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sports fanatic. ~h!p$+@~

[steeee]

[underground3r]

[goner93]

[punchdrunknonsense]

[russatron]

pizza shop: how many pizzas do you want?

me: how many do you have?

[itsmoops]

[thedailysimpson]

[thesimpsonsforever]

That will give me time to add another coat of glaze to the ham.

[efronsbutt-deactivated20120605]

i steal jokes from tumblr and say them in real life and my friends think im a comedic genius

[niknak79]

[nightsuk-deactivated20131007]

[russatron]

walks into chair

me: sorry

chair: its ok

[basicallynatalie]

[hockey-teeth-deactivated2013011]

[thesimpsonswayoflife]

[hongkongexpress-deactivated2012]

is that 

is that

DR ZAIUS DR ZAIUS 

[otherslices-blog]

This just got so much better hahaha

[russatron]

DOCTOR ZAIUS DOCTOR ZAIUS

[wolfchase]

[gawaines-blog]

[officialjohnnymarr-blog]