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Me, scrolling through the B.A. test kitchen fic tag: why the FUCK is Amiel not in here

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This is so sad Orville play Hope to Die

#do i gotta write fic #i may have to write fic #someone send me quick fic ideas

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in case anyone’s wondering I have started shipping Andy and Amiel solely on the fact that they exude Extreme Chaotic Babie Vibes

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Andy wearing Amiel’s quirky shirts and velour jackets

But making it FASHION

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Not a single goddamn person in the test kitchen understands how or when this couple happened they only found out about it when Amiel visits Andy’s station and then kisses him when he’s leaving and everyone’s head whips around like ???????????????

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U kno the "When we get drunk together we makeout" trope?

Andy and Amiel are the "When we wake up from last night's bender hungover we wake up half on the couch and makeout" trope

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in case anyone’s wondering I have started shipping Andy and Amiel solely on the fact that they exude Extreme Chaotic Babie Vibes

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Andy wearing Amiel’s quirky shirts and velour jackets

But making it FASHION

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Not a single goddamn person in the test kitchen understands how or when this couple happened they only found out about it when Amiel visits Andy's station and then kisses him when he's leaving and everyone's head whips around like ???????????????

#Gaby is the only one who knew #andy: we've been dating for two months how did NONE of u noticed???

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in case anyone’s wondering I have started shipping Andy and Amiel solely on the fact that they exude Extreme Chaotic Babie Vibes

rpfdtf

Andy wearing Amiel's quirky shirts and velour jackets

But making it FASHION

#he's the only one who can pull it off tbh

in case anyone’s wondering I have started shipping Andy and Amiel solely on the fact that they exude Extreme Chaotic Babie Vibes

#them doing a sensual dance while frying chicken got me #amiel #andy

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If Amiel Stanek was a dog he'd be a bull terrier

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Would anyone judge me if I wrote this fanfic

#maybe like... a werewolf thing #but as a bull terrier

Me, scrolling through the B.A. test kitchen fic tag: why the FUCK is Amiel not in here

#not a single goddamn one #at least there's like... three fics for Andy #Amiel

If Amiel Stanek was a dog he'd be a bull terrier

#apropos of nothing but i stand by it #amiel stanek

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Ok deadass why does the dead dad in Pixar's new movie Onward look like Holden Mcneely

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I've really been thinking about serial killer Ben lately for some reason. like:

- targeted specifically abusive parents of Foster children in his area of Wisconsin before moving to New York

- hasn't killed since then because it wasn't a sex fueled incentive but more of a vigilante thing.

- still thinks about it tho whenever child abuse is brought up

- once the Wisconsin Foster Killer was mentioned in conversation and Marcus n Henry are like Hey Kissel you were living there around this time right? You might have known him! And Ben is like uh haha yeah....

- Marcus of course cottons on after some light research he does and he's like oh holy SHIT

*Slams my hands down on the desk in a sudden burst of inspiration* LAST PODCAST/HOWL’S MOVING CASTLE AU MARCUS AS SOPHIE BEN AS HOWL HENRY AS CALCIFER TRAVIS AS MARKL

#Brought to you by: Remembering both Howl and Ben are himbos #ANYWAYS #dogtruth #we talking specifically ghibli hmc because I still gotta read the book

Brad in the new It’s Alive! episode looks so 100%

#beard+ that denim shirt?#daddy material

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pressing question: what petnames do marcus and ben have for each other? :’)

Ben calls Marcus Puppy as a derivative of Dogmeat ( “Also because you got those big ol hands and feet like a puppy’s paws” This gets Ben a withering look and Marcus ignoring him for awhile)

Marcus is a little more generic in his pet names, like babe and darlin and stuff, but has also uses the term Big Guy affectionately sometimes. Once when they were smashed Marcus called Ben his Prince Charming and Ben was so confused and flustered for the rest of the night and he still gets red when it’s brought up