Okay but consider this - cookies

[pinkheartsandsparkledreams]

[doctorgre-deactivated20240122]

Uuuhhh fuckkkkkkkk

[ruby-red-riding-hood]

Apparently today is #NationalCookieDay

but I say EVERY day is National Cookie Day and if you dont think so you’re not trying hard enough!!!!

[ruby-red-riding-hood]

My... last cookies of 2016.... so sad....

BUT!! There will be many more to come in 2017!!!

[ruby-red-riding-hood]

IT’S!! ALMOST!!! CHRISTMAS!!!!!

[queenschnee]

Don’t you just hate it when the vendors give you your cash change and the bills are thin and limp? I propose we destroy all flaccid bills. If it’s not sturdy and satisfying in your hands, then what’s the point of it? I mean honestly.

[ruby-red-riding-hood]

Um... some of us wouldn’t mine those floppy bills...

[ruby-red-riding-hood]

On a scale of 1 to Weiss, If She Found Out I Had Cookies For Breakfast, how angry do you guys think Weiss would be if she found out I had cookies for breakfast?

[ruby-red-riding-hood]

Now, now, one at a time! There’s autographs for everyone!

[corporation-cats]

[pudgykitties]

Me?

[conigliomannaro]

Yes you

[ruby-red-riding-hood]

He stole the cookies from the cookie jar!!!

[ruby-red-riding-hood]

well it was nice knowing you, do you have a will?

Um... no? But maybe I should make one! Cuz you know what they say! Where there’s a will, there’s a way!

Hehe that rhymes.

[ruby-red-riding-hood]

ugh i feel sick....

[ruby-red-riding-hood]

hide in the closet!

WE’RE TEAMMATES WE SHARE A CLOSET SHE’LL FIND ME EVENTUALLY IT’S NO USE

[ruby-red-riding-hood]

weiss found out about the cookies, are you till alive?

NOT FOR LONG PROBABLY

[ruby-red-riding-hood]

I ate seven cookies today no one tell Weiss.

[queenschnee]

What’s this now?

[ruby-red-riding-hood]

GYAAAAA HOW DO I DELETE A POST BEFORE IT EXISTS???

[ruby-red-riding-hood]

I ate seven cookies today no one tell Weiss.

[twitterlols]

[jessthechen]

Corgi stuck in a cake roll ₍ᐢ•ﻌ•ᐢ₎*･ﾟ｡

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[ultradude13]

Triple Chocolate Chip Cookies