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Jerry | 26 | toronto this blog was created on 08/14/2014

[rryxu]

wow

[whitepeopletwitter]

[bob-belcher]

[krabby-kronicle]

[nucleic-friend-deactivated20171]

this has a completely different meaning this year than last year doesn’t it

[goodnigth]

*thinks* hmm. i dont like the way mortgage is spelled *restarts humanity*

[lazybinch]

[toshio]

[rryxu]

the united states of america is a third world country

[babymyleopard]

when a woman loses weight and ppl say it is a “glow up”

[rryxu]

it is a glow up

[literally-a-piece-of-trash]

Ah yes, the 5 love languages:

touch starved

my parents never told me they are proud of me

i love Stuff

im so fucken tired please god just let me rest for 5 minutes

hey pay attention to me

[blackarachnya]

abolish summer 

[anthonyamorim]

pharell williams and will ferrell have reverse names

[lauramercierbodyscrub]

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

[rryxu]

This bothered me when I was in college.

[xtec]

everyone, unanimously across the country at 2 today:

FUCK OFF TRUMP

[pochowek]

being a wiki admin is the modern age’s equivalent of being a monk

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Trees live underground and use the above-ground part as a snorkel.

[wildlyunlikelybabe]

I fucking guess

[reysplendent]

Hi, I’m Julia Morris.

[wolg-fang]

Me introducing myself

[mitski-miyawakis]

I actually might’ve just fallen in love with her nsidjdj

[shaolinbynature]

I want complete backstory for every single alias she gave

[atissi]

museum gift shop: its that vase you saw

me:

museum gift shop: but really small

me: holy shit

[kittiezandtittiez]