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Alex: Fuuuuck mmeee- *gets on Henry who is laying down*

Henry: *WHEEZE OF OLD MAN PAIN*

Alex: h I t *gets off of him*

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June: How was the honeymoon?

Alex: Murphy got drunk and tried to destroy our marriage certificate.

Alex: He said, “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”.

Alex: I love him.

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Alex: Am I in trouble?

Henry: Take a guess.

Alex: No?

Henry: Take another guess.

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Henry: I don’t do relationships.

Alex: *exists*

Henry: Shit.

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Alex, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me

Henry, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

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Alex: Can you keep a secret?

Henry: Do you know anything about my life?

Alex: No I do not. Good point.

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Alex: *Stubs their toe* FUCK!

Henry: Mind your language!

Alex: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???

Henry:

Alex: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.

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Alex: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?

Henry: Oh, I'm always running

Henry: The question is from what

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Alex: They don't make them like me no more. I'm the last of my kind.

Henry: Thank god.

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Alex: WHAT'S YOUR TYPE /n Henry: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially

Alex, desperately, as Henry bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Henry: Oh! B positive.

Alex: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Henry:

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Alex: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Henry's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get them out...

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Alex: I made tea.

Henry: I don’t want tea.

Alex: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.

Henry: Then why are you telling me?

Alex: It is a conversation starter.

Henry: That’s a lousy conversation starter.

Alex: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

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Alex, pointing: May I sit there?

Henry: That's my lap

Alex: That doesn't answer my question, Henry.

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Alex: Okay, truth or dare?

Henry: Truth

Alex: How many hours have you slept this week?

Henry:

Henry: ...Dare

Alex: Go to bed.

Henry: I don’t like this game

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Alex: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?

Henry : Nope, there's 26.

Alex: Ah, I must have forgotten U, R, A, Q, T.

Henry : Aww, that's cute, but you're still missing one.

Alex: You'll get the D later ;).

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Alex, with a headache: Advil me up, daddy.

Henry : I will short out the language centre of your brain if you say anything like that ever again.

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Alex: I was going to suggest we do Marilyn Monroe and JFK roleplay, but I’d get way too into it.

Henry : What- how?

Alex: You’d be like “come to bed … Mr. President” and I’d be like, “I need to increase the amount of American military advisors in South Vietnam by a factor of 18.”