The Phantom Of New York

Kurt Hummel, 1st year student at NYADA! I'm still looking for that one man to sweep me off of my feet. [carefully, of course. I'm fragile!]

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gotthatcwhair entered the opera

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its unattarctive most men who like men.

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I have Blaine, and that's all I care about.

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I have an apple sticker on the side of my head

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That you can cure it? 

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And that college courses are over for the year so im yours!

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littlebitchlet-sebastian entered the opera

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“Then let me say it slow enough for your tiny brain to understand, I don’t like you at all, and Blaine is once again too good for you… so don’t be surprised when he gives up on you and moves on to someone worth his time and effort.”

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"Gives up on me? I highly doubt that will ever happen."

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gotthatcwhair entered the opera

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Ah, you’re like a woman, you hold grudges. You really should get over that, it’s so unattractive. 

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I don;t really care if I'm attarctive to you or not.

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littlebitchlet-sebastian entered the opera

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“Once or twice I think, have I ever expressed my immeasurable amount of pure loathing I hold for you?”

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"... Loathing? No, you have not."

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I have an apple sticker on the side of my head

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And I have lackofcuddlesidis

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Again? I'm oh so sorry. But you know what's great?

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gotthatcwhair entered the opera

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I’ve moved on from that, I turned over a new leaf. Gay cyclops has forgiven me, so I don’t know why you can’t.

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Because in my book you don't deserve it.

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littlebitchlet-sebastian entered the opera

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“Me flaming? I think you might have just looked in the mirror and saw your own reflection, because if anyone’s flaming here it ain’t me.”

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"Have I ever expressed my immense hatred for you?"

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littlebitchlet-sebastian entered the opera

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“Oh look you still have a bad case of the gay face! Might want to get that checked out for yourself, sparkles..”

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"If you weren't so flaming I'd almost think you were homophobic."

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gotthatcwhair entered the opera

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Well, if it isn’t Tinkerbell. 

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And if it isn't bitch face who tried to steal my boyfriend and almost blinded him.

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I have an apple sticker on the side of my head

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You are going to come all the way over here just to take a sticker off my head? 

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And to see my handsome boyfriend.

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littlebitchlet-sebastian entered the opera

Sebastian.

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gotthatcwhair entered the opera

Hello

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I have an apple sticker on the side of my head

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Because I’m too lazy to take it off. 

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Then let me help.

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I have an apple sticker on the side of my head

And if feels weird. 

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Then why is it there, silly?

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Happy Saturday!

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Possibly my favorite day of the week.

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Blaaaaainey

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I love you so much.

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I love you so much more. 

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Wrong!