are?

you try to push me out, but i just find my way back in.

there’s things that i wanna say to you, but i’ll just let you live.

if you hold me without hurting me, you’ll be the first who ever did.

what you been up to, my baby?

haven’t seen you ‘round here lately.

all of the guys tell me lies, but you don’t.

you just crack another beer and pretend that you’re still here.

this is how to disappear.

i love that man like nobody can.

i’m always going to be right here.

no one’s going anywhere.

you don’t ever have to be stronger than you really are.

i wanted to reach out, but i never said a thing.

i shouldn’t have done it.

i wanted to call you, but i didn’t say a thing.

i’ll catch you on the flip side.

we’ll do whatever you want, travel, wherever how far.

you don’t ever have to be stronger than you really are.

you don’t ever have to act cooler than you think you should.

you’re brighter than the brightest stars.

you’re scared to win, scared to lose.

whatever’s on tonight, i just wanna party with you.

you make me feel like there’s something that i never knew i wanted.

it’s you. all the roads lead to you.

i see you for who you really are.

i miss dancing with you the most of all.

nobody warns you before the fall.

i’m wasted.

don’t leave, i just need a wake-up call.

i’m facing the greatest loss of all.

i want shit to feel just like it used to.

i guess that i’m burned out after all.

sometimes, girls just want to have fun.

the poetry inside of me is warm like a gun.

it’ll buy me a year if i play my cards right.

i’m just trying to keep my love alive.

bartender, our love’s alive.

baby, remember, i’m not drinking wine.

that cherry coke you serve is fine.

i love the little games that we play.

do you want me or do you not?

i heard one thing, now i’m hearing another.

happiness is a butterfly.

what’s the worst that can happen to a girl who’s already been hurt?

i’m already hurt.

if he’s as bad as they say, then i guess i’m cursed.

don’t be a jerk. don’t call me a taxi.

i just wanna dance with you.

i lose myself in the music, baby.

i’ve been tearing around in my fucking nightgown.

don’t ask if i’m happy. you know that i’m not.

at best, i can say i’m not sad.

hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have.

she couldn’t care less, and i never cared more.

hope is a dangerous thing for a woman with my past.

i’ve got monsters still under my bed that i could never fight off.

they write that i’m happy. they know that i’m not.

[rothelp]

grace and frankie season 5 starters.

i like the enthusiasm, but vibrators aren’t like donuts.

no tea, no shade, but why you gaggin’ bitch?

this is incredible! it’s amazing!

this is a disaster. it’s terrible.

i’ve already given you a hobo name. it’s patches.

oh my god, dreams do come true!

well...what else is supposed to happen?

i suppose it’s too much to hope for “you show me yours, i’ll show you mine”?

you wanna have sex me with or what?

i’ve kissed a girl.

fuck it.

you want to die today?

see, there it is, in glorious buttercream.

you can’t have your cake and fuck it too.

can i fuck it and then eat it?

you know, you always have a place here.

i’ve earned the right to take my sweet fucking time.

that’s my girl.

i’m not a guest. i’m a hostage.

every year, once a year, i allow myself a single, annual cry.

is that weird?

what is the best part of you?

i drank bong water that day, too.

honey, it’s not that bad.

there’s a naked hippie in my pool.

doesn’t he set off your bullshit detector?

i can’t tell if you’re joking or sad.

and thank you for putting your fingers in my mouth.

maybe i’ve taken a wrong turn.

you mean with me? i’m the wrong turn you took?

if it were, i would’ve found it already.

i thought you and i were doing something with meaning.

i thought we mattered.

you were right for once.

oh my god, it’s coming from inside the house.

you’re also scheduled for a big kiss on the mouth later.

you see, i’m an amateur sleuth with a degree in detectorology.

whoa, daddy.

just do an internet.

did alexander graham cracker need anyone’s permission to invent the cotton gin?

after great deliberation, i’ve decided to step down to spend less time with my family.

why did you suddenly decide to get high?

well, i have a few notes. first, it’s not good and i hate it.

don’t we sometimes sneak into each other’s bedrooms at night to kiss each other on the mouth?

why did i feel so relieved being away from you for two weeks?

you know how i felt when you were gone? free.

what the hell are we doing living together?

let’s hear it for the most amazing mother in the world, everyone!

maybe we don’t make sense anymore.

god only knows what i’d be without you.

do i look okay?

stay there! i’ll come to you.

oh, i need you, too.

i’m so much better because of you.

you’re my best friend and my partner and i  ––  i need you.

[rothelp]

11/22/63,  a novel by stephen king,  sentence starters.

life turns on a dime. sometimes towards us, but more often it spins away, flirting and flashing as it goes: so long, honey, it was good while it lasted, wasn’t it?

a person who doesn't learn from the past is an idiot, in my estimation.

when all else fails, give up and go to the library.

sarcastic people tend to be marshmallows underneath the armor. i'm no different.

the multiple choices of possibilities of daily life are the music we dance to.

the devil’s voice is sweet.

sometimes a cigar is just a smoke and a story's just a story.

humans were built to look back; that's why we have that swivel joint in our necks.

in 1958, there’s always smoke.

we never know which lives we influence, or when, or why.

i'm one of those people who doesn't really know what he thinks until he writes it down.

i'm crazy. crazy and having a terribly involved hallucination in a mental hospital somewhere. perhaps some doctor will write me up for a psychiatric journal.

hearts don't really break. if only they could.

yeah, but what if you went back and killed your own grandfather?

why the fuck would you do that?

stupidity is one of the two things we see most clearly in retrospect. the other is missed chances.

when you hide the truth from someone, you deny them their dignity.

we have been given pain to be astounded by joy.

we have been given life to deny death.

we did not ask for this room or this music. but because we are here, let us dance.

if there is love, smallpox scars are as pretty as dimples.

i’ll love your face no matter what it looks like. because it’s yours.

i know life is hard, i think everyone knows that in their hearts, but why dos it have to be cruel, as well? why does it have to bite?

i was no longer walking around the house of cards; i was living in it.

like all sweet dreams, it will be brief, but brevity makes sweetness, doesn't it?

explanations are such cheap poetry.

on the subject of love at first sight, i’m with the Beatles: i believe that it happens all the time.

when you put on a clown suit and a rubber nose, nobody has any idea what you look like inside.

things do happen for a reason, but do we like the reason? rarely.

for most of us, i think it's easier to admit doing wrong than being stupid.

sometimes life coughs up coincidences no writer of fiction would dare copy.

life's simplest answers are often the easiest to overlook.

do i know what people say? sure.

i know your mother lives in your head – almost everyone's mother does, i guess – but you can't let her have her way on this one.

don't look back, never look back.

life is too sweet to give up without a fight, don’t you think?

[rothelp]

miscellaneous angst starters.

when were you going to tell me?

you can't keep doing this to yourself.

that's...a lot of blood.

can you walk?

please don't lie to me.

you were supposed to leave.

i'm not going anywhere without you.

shh, it's okay. it was just a dream.

there was nothing more you could have done.

it wasn't your fault.

this is all my fault.

you aren't acting like yourself.

i'm never going to let [her/him/them] hurt you again.

you're hurting me.

don't ever do that again.

go to hell.

please don't cry.

you have to stay awake.

i wish i could take the pain away.

you could have died.

hey – stay with me.

it'll be over soon.

did you ever love me?

i'm sorry. i can't do this anymore.

things won't always hurt this bad.

you passed out.

how much have you had?

i'm okay. it's all fine.

it's not okay! you're not fine!

let me get you something for the pain.

it's nothing. it's just a bruise.

it's clearly not nothing.

have you been to the doctor?

i didn't mean the things i said.

i thought we meant something.

people who are okay don't act like this.

you don't have to go through this by yourself.

i don't want you to be alone.

please don't regret me.

i heard you crying.

you need to get some rest.

when was the last time you ate something?

i'm worried about you.

did you have another nightmare?

[name], there's nobody there.

i want to be happy but i don't think i deserve it.

please talk to me.

why are you mad at me?

alcohol isn't going to solve your problems.

don't leave me.

did you do this to yourself?

it's breaking my heart to see you like this.

tell me what's wrong.

tell me how to make it better.

why don't you care?

get the hell away from me.

please don't do this.

i can't believe that you lied to me.

just...stay for the night.

you obviously can't be trusted to take care of yourself, so let me do it for you.

you can't die. i won't let you.

just hang on, okay?

hold my hand if you need to.

i'm sorry.

why do you have a gun?

don't panic.

just breathe.

you're bleeding.

i'm trying to stop the bleeding.

you've been crying, i can tell.

you should have told me sooner.

i wanted to tell you in person.

a phone call would've been nice.

i hate you.

i love you.

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Cooking Sentence Starters

As requested by Anonymous.

“What’cha cooking?” 

“Something smells absolutely delicious!” 

“Need an extra set of hands?” 

“Do not have me turn around see you eating my cookie batter” 

“Are you making a three-course meal for an entire army?” 

“Can you get that out of the oven please?” 

“Uh, this pot is boiling over…”

“You should flour the rolling pin before you roll the dough.”

“Don’t mind me, I’m just taste testing.” 

“Are you baking dessert?” 

“How much sugar goes into this again?” 

“Want to help me make dinner?” 

“Am I doing this right?” 

“Why is the kitchen so smoky??”

“You got flour everywhere!” 

“How on earth did you get chocolate on the ceiling?”

“Apple pie or blueberry pie?” 

“I hope you like chicken!”

“Will you please stop sampling before I’m done!” 

“I think you cut a little too much onion for this…” 

“What on earth is this weird thing?” 

“Are you making fresh pasta?” 

“Oooh! This looks tasty!”

“What kind of fruit is this?” 

“Don’t tell me I mixed up salt with sugar.”

[wingedhoney]

heavenly words

aliferous: (adj.) having wings

apricity: (n.) the warmth of the sun in the winter

aspectabund: (adj.) letting emotion show easily through the face or eyes

aurora: (n.) dawn

balter: (v.) to dance gracelessly, but with enjoyment

cafune: (n.) the act of running your fingers through the hair of someone you love

catharsis: (n.) release of emotional tension

charmolypi: (n.) a mixed feeling of happiness while being sad

diaphonous: (adj.) light, translucent, and delicate

dulcet: (adj.) sweet

ephemeral: (adj.) fleeting

ethereal: (adj.) extremely delicate and light in a way that seems too perfect for this world

eutony: (n.) the pleasantness of a word’s sound

halcyon: (adj.) a period of time in the past that was idyllically happy and peaceful

illecebrous: (adj.) enticing

irenic: (adj.) promoting peace

kalon: (n.) beauty that is more than skin-deep

kalopsia: (n.) the seeing of things as more beautiful than they actually are

lacuna: (n.) a blank or missing part

lilt: (n.) a pleasant gentle accent

ludic: (adj.) full of fun and high spirits

meraki: (n.) to do something with love or soul

nefelibata: (n.) cloud-walker; one who lives in the clouds of their own imagination

nepenthe: (n.) something that makes one forget their sadness

nubivagant: (adj.) wandering in the clouds

numinous: (adj.) feeling fearful yet awed and inspired

orphic: (adj.) beyond ordinary understanding

pyrrhic: (adj.) won at too great a cost

pulchritudinous: (adj.) breathtaking, heartbreaking beauty

scintilla: (n.) a tiny trace or spark of a feeling

selcouth: (adj.) unfamiliar, strange, yet marvelous

sirimiri: (n.) a light drizzle of rain

susurrus: (n.)  whispering, murmuring, or rustling

sweven: (n.) a dream

temerate: (v.) to break a bond or promise

viridity: (n.) innocence

yonderly: (adj.) absent-minded

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GENERAL

“Can you walk?”

“How did this happen?”

“What the hell happened?”

“I hit my head.”

“Did you hit your head?”

“Can you hear me?”

“Don’t close your eyes, stay awake!”

“Come on, stay with me!”

“No no no no no!”

“You shot me!”

“I didn’t mean to shoot you!”

“You stabbed me!”

“I didn’t mean to stab you!”

“Take the knife out!”

“Don’t take the knife out!”

“It was an accident!”

“That/this wasn’t an accident!”

“That looks broken.”

“I think my leg/arm is broken.”

“That doesn’t look good.”

“Am I going to die?”

“You’re not going to die!”

“Calm down!”

“Don’t panic!”

“I can’t help you if you don’t let me!”

BLOOD

“Are you bleeding?”

“Don’t move, you’re bleeding.”

“Is that blood?”

“Whose blood is that?”

“That’s a lot of blood.”

“Do you know how to get bloodstains out?”

“Why do you know how to get bloodstains out?”

“Damn, I got blood on my shirt.”

“Don’t move, you’re losing blood!”

“I won’t let you bleed out!”

“You have blood on your face.”

“I swear to god, if you get blood on me…”

“What’s your blood type?”

“Why in the hell would you need to know my blood type?”

WOUNDS

“That cut is nasty.”

“You have a massive gash in your arm/leg!’

“Don’t touch it!”

“Don’t move, you’ll only make it worse!”

“I’ll get some bandages.”

“You’re going to need stitches.”

“That looks infected…”

“Did you get bit by something?”

“There’s no exit wound, the bullet is still in you.”

“There’s an exit wound, the bullet went through you.”

AFTERCARE

“How are you feeling?”

“How does it feel?”

“It’s still not healed, but it’s getting there.”

“Let’s go home.”

“I just want to go home.”

“Let’s get you into the bathtub.”

“We need to change your bandages soon.”

“Get some sleep, okay?”

“You need to eat something, you’ve been through a lot today.”

“I’ll check up on you in a bit.”

“You’re going to be fine. I promise.”

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“I will beat the devil in an appropriate place and not ruin my floors.”

“I got drunk and now I’m sitting on the ground.”

“Get an ouija board or something and bring me back!”

“Hi, welcome to me time.”

“Do you have anymore almond milk?”

“Just do it!”

“Hell yeah!”

“[Name], stop!”

“Cover it in mustard, and call it a day.”

“The power of Christ compels you.”

“What?”

“[Name], no one is judging you.”

“We know you have a soap fetish, it’s okay, just let it out.”

“Who said you could come in?”

“What’s wrong with eating paint?”

“I will lock myself in the bathroom and fucking cry.”

“I don’t know what the fuck is happening.”

“I painted my face green, I’m ready to party.”

“Cannolis, bitch!”

“I look like a half eaten apple on a road trip.”

“Look how much your mom loves you!”

“Can’t you see what the fuck I’m wearing, bitch?”

“I’m having me time, get out.”

“The devil is everywhere.”

“I think what I’m trying to say is that I just wanna fucking disappear.”

“Some people think that I’m crazy, I’m just out here trying to have a good time, what’s your problem?”

“Don’t do drugs, not even once.”

“I have a basketball game tomorrow.”

“We’re good? Tight.”

“Don’t ever talk to me or my son ever again.”

“The darkness will swallow you whole.”

“This is a safe place.”

“I love you so much, but you test me every day.”

“You’re a nasty bitch!”

“I didn’t come here to fuck around.”

“I want to be seen from the heavens!”

“I love fucking myself up.”

“Don’t expose me like this.”

“Who you fightin’?”

“Please come back, please come back, please come back.”

“My face is burned.”

“Hi, welcome to I feel guilty.”

“I am on a never ending quest to be the most beautiful person in the world.”

“Look at me! And my exquisite face!”

“You have to go to your baseball game right now, son!”

“I think it looks natural.”

“Go away.”

“I’ll never let go.”

“Do I look like someone who wants to hurt your feelings?”

“What are your standards?”

“Can’t you see that I’m fucking leisuring?”  

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[oceanrps]

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 like  ,  reblog  ,  &  credit  if  you  use  please  !  this  psd  may  not  used  on  muses  of  color  as  it  will  whitewash  them  to  hell  and  back.  this  psd  makes  your  images  extremely  pink  so  beware.  this  psd  is  free  but  if  you’re  feeling  generous  please  purchase  through  my  deviantart  or  paypal. do  not  re-upload  or  claim  as  your  own  ,  thank  you  !    ———   CLICK  HERE  FOR:  free  or  deviantart.

[oceanrps]

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♡.   light  ,  pale  ,  pastel  pink  psd. ♡.   i  made  this  intended  to  use  on  skam  fc’s. ♡.   don’t  use  on  muses  of  color.  adjustments  included. ♡.   free  or  2.00  usd.  paypal  also  available. ♡.   purchases  are  considered  donations  ,  thank  you  ! ♡.   credit  ,  like  ,  reblog  ,  and  enjoy.

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there ain’t no rest for the wicked  .    

a simple header template with some very basic typography. huuuh i don’t have much to say, can also be used as a promo or as anything else, etc.

download: drive (bigger), mediafire (bigger).

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❛❛ I shivered when the sun shone upon me. ❜❜

❛❛ Always gay and without sorrow. ❜❜

❛❛ The shores respond in song to the waves. ❜❜

❛❛ I dreamt of falling, and in the morning my body was sore and bruised. ❜❜

❛❛ Beasts dance and march so music in these streets. ❜❜

❛❛ It was just the tones of the clock striking three. ❜❜

❛❛ The garden is much bigger than possible from the outside. ❜❜

❛❛ What was that hideous sound coming from the dark? ❜❜

❛❛ The water… it’s all… dark? Dark and slimy, black. ❜❜

❛❛ The walking dead… they seem alive, but- ❜❜

❛❛ The doors mysteriously open and shut, the windows close.  ❜❜

❛❛ Don’t look into the painting’s eyes, it’ll… hurt you. ❜❜

❛❛ I can’t sleep, not now, I refuse. They’ll grab me from my fluttering eyelashes. ❜❜

❛❛ In the deserts hides an ancient colossus, yet no man has seen it. ❜❜

❛❛ Dreams are older than Egypt and Babylonia, did you know? ❜❜

❛❛ Death… desolating and horrific, but isn’t life worse? ❜❜

❛❛ The bottom of the sea, dead cities, hideous beasts. ❜❜

❛❛ The rank slimy vegetation suffocates me. ❜❜

❛❛ Determinism is just a prophecy. ❜❜

❛❛ We’ll move away from earth, more swiftly than light. ❜❜

❛❛ I can hear the voices from distant universes whose stars are too far to see. ❜❜

❛❛ This smell… it brings back childhood memories. ❜❜

❛❛ I feel like drowning at all times, undersea, it engulfs cities, ships, and the dead. ❜❜

❛❛ Drowning is a horrible death. ❜❜

❛❛ Can you hear that…? The music. I must follow it. ❜❜

❛❛ I don’t trust mirrors, who knows who’s watching through? ❜❜

❛❛ The moonlight makes monsters of those born living. ❜❜

❛❛ At midnight, it descends into the soft earth at the graveyard. ❜❜

❛❛ Those cities were wiped out by supernatural wrath, none may be built in those cursed grounds. ❜❜

❛❛ Hideous… Hideous name. ❜❜

❛❛ A river of liquid fire streams from the underground now. ❜❜

❛❛ They say that the moon reveals that and those unknown to the human eye. ❜❜

❛❛ The voice of your dead calls you from the living room… ❜❜

❛❛ It was terrible. They say the hand of the dead man wrote the will.  ❜❜

❛❛ Eventually, it disposed of its human shell, above us. ❜❜

❛❛ Your fears are nothing but an incomplete duplicate of yourself. ❜❜

❛❛ The catacombs don’t belong to the city, sadly. ❜❜

❛❛ The black mass lives under the old church now. ❜❜

❛❛ If you wish to steal, go ahead, but beware of the gargoyles. ❜❜

❛❛ A horrible, horrible secret eats at you. ❜❜

❛❛ Even nightmares die, they leave marks in one’s heart. ❜❜

❛❛ They told me that the organ caused the church’s heaven to cave in on the congregation. ❜❜

❛❛ Don’t read that terrible book if you like being sane. ❜❜

❛❛ We never know what hides in the lone lagoons and swamps, in the ancient abandoned homes. ❜❜

❛❛ Even brainless monsters can survive. ❜❜

❛❛ [ He / She / They ] died, but the corpse retained life. It stalks about, tries to conceal the odor of decay. ❜❜

❛❛ Change comes over the rising sun. ❜❜

❛❛ An overgrown gardener is always a bad sign. ❜❜

❛❛ The people here talk about unknown, dark fires dancing across the hills at night. ❜❜

❛❛ Fear blinds you, it makes you hollow. ❜❜

[rothelp]

portlandia sentence starters.

i’m not indecisive. i just can’t decide.

i will hold your hand, go out into the street, and make both of us get hit by a car.

you’re actually being rude to me by being so polite to everyone else.

i felt like i just got gangbanged by a vampire.

all right, i’m gonna go scream into my pillow for a little while.

shame on everybody involved.

she’s just staring, like, with daggers in her eyes.

i had to take a sick day. i’m so sick of these people.

one more episode.

well well well, look what the government dragged in.

you used to make fun of me for watching that.

don’t show it to me or i’ll start crying.

in fact, not everybody knows about this, and uh, nor should they.

hey, do you have a dollar?

i had a pot cookie in high school and there was like, not even any pot in it.

humans are terrible. we’re an awful, awful species.

marriage is for pussies.

i don’t want my desire for pasta to stop.

well then just kiss me.

maybe we should have a safe word or something.

i’m on, like, three antidepressants.

oof, that’s where i’m gonna wind up, whether i have a big pullout bed or not.

this could be a mosh pit right here.

the only thing i’m positive about is how dumb 1000% of human beings are.

hello, 911? how are you?

don’t touch me, you’re a dirty hippie. you don’t get punk at all.

i need things to be weird and freaky.

wow, you move fast.

you have early onset grumpiness.

i was sad for myself that i know you.

i gotta eat all the time. i feel great when i eat.

i’m dying.

it feels like i’m dying because i’m exhausted.

press one for shut up and go home!

you can be a real bitch.

people tell me my body looks like a melted candle.

i’m kind of the pullout king.

it’s me and you.

i’m telling you, if i didn’t carry so much hate in my heart for humanity, i’d be dead.

sleep ‘til eleven. you’ll be in heaven.

i have no idea where i’m going.

what do you think of that?

my ankle hurts so bad and you are driving like a fucking pussy.

thank you for dialing your bitch down a bit. it means a lot to me.