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hi i’m tom n i’m 30

[dickstolebyanalien]

touch my me and buy me money

[segamascott]

can you describe what a mad max fury load themed blwojob would be like

[cannibalchicken]

[raccoonmilf]

Why does my dad text like this??? Who taught him this??

[pjackk]

ive got a job as tumbr junk isnpector send me wat you have

[gunsandfireandshit]

[pjackk]

i will never experience this beuty

[trigonognathus]

don't lie pjackk

[pjackk]

Im trying to be a new me i did lots of horible things back then i was blackout in the pic u attached its one of mylowest monents i was a peice of shit and it hurts so bad to think about but now i got a new man in my life to set me steaight and His name is God 🙏 amwn

[probuccalfat]

i’m bisexual, i hate my dad, my car is dented to hell, all of my friends have ADHD, i correct people when they pronounce pho wrong, and my phone is always at 20%

[treecitysessions]

[pumpkinspicebluntwrap]

?

[kaylmao]

shh don’t worry catholics aren’t real

thank god. i mean thank something else

[klaasje]

really good text from my sister in law

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[importantandunavoidable]

finding army issue pants at the thrift store that fit me is so interesting. they were really sending three foot tall dudes with gigantic asses to die in vietnam

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

I got an alert for an abducted baby this morning, which is obviously terrible and I hope they find it safe and sound, but they described the baby as having "blue eyes and Bald hair" and i can't stop thinking about it

[amygdalae]

This is me as a Yharnamite watching all my friends and loved ones turn into rad wolves while I turned into an orangutan because all I ever did was nap and eat too much fruit

[amygdalae]

Me hangin out watching that bitch Beatrice who lived in my apartment block and kept sending me passive-aggressive floral arrangements get chopped apart by hunters for turning into a dog

[dragon-in-a-fez]

there's a group of high school boys in this McDonald's and I just heard one of them say "I bet you you cannae break your own arm" so something interesting might happen shortly

[mrsfurley]

[3000s]

yo mama so crummy shes pail of water

yo mama so pokemon creatures you could be fetching her

[3000s]

what would you rather fetch?

a crummy pail of water

pokemon creatures

Voting ended onMar 10, 2024