Rotjeknor

Rotterdam, the best dam there is. It might be a shitty dam but it's the best shitty dam. So much beter than Volendam.

[ask-thenetherlands]

Ruben Chill! I am still here don’t worry. Same person as ever. I take my revenge by stealing his flag and selling it back to him all the time. Also, I am making more money than ever. I still have the biggest harbour in europe and held the world title for that for a while.

Holland: “Even after all the crap everyone gives you, you’re still this important and are still staying strong… You really are a city of mine, I’m so touched.”

((There are many, many songs about Rotterdam in which they describe how ugly it’s become after the bombing. Its city center has been obliterated during WWII and replaced by hyper modern buildings, as opposed to the charismatic old ones it used to have.))

@rotjeknor

Ruben returns event: 9/?

[rotjeknor]

Rotterdam: “My own people say how ugly I am, but since everything is ugly I am still the best. Ruben, a lot has changed since you vanished. Yes, the mof did that to me. Yes I rebuilt and grew bigger. That’s all happened after you vanished. For me, overall,  it’s been much better since you vanished. I no longer have to listen to that 020 anymore. He’s not the boss of me. Your split has been one of the best things to happen to be. Stop calling me your city.”

(get rekt Ruben. That’s what you get when Amsterdam grows too powerfull and the south is like: But they’re assholes.)  @ask-thenetherlands

[wietkoning]

Notice how Rotterdam isn’t on there.

[rotjeknor]

Because Rotterdam is too great for the scale this was measured on ;)

[rotjeknor]

@wietkoning “Just Letting you know Koen, just letting you know.”

[wietkoning]

“…what the fuck.”

[rotjeknor]

*Throws a pan with Bami* “I am cooler than you”

[rotjeknor]

@wietkoning “Just Letting you know Koen, just letting you know.”

[rotjeknor]

“'Easy'. After how many years exactly? Keep dreaming. “- @wietkoning

Let me predict that with the growth right now I could surpass you next year.

[rotjeknor]

Rotterdam nadert Amsterdam als populairste stad van Nederland

@wietkoning Thought you’d appreciate this~

[wietkoning]

rotjeknor:

[snicker] Okay that’s a good joke but you should act like an adult at least. Or do you want me to bury you? Because if you want me to I will.

I should, but I won’t.  You could, but then you’d be doing me a favor and yourself one so I have to say no. [ hops up to dust himself off ] 

Adults do taxes. I’ll go do that then. Anything to get away from this conversation.

[rotjeknor]

You paying taxes? That would be useless since it all ends up with you in the end anyways. I would be very happy to bury you, that’s the only thing I would do for you with pleasure.

[wietkoning]

rotjeknor:

I told you you were acting like a petulant teenager. Right now you’re acting like a toddler. Try to act your age man.

[ lays down, hands clasped over his chest, closing his eyes ] There: I’m dead. Get me a calla lily and it’ll be all set.

[rotjeknor]

[snicker] Okay that’s a good joke but you should act like an adult at least. Or do you want me to bury you? Because if you want me to I will.

[wietkoning]

rotjeknor:

You’re not special with your Hortus, Leiden has one too. This is exactly what I mean with your arrogance. So don’t you open your big mouth about something, you’re nothing special.

And Leiden is okay. 

[ moves his hand like ‘blah blah’ ] You keep talkin’ and I hear nothing. 

[rotjeknor]

I told you you were acting like a petulant teenager. Right now you’re acting like a toddler. Try to act your age man.

[wietkoning]

[wietkoning]

rotjeknor:

Because you exactly seem like the person who’d forget you even had plants to begin with. responsibility isn’t your strong suit.[smirks]

…are you kidding me… You have no idea how many plants I’ve dealt with. De Hortus? Ever heard of that gem? Yeah: I’m great with plants. Especially ones that take a lot of care and responsibility. Shows how much you know.

[ waves off ] You’re wasting my time now. Go back to work 

[rotjeknor]

You’re not special with your Hortus, Leiden has one too. This is exactly what I mean with your arrogance. So don’t you open your big mouth about something, you’re nothing special.

[wietkoning]

rotjeknor:

The babes love a bad boy and scars. Also yes I can handle a bet. Probably easier than you can handle it because you waste all your money on weed and hookers.

[ eye roll ] Look dude: I haven’t paid for it, I don’t need to. And weed? I grow my own, why on earth would I trust anyone else with something I am apparently the king of? I have savings and my finances are in great shape. Just like me.

Bad boy. Uh huh. 

[rotjeknor]

Because you exactly seem like the person who’d forget you even had plants to begin with. responsibility isn’t your strong suit.[smirks]

[wietkoning]

rotjeknor:

Males don’t need nipples period. You know one is gone because it’s right under the scar. I’m at least glad you don’t stare at me when I don’t have a shirt on. Which would be weird.

I bet you I can get more ‘babes’ than you

No, they don’t, but I don’t care either. Staring at you would just make me feel ill anyway so why make myself suffer?

[ SNORT ] What, you wanna make this a bet with cash? Can you savings suffer the great loss? 

[rotjeknor]

The babes love a bad boy and scars. Also yes I can handle a bet. Probably easier than you can handle it because you waste all your money on weed and hookers.

[wietkoning]

rotjeknor:

Trust me, the girls dig a guy with scars. I don’t have to pay for sex ever. Also I am more manly than you because of the missing nipple. Nipples count as lady parts because men don’t need them technically.

Uh huh. Missing a nipple makes you a freak. [ eye roll ] Reps don’t need nipples and yet we do. Unless it’s you, apparently. 

I don’t need to be ‘manly’ to get action. Babes dig the charm.

[rotjeknor]

Males don’t need nipples period. You know one is gone because it’s right under the scar. I’m at least glad you don’t stare at me when I don’t have a shirt on. Which would be weird.

I bet you I can get more ‘babes’ than you

[wietkoning]

rotjeknor:

“You? any kind of angel is too much for you. I also have important clients. That fall from grace probably already happened and is the reason your nose looks like that. Also, my point was that I have many more than one crane and one dock.”  He smirks “You might be a century older than me, but the last time I checked I was the one working the hardest, Den Haag sits on her arse and takes it and you go and spend it on a metro line which keels over your houses and floods every day.” He scoffs again “And still you pull open your giant mouth and say you’re the best around. Koen I know you have a great heart, but only if it’s boiled and hanging on your back.”

“Hah, sure. A demon isn’t as attractive, so it works for me. And my nose is only slightly messed up–” You know, a fall from grace sounds a lot better than Ned putting you in your place for starting a war, so for once he’ll give Robbert that one. “Just because you work the hardest doesn’t mean anything: It merely means you gotta push your body physically to get the same amount done that I can do with the swipe of a pen, all without breaking a sweat and ruining a good suit. When was the last time you had time to shower?”

“Den Haag takes it because she’s a kakker and gets paid to do so.” Eye roll. “Yeah let’s bring that up. I’ll close my mouth when I damn well please and until I’m proven wrong- which I won’t be because my rules so long as I got the title of capital -and heart’s not so good boiled. Who needs one anyway, eh?”

[rotjeknor]

“Most of the time I don’t have to wear a suit and I shower every day after work so I don’t see the problem. I have a lot of work involving me wearing a suit though, when I have official business. Also I don’t consider sitting and just writing some nubers down and then frauding your way through it all or in your case just miscalculating things real work” Smirk

“Well last time I checked my metro has never keeled over houses and doesn’t flood and has a working north-south line.” Snickering “It’s a figure of speech and pretty much means you’re a cunt I’m the one known for not having a heart, so don’t you also take that from me.”  

[rotjeknor]

⭐ That star thing for Daan!

Daantje! 

I’m a few centuries older than you of course so I have a bit more under my belt. You’re also still in that pesky puberty you have to go through, which is making you a little very annoying. You also go around punching people which is unproductive and annoying as hell. Well, I do like that you’re happy with Feyenoord and like me. At least you’re not as much of a cunt as Ruben to me. I’m glad you at least see me as important. I feel for you with your brother but I do need you to be a bit more certain of yourself.

I like you a lot Daan, just try to be a bit more certainabout yourself because you really are great. You just need to start seeing that yourself. You also do need to fight a little bit less but I guess you do that because you’re a bit uncertain.

[wietkoning]

rotjeknor:

Well, I already make more than you will ever do behind your little window. Also, that’s maybe a good thing, because you get destroyed by them.

At least I don’t have to pay for sex.

And excuse you, I make plenty. You only know what makes it out on paper. I happen to have a gift for math so what do you know? Nothing.

Tourism isn’t that bad. [ yes it is ]

[rotjeknor]

Trust me, the girls dig a guy with scars. I don’t have to pay for sex ever. Also I am more manly than you because of the missing nipple. Nipples count as lady parts because men don’t need them technically.