Ilya Rozanov

I retired from being doctor.

[rozanovinthepitt]

Ilya Rozanov has entered the Pitt

(read description)!

No I don’t do Hockey or whatever bullshit you guys think I do. I am doctor. And no I did NOT steal these scrubs. How dare you accuse me of such idiotness.

-> Ilya got injured in a hockey game. Ended up in the Pitt. He got bored while waiting so he stole doctors scrubs, someones glasses and stereoscope & is currently catfishing people & causing chaos. Someone stop him, he doesn’t have an actual med degree.

-> this is purely for comical reasons

Follow backs are from: @notevenaboutya

Mun is 19

Mun is also very bored

Feel free to joke about nsfw stuff

pics are from Pinterest

I’m NOT a doctor, neither is Ilya do NOT ever pretend to be a doctor and do NOT ever ask me for medical advice & expect serious answers. This is a satire account.

I edited the pfp in Picsart with blood sweat and tears, feel free to send asks and say it’s gorgeous /j

Divider Credits:

@/dividers-are-us

[orbiter776]

i have a confession ilia malinin was never actually on here it was me all along

[orbiter776]

actually going to fucking kill myself I hate hockey players </3 goodbye my friends please pray for me

[rozanovinthepitt]

Do not kill self for hockey players instead join us

[rozanovinthepitt]

You team people perform shit so we listen to Rihanna all training for motivation

If team underperform in front of her I will be disappointed because you cannot be mid in the presence of an icon

[robinavitch-rx]

Recap of things that have happened at the PTMC on my day off:

- Security guy hit someone with his car

- Coffee machine blew up in pedes

Who’s gonna do the next ridiculous thing to add to the list? It’s only 1:30, there’s plenty of time!

[rozanovinthepitt]

I can always be third ridiculous thing and come back for a much needed visit ❤️

[rozanovinthepitt]

Ilya, may I ask for some advice?

How do I utilize the fact that my husband enjoys seeing another man flirt with me to GENTLY help him realize he’s bisexual?

@jackiesgemstones

Absolutely

Make man subtly flirt with him? But it has to be like really subtle or else he will be back to the “I’m not bisexual” lie thing again

[rozanovinthepitt]

You were..... Perhaps somewhat right about my sexuality. I don't really know if it is or not... But... Ehhh

I KNEW IT

Delusional man. Finally you see truth.

I wasn’t somewhat right, I’m perfectly 100% right.

[rozanovinthepitt]

Are you going to mock me forever if I say you were... Maybe right about something?

Probably not forever

What was I right about

[johannessen-19n]

DE BRØT HÅNDEN MIN.

[derosaliana]

Hi.

Didn't you just get over a broken ankle??

[johannessen-19n]

Ankle still fractured. Went to get it looked at today and they broke my wrist.

[derosaliana]

“They?”

[johannessen-19n]

Team doctor.

[derosaliana]

The team doctor broke your wrist?

I don’t even know who to tag; it’s only rookies over there. @cmarleau7 maybe? @rozanovinthepitt?

What’s wrong with him?

[rozanovinthepitt]

WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS DOCTOR BREAKING YOUR WRIST I will break evil doctor arm to avenge your hockey career.

[derosaliana]

Wait. That’s assault.

[rozanovinthepitt]

I am joking I don’t actually hurt doctors you people are nice

I will however become Karen

You play hockey with hands and feet not only feet??? How are they supposed to play now????

[johannessen-19n]

DE BRØT HÅNDEN MIN.

[derosaliana]

Hi.

Didn't you just get over a broken ankle??

[johannessen-19n]

Ankle still fractured. Went to get it looked at today and they broke my wrist.

[derosaliana]

“They?”

[johannessen-19n]

Team doctor.

[derosaliana]

The team doctor broke your wrist?

I don’t even know who to tag; it’s only rookies over there. @cmarleau7 maybe? @rozanovinthepitt?

What’s wrong with him?

[rozanovinthepitt]

WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS DOCTOR BREAKING YOUR WRIST I will break evil doctor arm to avenge your hockey career.

[rozanovinthepitt]

Whatbif instead of a bachelor party you had a ytrap rolehcab and it turned you into lesbians

😧

[derosaliana]

Imagine I get “Doctor” Rozanov back for this.

[rozanovinthepitt]

👀

[derosaliana]

Ilya hiiiiiii

[rozanovinthepitt]

Hello lovely doctor lady I am always available for u amazing people ❤️ and causing chaos

[derosaliana]

Imagine I get “Doctor” Rozanov back for this.

[rozanovinthepitt]

👀

[robinavitch-rx]

Somebody needs to take away your internet access, Grady.

[rozanovinthepitt]

Grady is ipad kid at this point

[rozanovinthepitt]

OOC

I’ll prepare an event thingy and everything but heads up the hollanov wedding needs to wait until next Saturday

I have two exams every single day from Monday to Friday starting tomorrow :,)

Pls be patient with me, I will still try to be online but school comes first!

[rozanovinthepitt]

I’m gonna steal shane from you

😦

Too late I already did bachelor party

Now there’s wedding next, no stealing my husband

[rozanovinthepitt]

every gay man has a random straight woman he's platonically in love with

“Straight” is debatable but 🫡

[russiasprincess]

These accusations are terrible, I am bisexual. HOW DARE YOU ANON.

[rozanovinthepitt]

I am sure they had best intentions even if it was completely wrong 😔