Rudy Da Tuff Man

Everything you need to know about me is in this government-issued document. Very muscled and very single.

[rudy-hoal]

I believe in you bud

I think Lucy will say yes

Yuh sure, mate? I'm quite nervous, tuh be hones'.

[rudy-hoal]

your dog's the cutest little shit i've ever seen (after you, ofc ;3)

how long have you had him?

Thanks for the compliment, stranguh.

I've had 'im since I could lift him wit' one hand, just out of 'is mama's belly. I love my pup.

[rudy-hoal]

Heard of any crimes in the Gotham/Glasgow area?

Spread the word, Scottish Batman will not be told to fuck off. I am the night. I am vengeance incarnate. Im fookin Batman

OH MY GOD BATMAN I LOVE YOU!

I HAVE NOT HEARD OF ANY CRIMES EXCEPT HOW COLD MY LIPS ARE.

[im-fookin-batman]

Cold lips could be mr freeze, but I doubt it. You probably just need a snog, that’ll warm you up

[rudy-hoal]

Would love to, mate, but I gotta stay loyal to my woman. Almost got her, but absolutely one day...

Or maybe I will take you up on that offer...

[rudy-hoal]

@kyle-eggy-egerton 'ere, everyone else gets decent songs but you mate, you get this shit (reminded me of you, love this song)

Aw, love you mate! Amazing song right there

It's making me want to go pet my dog back home... I'll be home soon enough!

Once again, love you <33

[kyle-eggy-egerton]

Oiii, mate, love ya too!

Also- You 'ave a dog?! What's 'eir name?! What breed? Home, like, Australia, or the place you're stayin' at?!

[rudy-hoal]

Yeah mate!! Wonderful lil' German Shepherd, 'e's four years old and I call 'im Adric

You can come see 'im if yah'd like

[stag-stag-stag-stag-stag]

CAN I?

Oh, fuck, mate, I'd be thrilled! I absolutely love dogs, mate. Man's best friend, eh?

[rudy-hoal]

Yeah, mate! When yah free to come to Aussie Land? Ads will LOVE you. Bring your dog, too, they'd love to play together <33

What's her name again?

[stag-stag-stag-stag-stag]

No clue, if 'm bein' 'onest. But that sounds like a smashin' idea, mate, Beethoven would love to play with your lil' guy! She loves playdates, hah

[rudy-hoal]

They would love the beach, I'm sure of it... I'm so excited now

I miss my boy so bad, but he's gonna love Beethoven

[rudy-hoal]

@kyle-eggy-egerton 'ere, everyone else gets decent songs but you mate, you get this shit (reminded me of you, love this song)

Aw, love you mate! Amazing song right there

It's making me want to go pet my dog back home... I'll be home soon enough!

Once again, love you <33

[kyle-eggy-egerton]

Oiii, mate, love ya too!

Also- You 'ave a dog?! What's 'eir name?! What breed? Home, like, Australia, or the place you're stayin' at?!

[rudy-hoal]

Yeah mate!! Wonderful lil' German Shepherd, 'e's four years old and I call 'im Adric

You can come see 'im if yah'd like

[stag-stag-stag-stag-stag]

CAN I?

Oh, fuck, mate, I'd be thrilled! I absolutely love dogs, mate. Man's best friend, eh?

[rudy-hoal]

Yeah, mate! When yah free to come to Aussie Land? Ads will LOVE you. Bring your dog, too, they'd love to play together <33

What's her name again?

[rudy-hoal]

Missing my pup... Love you, boy

I'll be home soon, Adric, I swear...

[mod here! pic 1 and pic 2 both from pinterest]

[rudy-hoal]

Heard of any crimes in the Gotham/Glasgow area?

Spread the word, Scottish Batman will not be told to fuck off. I am the night. I am vengeance incarnate. Im fookin Batman

OH MY GOD BATMAN I LOVE YOU!

I HAVE NOT HEARD OF ANY CRIMES EXCEPT HOW COLD MY LIPS ARE.

[rudy-hoal]

@kyle-eggy-egerton 'ere, everyone else gets decent songs but you mate, you get this shit (reminded me of you, love this song)

Aw, love you mate! Amazing song right there

It's making me want to go pet my dog back home... I'll be home soon enough!

Once again, love you <33

[kyle-eggy-egerton]

Oiii, mate, love ya too!

Also- You 'ave a dog?! What's 'eir name?! What breed? Home, like, Australia, or the place you're stayin' at?!

[rudy-hoal]

Yeah mate!! Wonderful lil' German Shepherd, 'e's four years old and I call 'im Adric

You can come see 'im if yah'd like

[rudy-hoal]

Random question Rudy, while in the UK, where are you staying?

Are you staying with Helen and Rupert or...?

Stayin' in a hotel on my own! Kinda lonely, but it's fun wit' the mates when I'm out (which is most of the time).

[helenhoal-soontobejones]

I want it known that I offered up our sofa bed, and he declined.

And if you change your mind, it is still available, and you will always be welcome <3

[rudy-hoal]

Aw, thanks Hels! I don't want to interrupt yah time befur the wedding <3 Love you so much!!

[rudy-hoal]

@kyle-eggy-egerton 'ere, everyone else gets decent songs but you mate, you get this shit (reminded me of you, love this song)

Aw, love you mate! Amazing song right there

It's making me want to go pet my dog back home... I'll be home soon enough!

Once again, love you <33

[rudy-hoal]

Random question Rudy, while in the UK, where are you staying?

Are you staying with Helen and Rupert or...?

Stayin' in a hotel on my own! Kinda lonely, but it's fun wit' the mates when I'm out (which is most of the time).

[kyle-eggy-egerton]

It's times like these where I wonder where the fuck that Brony shirt Sally got me went

[rudy-hoal]

@finlay-chunderton-windsor

Yah know anythin' 'bout that, broth'r?

[kyle-eggy-egerton]

Why would Finlay know what happened to my Brony shirt

WHY WOULD FINLAY KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MY BRONY SHIRT

[rudy-hoal]

OI, FINLAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

@finlay-chunderton-windsor

[kyle-eggy-egerton]

It's times like these where I wonder where the fuck that Brony shirt Sally got me went

[rudy-hoal]

@finlay-chunderton-windsor

Yah know anythin' 'bout that, broth'r?

[helenhoal-soontobejones]

I know it's my banner and everything, but I'm not sure if I actually want a white wedding dress.

I think partly it's because I don't want to stain it, and partly because Rupert's mum keeps trying to, let's say, persuade me into wearing hers.

I'm flatter and everything, but the dress really isn't my style, and frankly I think the only reason she's trying to get me to wear it is because Rupert's older sibling didn't want to wear it at their wedding.

[kyle-eggy-egerton]

I could wear the white weddin' dress if you want, would be kinda funny-

[helenhoal-soontobejones]

Oh my god, yes!

The look on Leanora's (Rupert's mum) face alone would be worth it. You could do one of those fake first look things with Rupert!

But don't do anything you're not comfortable with, ok Eggy? As funny as it would be, I'd rather you be comfortable at the wedding.

[kyle-eggy-egerton]

OH HELL YEAHHH, THAT'D HILARIOUS

I can only imagine the look on Rupert's face too oh my Goddddd-

The whole Stag gang can get in on it, yeah?

And of course I'd be comfortable, I suggested it! Plus, I can always change for after the reveal.

[helenhoal-soontobejones]

Yes, let's get as many people involved as possible.

Just making sure cuz you never know.

I'd suggest getting your own dress, unless you're a fan of lace, then I can very easily get you Leanora's.

[kyle-eggy-egerton]

Yeah, let's get the others involved ehehe

Lace? Dun't sound too bad, yeah? I bet I could pull it off.

[helenhoal-soontobejones]

You will look so much better in it than I ever would, I can tell you that now.

I can see about getting it if you genuinely want to wear it?

[kyle-eggy-egerton]

Honestly, hell yeah. Can't wait to try it on.

And yeah, please do! I'm invested now...

[helenhoal-soontobejones]

Cool. I can get it to you in the next couple of days, I wanna wash it first.

Not because I doubt that she's taken care of it, it's just obvious that it's been sitting in an attic for a few decades. But besides that, it's basically brand new.

[kyle-eggy-egerton]

FUCK YEAHH, LET'S HOPE IT FITS

Even if it doesn't, we don't 'ave to zip it up all the way, yeah? It'd still work. Can't wait to see it, honestly, this is gonna be one 'elluvan experience!

[rudy-hoal]

Oi, lad and lass, I can fix it if Kyle doesn't fit. I know how to sew.

(me and stag have already agreed on this but rudy def works as a director in the drama department and i say he absoLUTELY helps with the costumes)

[helenhoal-soontobejones]

I completely forgot you could sew! It would be wonderful if you could tailor it to Eggy! Assuming he's alright with that, of course.

[rudy-hoal]

Anytime, sis. This is gonna be bloody ripper!

You good wit' that, Eggs?

[rudy-hoal]

Hey rudy its Lucy

I kinda asked if some of the others from the stag wanted to come climbing but for some reason they all think you'd have an issue with that??

Im more than happy to tell them they shouldn't come if you would prefer that

Hope everything's good with you and them <33

Everything's great with us, don't worry!

I just (starts to nervously play with his fingers) I- I'd like to take you on a date. Only if- only if that's alright with you.

[lucky-lucy-mcgee]

Oh..

Rudy,

I didnt know

[rudy-hoal]

It's oka'! I was just wondering if yah would be willing...

If not, the res' of the gang can come!

(Rudy internally dies, shaking with nerves because he KNOWS he is about to get rejected)

[dido00oo]

I’m not finished stag but the Australian guy and the guy who’s getting married (I forgot their names) definitely kiss

[rudy-hoal]

HELP IM LITERALLY LAUGHING SO HARD (mod from the rudy rp blog here) OH MY GOD SURE YES ABSOLTUELY

HC THEY KISSED WHILE RUPERT WASNT DATING ANYBODY (rupert is loyal guys)

[helenhoal-soontobejones]

I know it's my banner and everything, but I'm not sure if I actually want a white wedding dress.

I think partly it's because I don't want to stain it, and partly because Rupert's mum keeps trying to, let's say, persuade me into wearing hers.

I'm flatter and everything, but the dress really isn't my style, and frankly I think the only reason she's trying to get me to wear it is because Rupert's older sibling didn't want to wear it at their wedding.

[kyle-eggy-egerton]

I could wear the white weddin' dress if you want, would be kinda funny-

[helenhoal-soontobejones]

Oh my god, yes!

The look on Leanora's (Rupert's mum) face alone would be worth it. You could do one of those fake first look things with Rupert!

But don't do anything you're not comfortable with, ok Eggy? As funny as it would be, I'd rather you be comfortable at the wedding.

[kyle-eggy-egerton]

OH HELL YEAHHH, THAT'D HILARIOUS

I can only imagine the look on Rupert's face too oh my Goddddd-

The whole Stag gang can get in on it, yeah?

And of course I'd be comfortable, I suggested it! Plus, I can always change for after the reveal.

[helenhoal-soontobejones]

Yes, let's get as many people involved as possible.

Just making sure cuz you never know.

I'd suggest getting your own dress, unless you're a fan of lace, then I can very easily get you Leanora's.

[kyle-eggy-egerton]

Yeah, let's get the others involved ehehe

Lace? Dun't sound too bad, yeah? I bet I could pull it off.

[helenhoal-soontobejones]

You will look so much better in it than I ever would, I can tell you that now.

I can see about getting it if you genuinely want to wear it?

[kyle-eggy-egerton]

Honestly, hell yeah. Can't wait to try it on.

And yeah, please do! I'm invested now...

[helenhoal-soontobejones]

Cool. I can get it to you in the next couple of days, I wanna wash it first.

Not because I doubt that she's taken care of it, it's just obvious that it's been sitting in an attic for a few decades. But besides that, it's basically brand new.

[kyle-eggy-egerton]

FUCK YEAHH, LET'S HOPE IT FITS

Even if it doesn't, we don't 'ave to zip it up all the way, yeah? It'd still work. Can't wait to see it, honestly, this is gonna be one 'elluvan experience!

[rudy-hoal]

Oi, lad and lass, I can fix it if Kyle doesn't fit. I know how to sew.

(me and stag have already agreed on this but rudy def works as a director in the drama department and i say he absoLUTELY helps with the costumes)