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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Much learning doesn’t rob a woman of her femininity. It just seems that way because you can’t feel superior to her unless she’s dumb.
the fun part about writing long, academic papers is that by the time you get around to editing, you’ve forgotten what you wrote and can objectively correct your own work.
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As an English major, I can’t begin to guess how often I’ve spelled both “Emerson” and “language;” none of those times include a correct spelling of either word upon first attempt, however.
Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.
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I’m dead at his face in the last one like “Did you even try?”
And then when he gets pushed he’s like “Wait no let him try!”
his composure is just everything I aspire to be
OMG IT’S BACK!
CHARLES IS THE BEST OMG
Like how he stands there as if, “Okay, I’ll be perfectly still and we’ll see if you can hit me this time. Come on, it is like I’m giving you a head start.” He’s more annoyed with his cuff link than the wanna be assassin.
FOREVER REBLOGGING THIS.
THIS is how you deal with terrorists
Even if you go down you did it with dignity.
You all do know who his mother is right? You know the woman who stayed home during the bombing of London and drove Jeeps in WW2. They are trained to be final boss overlord level composed at age 2.
U don’t fuck with the Queen
His sister, Princess Anne, was the victim of an attempted kidnapping. The guy pointed a gun at her and told her to get out her car. She replied: “Not bloody likely.” And tried to kick him.
One Woman’s Response to a Saleswoman’s Accidental Insult of Her Engagement Ring is Something We Should All Take to Heart
I had to post this whole thread because this is the definition of a wholesome post. 😭😂💕🔑
This is beyond cute and innocent. I love it 😭
My guy 💪
This is so cute I love it
"If he writes her a few sonnets, he loves her. If he writes her 300 sonnets, he loves sonnets"
- my english professor
I think about this quote all the time and I feel like it explains a lot of things about human behavior
I’m about to have a fun afternoon.
So my trainer’s bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He’s holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. Which she refuses.
She trains; for free mind you; three college linebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and… wait for it…. a Navy seal. We’re gonna go get her shit for her.
This should make for an interesting story.
So everyone who commented on this being like the avengers, you are absolutely right. That’s what all of us had in our heads as we were rolling over to dude’s house. But I’m very proud to say, this ended without violence.
Arrival:
So the super friends all jumped into one of the linebacker’s explorer and headed over to dude’s house. Ok the squad: you all know me, but the other martial artist is a little wirey hapkido guy, the linebackers are all giants (an estimated combined weight of I’d say 750-800lbs), the wrestler looks like an escaped gorilla, then the navy seal looks like your average guy but something about him is unsettling. Really unsettling. Unfortunately, the body builder had to work. Anyway, we send the Hapkido guy and the wrestler to the door first and dude answers, screams at them, and then slams the door in their face. Then the giant linebackers head over and they ring the door bell again. Lo and behold, he was much more polite, but still denied access. Finally, me and the seal join the fray. I casually make my way towards the front of the group, but the seal decides to CLIMB THE BANISTER. We all just turned and started at him completely shocked when dude answers the door. He looks at this weird mismatched group of relatively threatening individuals and one guy perched on his banister like batman. He was like “FINE. Go take what you’re looking for.”
Retrieval:
So we’re all walking through the house gathering what we think are her things and putting them into two boxes. Mind you. We are completely guessing. We didn’t even tell her we were coming, therefore we had no list of items.The only one really being productive was Hapkido, who was legitimately looking for stuff. The linebackers were just randomly picking up furniture, turning it over, and putting it back down. Just showing off how strong they were. In case the numbers game wasn’t enough, I guess they were letting him know they could break him if they wanted to. The seal was just shadowing dude in his own house. Walking behind him, not saying much, just being creepy. Then there’s me. Who was causing general mischief…. He said to take what I was looking for, that’s what I was looking for. Ahaha and the wrestler made a fricken sandwich. Because “you guys look like you have it under control, and I’m a sucker for egg salad.” We were in and out in 15 minutes.
Delivery:
So the autobots rolled out and headed towards homegirl’s spot. She was conveniently outside when we rolled up. We got out and she was like, how do you all even know each other. The truth is, we don’t. She sent us all an email once and didn’t blind copy us all. She vented to all of us about dude holding onto her stuff and we started emailing and that was that. We told her that we went to see her ex. “OMG what did you say to him?” Nothing. We’re not messenger boys. We’re delivery boys. And we gave her her boxes of stuff. She went through the first box and said that was most of her stuff. Then she got to my box and asked “Wtf is all that shit.” So I explained that I took all the batteries out of his remote controls, his deodorant, the light bulb out of his master closet, every pair of dress socks that I could find, the laces out of his running shoes, and all the toilet paper in the house. The guys just looked at me and kind of nodded like they were impressed. She then unexpectedly started CRYING and thanked us. So you have this group of meat heads all standing awkwardly with this weeping trainer. It was quiet for a second when the seal was like “So…. chipoltle?” And we all got burrito bowls.
What a great day.
This is literally the most beautiful and thrilling tale. Start to finish.
I am almost in tears I am laughing so hard. This is beautiful. I can’t believe you took all the toilet paper. I’m dying. Help. It sounds like the start of a joke: two martial artists, a wrestler, two linebackers and a Navy Seal walk into a Chipotle.
I have reblogged this a dozen times and I will reblog it a dozen more.
This needs reblogging. I’ve read this before, but it’s still priceless.
I don’t reblog this amazing piece of human cooperation, assume I’m dead
IT’S BACK!!!!!
Some make this into a comic!!!
hello there, everyone ! this is a post to help you find the fitting music for your study session: i myself always listen to some music while studying, and had 8tracks for the last few years until now switching to spotify because of the new regulations, and i still use some playlists from youtube, so there’s something for everyone ! these are my favourite study playlists:
8tracks
INSTRUMENTAL // SOFT TUNES
Study: Read & Revise
In The Hogwarts Library
studying: ravenclaw common room
For Ravenclaw, the Cleverest
LIBRARY DJ : A WALK WITH VIRGINIA WOOLF
Pour Yourself Another Cup of Coffee
baroque
silent nights
Concerto
For There She Was
happily ever after
unhappily ever after
Sad Romantics Vol. I
yours, vincent: a mix inspired by van gogh
pop goes instrumental
INSTRUMENTAL // EPIC
House Estermont
Game of Thrones Intrumental
Lost History
ace that exam.
The Most Epic Classical Songs
Epic Essentials
eargasm
A Hero Will Rise
songs of exile
NON-INSTRUMENTAL // INDIE MUSIC
Finals
with two sugars, please
study
eucatastrophe
shiver
ELECTRONIC BEATS
Winter Workout
Feeling Remixy
2016 Vibey House Music
SPOTIFY
INSTRUMENTAL // SOFT TUNES
the devil’s orchestra
Sunlit Library Hours
Intense Studying
GET SMART: The Study Zone
focus.
Reading Soundtrack
The Theory of Everything
Studio Ghibli
Maximale Konzentration
Peaceful Piano
Instrumental Study
Perfect Concentration
Focus Now
Calm Before The Storm
INSTRUMENTAL // EPIC
Epic All-Nighter
Epic Classical
epic study music
Hans Zimmer - Epic Movie Playlist
Orchestral, Epic Trailer Music, Cinematic Scores
Epic Battles
( NON- ) INSTRUMENTAL // INDIE MUSIC
Indie Instrumentals
Acoustic Concentration
Folk Focus
Indie Folk For Focus
ELECTRONIC BEATS
Brain Food
Beats To Think To
Electronic Concentration
Find Your Flow
Musik Produkt
YOUTUBE
SOUNDTRACKS
Death Note
Interstellar
Assassin’s Creed Rogue
Professor Layton & The Curious Village
Journey
The Vanishing of Ethan Carter
Alice: Madness Returns
INSTRUMENTAL // EPIC
Best Of Epic Music 2010-2013 - Mega Mix
2-Hours Epic Music Mix | Most Beautiful & Powerful Music - Emotional Mix Vol. 1
2-Hours Epic Music Mix | Most Beautiful & Powerful Music - Vocal Mix
World’s Most Powerful & Uplifting Cinematic Music | 1-Hour Epic Cinematic Music Mix
ELECTRONIC BEATS
Summer Vibes 2015
Kygo’s Remixes
House
TheSoundYouNeed
( + coffitivity for extra library / coffeshop feeling ! )