Can I just be a terrible influence on you? Enabling your gluttonous choices and just passively making it so much easier for you to make yourself fatter.
I'll handle all the grocery shopping, making sure our cupboards and fridge are bursting with easy to grab snacks.
I'll bake constantly, pushing samples for new recipes into your hands. And the lingering smell of cookies, brownies , and cakes fresh from the oven will hang through the house stoking your appetite.
I'll drag you out to new restaurants, that I've "heard good things about". Ordering too much so "we'll have leftovers". Knowing the leftovers will never last through the night.
Late at night we will smoke up together and when the munchies hit hard, I'll help you rationalize having a second dinner delivered.
I don't want to be the one to make you fatter. I just want to make it effortless for you to do it to yourself.
