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welcome, 18+ space !

rowan, they/them, 20s — ♡

current interests — simon riley, kyle garrick

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love and deepspace sideblog: @xayne

recently added — SURPRISE, SURPISE ! w/ soap

most popular — EXPERIENCE w/ könig

recommended by the author — PLEASE LOVE ME w/ghost

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happy new year everyone omg i hope ur all soooo well i am smooching u all i somehow have 15,000 followers even tho ive been gone thank u so much i feel so bad for bailing HAHA such is life i fear !!!!!!!

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I GOT THE NOTIF ABOUT YOU BEING BACK AND LITERALLY DROPPED EVERYTHINGG!!

ONG HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW R U DOING !!!!

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U alive??

damn so many ppl ask me that ..... yes i am alive LMAOOO

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I had a dream u came back and updated your page 😞 thats how much i miss u

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aww i'm sorry pookie ): i am smooching you <3333 but here i am !!!!!!

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HAHA sorry i worried u guys by vanishing !!! love u guys !!!! <3333 but i am still alive and rockin it (im not) MWAH !!! thank u for thinking of me even when i'm not around !!!!

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hi ro!

i hope you’re doing good and taking as much time as you need to relax and recharge :)

i don’t know if you’re a tyler fan or not but there’s this new album called chromakopia coming out and i’m SO HYPED FOR ITT

i really do hope that all is well!!

hi babie thank u !!! i am unfortunately struggling mentally and have thus lost any and all interest in anything that once brought me joy including writing and fandoms so <////3 im just out here raw dogging it

i do not know who tyler is but i appreciate u sharing ur interests with me MWAH <333

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Who’s your favorite COD character? Mine personally is Soap 🧼

simon riley !!!! i think it's pretty obvious i favor him when i write LMAOOO

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you okay? you said you were in the paths so I hope you and your family are okay x

i'm okay!!! i was in the path but like i said it went east i wasn't impacted at all just got a bunch of rain LMAOOO i am just in the tenches u know how it is <3333

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hope you’re okay :(

yes i'm alright!!! having some major mental health problems rn HAHA <333 thank u for the concern <333

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Are u ok?? Just checking in

hi babie!!! i'm all good !!! <3333

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I want you to know I was so worried about u! Boy, I was checking your tumblr every other day, hoping you're alright 😭. Hope you're safe in the hurricane, too!! Mwuah Mwuah ☀️

HI BABIE !!!! IM ALL GOOD!!!! i was in the direct path but it went east upon landfall so i pretty much got off easy. power briefly went out, we had a huge internet outage in GA but other than that i'm good!!! MWAH

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I hope you're doing well! The storm seems to be picking up. Don't forget to keep water, good and charge yo stuff

yeah rn im pretty sure its a different system that's causing the storm here rn for me. but the hurricanes comin right for my ass i'm not even gonna lie LMFAOOOO got issued a hurricane warning today 😭 super weird since i don't live in an area that often gets hit head on? but my county is in the middle of the projected path so LMFAOOOOO BUT we have food and water and whatnot so should be fine there HAHA

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HII ROWAN I MISSED YOUU MWA MWA MWAA I HOPE EVERYTHING IS ALRIGHT WITH YOUU 🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽💋💋💋💋

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MWAH MWAH THANK U BABIE <333333

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I have a crush on my former teacher and he wants to message me what should I do?

uhhh i guess that depends on your age now and when you knew him

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what should i get to eat rowan

uhhhh get some chicken tenders

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You are killing me. The sad little penis thing is all I see every time tumblr recommends a blog. I'm losing my fucking mind... /pos

U MEAN HIM? THE WORM!!!!

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NO I MEAN THIS LITTLE FREAK

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AHHHHH LMAOOOOOO HES SO FUNNYYYYYYY