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Hello I am NOT KIN and this is a NON KIN BLOG, it's just an ask blog. Currently working on a story series, check out my first story by searching my blog "#story". Header and Icon are by Snazzy-Princess, the header is art made for my first story. Her art is the cutest shit ever, go check her out.

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just found ur blog now. 99% sure its inactive, but on the off chance you see this ask, i just want you to know i rlly like ur writing! if you have anywhere else u post ur work id love to follow u <3

Yeah, I’ve been inactive for a long while. But thank you so much for the attention! I’ll probably make a new blog about the novel series I’m working on, and I’m also ~slowly pulling myself back into PvZ~ so I’ll try to start posting again on these blogs!

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Wow I haven’t used this site in a while...

Is anyone from the PVZ community still here?

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Oh boy this is a thing

Neighborville! The brand new battlefield on the block, where more chaos resides than the Backyard Battleground has ever known.

“QUIET!” screamed a sunflower with a military beret. Her hands were decorated with medals. “This is no walk in the park! you’ll be eaten alive out there with your ignorance! Literally!”

Keep reading

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Reblogging this here for attention.

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IF ANYONE STILL REMEMBERS THIS BLOG OR HAS READ MY RUSTBOLT STORY

I bought BfN a few days ago and I’m hooked.

Would anyone like a story about beating Olds Cool or Dreadwood?…

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Here’s my idea:

My main PvZ blog, “Ask Pearson and Crew,” is about my PvZ plant characters. My favorites are, of course, Pearson the Peashooter, Suzie the Sunflower, and Chad the Chomper. However, I have a group of Zombies as well: Mongoose the Foot Soldier, Jason and Brad, 2 All-Stars, Chanler the Scientist and Deckmate Swabby, a [Very kooky] Captain Deadbeard.

The idea for this is that they all got transfered to Neighborville, where the battle’s even more chaotic than at the Backyard Battleground.

If anyone likes the idea for this please give this post some notes.

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IF ANYONE STILL REMEMBERS THIS BLOG OR HAS READ MY RUSTBOLT STORY

I bought BfN a few days ago and I’m hooked.

Would anyone like a story about beating Olds Cool or Dreadwood?…

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Here’s my idea:

My main PvZ blog, “Ask Pearson and Crew,” is about my PvZ plant characters. My favorites are, of course, Pearson the Peashooter, Suzie the Sunflower, and Chad the Chomper. However, I have a group of Zombies as well: Mongoose the Foot Soldier, Jason and Brad, 2 All-Stars, Chanler the Scientist and Deckmate Swabby, a [Very kooky] Captain Deadbeard.

The idea for this is that they all got transfered to Neighborville, where the battle’s even more chaotic than at the Backyard Battleground.

If anyone likes the idea for this please give this post some notes.

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IF ANYONE STILL REMEMBERS THIS BLOG OR HAS READ MY RUSTBOLT STORY

I bought BfN a few days ago and I’m hooked.

Would anyone like a story about beating Olds Cool or Dreadwood?...

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Anyone still there?

 I’ve been away from Tumblr for so long. Any sane (I cannot stress the word “sane” enough) PvZ fans still here?…

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Reblogging to this blog as well.

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Chapter 1?

Tick tock. Tick tock. Tick tock.

Rustbolt stared blankly at his grandfather clock. It was 11 in the morning and he had absolutely nothing to do. He was hoping that someone, preferably EB, would call.

As the clock struck 11:01, Rustbolt’s phone went off. Giddy, he answered it, a selfie stick extending from his suit’s shoulder to display his phone at the other end. It was, indeed, Electric Boogaloo. Smiling, he waved at his mechanically gifted friend through the small device. “What’s poppin’, Rusty?”

“Not much, Jimbo,” The iron clad corpse responded. “I’m so glad you called, I’ve been staring at the clock all damn day.”

“I called you twice already. You mean to tell me you’ve been in the same spot the whole time?”

“Guess I was staring harder than I thought.”

“Yeah. Apparently.” EB smirked. “Zomboss wants us to do a mission. Something about a plant mansion? It’s a black manor with the stereotypical gothic architecture. Real creepy. Zombies have gone missing left and right and all the claw marks on the ground of them desperately clutching the sweet soft dirt for their unlives lead straight there.”

Rusty paused for a second. “...That took a second to process. That was a long sentence you hit me with. Anyways um, you and me? Why? Wouldn’t this be better for a sneaky hero?”

“Oh trust me, I said the same thing.”

Rusty leaned in, raising an eyebrow in expectation.

“They’re all missing now.”

“WELL SHIT.” He sighed. “I’ll go get my gear.”

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YO BOI MAKING A SECOND STORY

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Sometimes, I find myself thinking of the things I have lost. The pain makes me stop.

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Rebloggin’ this again….

Cuz…

Those eyes…….

Fuck, sorry Tumblr for plaguing you with my….aggressive straightness

Ho boy…

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My Daddy.

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dUDE

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If youre following me pls like this i wanna know im not d e d

Me

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One of my best friends have been using this OC is a rp so I thought I should Post his pic. This OC is named Shane :3

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Should I make another story?

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Y-yes please-

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Okie

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Should I make another story?

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Rustbolt burst into the room. "FLOOFLES YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I JUST FOUND LYING AROUND"

He wasnt expecting Rusty to show up and he damn near has a heart attack. “JEEZ RUSTY YOU ALMOST KILLED ME AGAIN- What’d ya find?” He’s smiling seeing his friend, even if he DID just jump scare him.

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Rustbolt smirked. “haha. Boo.” He turned around and pulled out a staff. “It’s King Zombie’s scepter. The one he uses to turn zombies into knights? I found it being used as a flagpole on Wall-Knight’s mini golf course.” He shrugged. “Figured we’d do something stupid with it.” He smiled, a goofy grin showing all 5 teeth.

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He laughs at the ‘Boo’. His eyes widened at the staff, not realizing exactly what it was until Rustbolt pointed it out. “Dude no way! Of course we gotta do something stupid with it! That’s what we do!” He smiles, pausing for a moment. “You got any ideas, dude?”

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“Well, we could…” He waved the staff around. “By the power invested in me by myself, I uh. Oh screw it i dont know what im doing. Haha. I almost knighted myself.” As if on cue, there was a flash of light, and suddenly Rustbolt wasn’t Rustbolt anymore. He was a Knight of the living dead. His armor was colored like his suit, and in his hand he held a jousting pole.

“I must be blind to not have seen this coming.”

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Floof smirks when Rusty starts waving the staff around and then ends up bursting into laughter when he turns himself into a knight. “Perfect! You’re a Rust Knight now!! It’s a good look for ya, Rusty!!” He’s laughing so hard he can’t properly respond to his comment but nods, wiping a tear from his eye.

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Rustbolt laughed along with his friend. When he finally called down, he took a step forward and pointed the jousting pole at EB. “I actually took a swordplay class. And there was that one time….” Rustbolt shook the thought put of his head. “I CHALLENGE THEE TO A DUEL. Don your armor, thou wilst not defeateth me. Sorry, I dont know ‘your.’”

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The step forward and the pole pointed at him had him snickering again, he’s honesty pretty surprised to hear about the class. “Wait really? When was that dude?” He burst into laughter again when Rustbolt continued. “I dont have any armor! Oh, what am I to do? I also dont have a sword.” He’s pretty interested to see how Rustbolt’s gonna get around this problem.

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“About four months ago. Pretty cool.”

Winking, Rustbolt placed the pole on the ground at EB’s feet. Laughing his ass off, he pulled his spatula out of his suit. “I shall fry thee, and eat thou for my breaking of fast in the morrow!” The toaster popped out.

“And why would thou needest armor when thou hast backup!”

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He nods and smiles when Rustbolt explains when he took classes. “Definitely cool.”

When Rustbolt pulled the spatula out he started laughing even harder. “Oh no! Don’t fry me! I’m so scared!~ I taste bad!!” He kept laughing after that.

He’s a little confused by that. “Backup? Whaddaya mean backup?”

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Rustbolt did a little dance. “BACKUP.” (backup dancers.)

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Floof just face palms at that, how he DIDNT realise this he has no idea. “Jeez Rusty you know my abilities better than I do.” He strikes a pose briefly, point up with one hand and four backup dancers rise from the ground around him. “Alright! Hit me with ya best shot, Rusty!”

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Rustbolt, very dramatically, slow-mowed and inched his spatula towards a backup dancer. “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”

On the inside though, he was so much happier than he let off. EB was his best friend, and he loved him like a brother.

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He couldn’t help but laugh at the overdramatic way Rustbolt was slowly moving the spatula forward. The backup dancer snickered a little and when the spatula touched him he started slow-mo falling to the ground, clutching his ‘wound’.

Floof was a lot more obvious with how happy he was, a dumb grin on his face. Very few things beat doing dumb shit with Rusty. The brotherly love definitely mutual.

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“YOOOOUUULLLL NEEEEVEEER HIIIIIIIIT MEEEEE” Rustbolt did a slow jump towards EB, using his rocket boots to slowly fly towards his funkalicious friend, spatula at the ready.

“IIIIIII WIIIIILLLLLLLL WWWWWWIIIIIINNNNNNN” It took all Rustbolt’s willpower not to burst out with laughter.

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The slow yelling got him. And it got him BAD. His cheeks puffed up as he stifled a loud laugh. He slowly started to raise his arm to ‘throw a punch’.

“NOOO YOOOOU WOOONT!!” He slowly arced a fist, almost about to burst into a loud laugh too.

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When the fist hit his face, he shoved his head to the side and spit. Instead of a tooth, his bubble wand blew a bubble. It was PERFECT because it was a bubble (duh I just said that), and it moved slowly, so it matched his current…. “speed.”

He started to flip on the air. He looked at EB and extended his arm. His middle finger flipped up. Not breaking eye contact, he said “FUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOUUUUU–” and finally he burst. He let out a full-on guffaw and howled with laughter.

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The bubble ALMOST broke him. It was the best idea ever and he found it hilarious, but seeing Rustbolt keep his laugh down he managed to do the same.

Rustbolt flipping him off and the elongated FUCK YOU utterly broke him. He almost fell to the floor when he started wheezing with laughter, bracing himself on his knees as happy tears ran down his face.

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Rustbolt laughed really hard. Like, so hard that his boots gave out and he fell to the floor. Which made him laugh even MORE. He started to cough a few times because of his asthma, but he didn’t care. This was by far the best stupid thing he’s ever done with EB, except with the potato gun, where Rustbolt shot potatoes and EB zapped them so they’d explode, and they got all over the football field, then the next day all-star slipped on mashed potato that was on the astroturf.

“I freaking love you, man. I’d hug you but im lying on the floor and im too lazy to move.”

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Floof only laughed harder when the boots gave out and Rustbolt fell, he’s gotten to the point where he’s snorting in the middle of his laughs. He’s definitely in agreement about this being the best dumb thing ever.

“Awh thanks dude. I freakin love you too! Even if you are a lazy bugger. Come ‘ere.” He made his way over to Rusty and hugged him with a laugh.

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Rusty hugged back. “FEEL THE POWER OF THE HEARTY HUGGGGG”

God they must have hugged for like two straight minutes, sprinkled with bursts of laughter.

Then Rustbolt broke the silence with “Hey Boog. Take a knee.”

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(This is still my favorite RP Ive ever done. @electric-floofaloo )

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One of my best friends have been using this OC is a rp so I thought I should Post his pic. This OC is named Shane :3

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I’M BACK! sorry for being gone so long stared to post on Toyhouse so I can keep track of my art mainly been trying to catch up on the over 5 digital art pieces I want to get trough. So since I’ve been gone I improved and I wanted to show one of my cutest examples.