( froy gutierrez, cis male, he/him ) i just saw ROBIN DEREK ALVAREZ walking down the street’s of provincetown the other day playing BEST FRIEND by REX ORANGE COUNTY out loud. rumor has it that the TWENTY ONE year old is + SANGUINE, but can also be - IRRESPONSIBLE — overall they’re a MALINGERER. they remind me of EMPTY WATER BOTTLES STACKED IN THE CORNER OF THE ROOM, THE BRIGHT LIGHTS OF A TV IN A DARK ROOM, MEMES THAT MAKE NO SENSE, MISSPELLED TEXT MESSAGES.
i have no self control please click on the read more to try to understand this boy
he was pretty much a mistake dsklfjds his parents were high school sweethearts at the local high school in provincetown! both of his parents, ryan and andrea, were seniors when andrea became pregnant with robin. their parents were obviously furious, but once that little blue eyes boy popped out, he immediately stole everyone’s heart
rachel continued with her education up until robin was born. robin’s grandma was willing to take care of him, but rachel wanted to be able to do so too, so she ultimately took the rest of the year off while ryan finished up his high school career and enrolled in the nearest community college
that was also when the two of them moved into a nice, but affordable apartment in the area which they scrapped up money for by working min wage jobs for a year and took out a loan for
it was difficult but these two love birds made it work!! his dad then continued his education after getting his associates and started an online business administration major! and now that his dad was home, his mom went back and completed her GED and enrolled herself into an evening nursing school at a career college on the outskirts of town.
OKAY Back to robin! he was a little trouble maker. he was messy, clumsy, drew on walls, made other kids cry because he was bothering them, but THAT DAMN SMILE made everyone forget his problematic behavior
ALSO WHEN I TELL YOU THIS BOY IS DUMB YOU BETTER BELIEVE ME... becAUSE street smarts is NOT his thing. he thought you were supposed to chew gum with the wrapper, he thought chicago was it’s own state, HE DOESNT KNOW HOW TO TIE HIS SHOES
but it’s all worth it when he was the top of his class throughout all of his educational years. he was able to get a scholarship to UCLA for playing soccer (which honestly was his side thing, but he had so much energy he sprinted up and down that field like nothing)
so right now he’s in his third year at UCLA as a philosophy major, honestly has no idea what he wants to do with it, but who can blame the kiddo
SOME RANDOM FACTS!! he’s an energy ball, he talks too fast sometimes, loves video games, sends everyone a meme of the day, taps his foot too much, loves nachos, wears a fanny pack all the time, every halloween he’s been bucky mcbadbat, he’s recently been painting his nails black but doesnt wear top coat, and!!!! he’s a CLUTZ (he falls a lot so imagine him on the soccer field)
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