like a bomb

Riley. the cutest and coolest of the clark children.

[lightgamble]

[thisishangingrockcomics-deactiv]

[lcgendsx]

“Oh — oh I’m totally a cool mom, alright? I — I’m an amazingly — cool fudgin’ mom, okay?”

[rowdyrileyclark]

“Brace yourself because I have bad news. As your son I can guarantee that despite being a great mom you’re not a cool mom.”

[rowdyrileyclark]

hazel-james :

“You say try like I don’t every time,” she said taking a shot from the tray. “To a good night.”

“I can’t admit to that. My reputation is at stake.” Riley picked up his third shot of the evening and clinked the plastic tiny cup to Hazel’s.  “To a great night.”

[rowdyrileyclark]

text || bray

Brayson: Sounds like a pretty chill night, dude. Miss ya too.

Brayson: I'll go check with my moms and see what they say.

Riley: Chill was what I had in mind

Riley: Okay let me know

Riley: Also send me a list of what snacks I should get

[rowdyrileyclark]

text || bray

Riley: Tomorrow you should come sleep over and we can play video games and eat junk food all night

Riley: Cause I miss you

[rowdyrileyclark]

hazel-james :

“Well you got me, and I’m always down to drink.”

“I know. You always try to out drink me.”

[rowdyrileyclark]

bailey-a-schuester :

“I brought a bottle tequilla, it’s gonna be a wild night and Rain of course,” she mused.

“Although dangerous on your own when the two of you get together I’m terrified.” Riley thought the jello shots would be enough but that was before he knew Bailey and Rain were attending. Thankfully they brought their own bottle. “Hazel is here too.”

[rowdyrileyclark]

hazel-james :

“Sounds like it’s gonna be a good time.”

“The best. Although I’m not sure everyone here is as down to drink as I am.”

[rowdyrileyclark]

“I made an excessive amount of jello shots for Emily’s birthday.”

[rowdyrileyclark]

text || emily

Emily: And I would've laughed, not going to lie!

Emily: Not sure if I am. I mean I'm twenty three, how does one celebrate that? And I'm sure Sophie works tonight!

Riley: I'm sure you would! Laughing at my pain is fine because I was laughing when you were super wasted the other night

Riley: I can attempt to bake you a cake! And make jello shots

[rowdyrileyclark]

text || emily

Emily: Part of me /really/ wants to tell you no just to make you feel like a dick, but yes, it's my birthday.

Emily: Thank you, Ri!

Riley: Wow!

Riley: I would have felt so stupid

Riley: No problem. How are you celebrating?

[rowdyrileyclark]

text || emily

Riley: Happy birthday!!

Riley: Today is your birthday right? I'm very bad with remembering dates

[rowdyrileyclark]

emily-clxrk :

“I’ve been doing this for a while so really I’m already drunk and it’s going down like fuckin’ water. Just don’t tell Evan or Summer, yeah? Don’t need them all worried and shit. Yes, just take my phone. Chuck it for all I care.”

"I'm going to slow down so that at least one us is sober enough to get the other home. Don't worry, I won't rat. It scares me when my mom goes into those worried cleaning frenzies too. So who are you afraid of drunk dialing? An ex?"

[emily-clxrk-blog]

[rowdyrileyclark]

“Okay I’ll be honest I may have fooled myself into thinking I could keep up with you. But I am more than happy to save you from the perils of drunk dialing.”

[rowdyrileyclark]

TEXT || RI.

Emily: Wanna have a few drinks with me?

Riley: Yeah!

Riley: I'm always down for drinks.

[rowdyrileyclark]

Text | Kind of Half

B: But you're okay if she does?

B: She just rolled her eyes are you

B: What I like to hear, we're coming to get what you have left

Riley: I guess I get jealous but that usually makes sex better

Riley: See you soon