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A rat in Cambodia has just been given a gold medal for bravery for sniffing out landmines - and all I think is: what have you done this week?
How is a rat in Cambodia achieving more than I have all year long so far? At least a something a lot more meaningful. Are we doing something wrong Max?
rylhiddleston:
It’s a bit cute, there’s no way of denying it. I didn’t even think of bringing Tom Cruise into it, now you’re ruining the innocence of Marlie’s nickname for me - wrong Tom! Ah, see, you’re doubting me because I have something in mind… Hopefully I’m able to execute my plan and keep her quiet for a couple of minutes at least.
Always ruining someones innocence, I guess thats my job by now or something. Your plan was cute. And it worked until the dogs saw it and now I am not sure whose unicorn it is
rylroger:
Why would you run? Is Peppa that scary? I’m only joking, but you have me curious now. It’s good to meet you, too! And thank you!
Not scary, but her voice is so annoying it is hard to take. So I’d happily run away from that voice and noise every time.
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justmaxirons:
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you do know that kids see through these white lies so easily. They just know. Well, both sound improbably to find short notice. But a brother? How come not a sister? Mmm, good thing I don’t have twitter.
I dont know, you go and ask Marlie why she wants a brother, and while you are at it, why dont you ask her what kind of cousin she wants from you and Ashley?
rylhiddleston:
I think it’s a little bit of both, in all honesty. You love to sit and watch me suffer. If she wants to go with Tom-Dad, I’m not going to be the one to break her little heart. It might be worth looking into, you know? Just in case. Maybe we can pull some strings and find something.
Psst, in that case just dont be honest. Its a bit cute, isnt it? Tom-Dad I mean? Aside from the fact that it makes me think of Tom-Kat and Tom Cruise making an ass of himself jumping up and down on that couch. I am all for that, lets see how you organise a unicorn for Marlie, I’ll sit back and enjoy the show
justmaxirons:
A llama is no unicorn, come on… don’t fake it for your daughter, let her have her dreams. She’ll grow up and out of them eventually. They even have the same looks on their faces. I’m laughing a little too much at that.
Having a child involves a lot of faking, how else could I pretend that I like Peppa Pig? Well she either wanted a unicorn or a baby brother so Tom and I are looking for a unicorn to buy for her now! Only a little bit to much, write your theory on twitter and see how is fans will react!
rylhiddleston:
I’m trying to decide whether you’re brilliant, or outright mean to me. Tom -Dad – I’ll hand that one to you, it is quite adorable that she brought it up. Are unicorns particularly difficult to get ahold of in the current market? I think maybe we should start looking…
Brilliant, the answer is always brilliant darling. You’ll hand it to me? Would you want her to call you that, I think that is very much up to you! I think the current market is a little bit void of unicorns...
justmaxirons:
Unicorns are very cool, but kinda hard to get? She does know that, right? He’s like my big brother, these things just come out without me having to think about it. But he’ll have fun. I need pictures with Tom and the llama.
We can put a horn on the Llama and see what happens? I’ll show you all those pictures, no worries, you get masses of pictures of your big brother and Llamas!
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Well, seeing how excited she was to go on a hike, I’d say, you’ll have to get yourself a llama. I don’t think they’ll spit at Tom - they recognise their own, you know?
Currently she wants a unicorn, lets see if she thinks Lamas are just as cool. Look, every time I think I am relentless when it comes to teasing him you top me!
rylhiddleston:
A tiny shock? I’m going to start having palpitations at this rate. Because - well - when someone asks to talk it’s just what I immediately assume. I’m not a fan of the suspense… So, I think you should tell me what cute little thing Marlie said.
I think thats what everybody immediately assumes - it makes sense and I might have hoped you’d get a little tiny bit nervous. She actually said two cute little things. First of all she wants to know if she could call you tom-dad, which sounds absolutely ridiculous but the sentiment is cute. Less cute and more demanding, she has asked for a sibling...or a unicorn.
Want to bet how much Marlie will want to own a Llama today? And how likely it is that one will spit at Tom cause he will try to amuse Marlie?
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rylhiddleston:
Do you want to give me a heart attack? Because that’s what just happened! Don’t do that to be, I honestly thought that for a moment it was serious or that I’d done something wrong. Do I want to know? I’m a little frightened of what you’re going to hit me with, she does have a very vivid imagination…
No, not a heart attack, just a tiny little shock maybe. You doing something wrong? That is so unlikely why would you even consider that? Promise, its a very cute little thing. No need to be afraid this time, but I do enjoy this suspense.
We need to talk. @rylhiddleston Ha, I always wanted to say that without anything sad and serious following, did I freak you out for a second? So Marlie asked me something earlier that she wanted me to ask you - are you ready?
The older I get the less I want to actually celebrate my birthday. So, starting August 25th 2022 I will no longer be countings birthdays. Just a future reference for everyone. Now, who wants to come over and socially distance and drink?
rylirishman:
Well, someone was bound to find out, and I didn’t want to feel the wrath of avoiding it and not telling people, so why not just announce it, right. Great, any time after lunch,you’re more than welcome
Good choice, that way you get to have people wish you a happy birthday but not have the time to throw you an elaborate scheme of a party that goes against your rules of not celebrating anymore! Drinks are always a birthday guarantee though and you should be celebrated no matter what you think so that sounds good to me!
