hachimitsu

high-strung and tongue-tied ❀

[pochowek]

[rayb1rd]

Kicked out of the Garden of Eden

Eve:

[gnarlygnat]

one time at a wax museum i thought one of the tour guides was a wax person cuz they were just standing there not moving so i go up to them like “who the fuck is this supposed to be” then they just looked at me and laughed

[voidbat]

body: you are dying of The Heat

me: [removes blanket]

body: never have you been So Frozen

[ladyjolder]

me: [sticks one leg out]

body: perfect

[bongboops]

Demon to my now exposed leg:

[officialdankestmemes]

Lyrics: “Cocaine ruin your brain (ay), please don’t do cocaine (ay), cocaine ruin ruin your brain (what), please don’t do cocaine (ay)”

[the-pigeon-king]

This sounds like a man on cocaine

[ardnale]

Fammmm

[deadblogstopfollowingthis]

The one dude headbanging in support has me in tears

[sleepyface]

Is this xxxtentacion

[localstarboy]

She bought 48 hot pickles. Fourty. Eight. hot pickles.

[succubarbie-deactivated20190205]

TAURUS

[blackmodel]

i only act like this when im alone and she has the bravery to record it wow

[kyloholic]

the father

the son

and the holy spirit

[tastefullyoffensive]

When the force hits you a little too hard… (via MommaSmarsh)

[plasticinesoul-deactivated20190]

name one difference

[mrclussy]

In case u didn’t see these gems on buzzfeed

[princedracula-deactivated201904]

@glumchumm omfg

[lordeboy]

hey

[uarecrying-deactivated20230519]

I have literally thought about this everyday for the last week and a half

[angelbabyspice]

if i don’t reblog this assume i’ve been fucking murdered

[freakxwannaxbe]

That scene in Mulan where all the ancestors are arguing about whose fault it was that Mulan ran off to join the army except with all the Force ghosts arguing about Ben Solo.

This is the greatest thing I have ever drawn I am so proud

[topherchris]

[badlydrawneverything]

thanks sun

[lesbianshepard]

what did these penguins do to the scientists to deserve this

[lesbianshepard]

researcher: okay so we’re calling these “african penguins” because it lives in africa

penguin: bites researcher

researcher: hey fucker guess what new idea

[cheaphalloweencostume]

when Junkrat kills an enemy Roadhog and it triggers the “who’s on top now?” voice line. there’s no heterosexual explanation for that

[iwilleatyourenglish]

this voice line was deemed inappropriate and not included in the Russian translation of the game

[cheaphalloweencostume]

there is no heterosexual explanation for that

[dippergoestotacobell]

“I WON CHOPPED” he says as the camera zooms in on the cutthroat kitchen logo

[zsnes]

shout out to reality tv producers for being literally fucking geniuses at film theory

[thrud-deactivated20210605]

excuse me i just saw a sign that said “nut then what?” and i almost had a heart attack while driving

[thrud-deactivated20210605]

     NUT

   T HEN W   HAT ?

[cumgremlin]