Just a curiosity to kickstar any possible writing ventures, what do you all want to see now? My requests do be open and I will continue to write our 'ambigous woman and her seven down bad men'.
If you have any ideas for that too, please feel free to send those over to me so I can incorporate those because while I have ideas, I'm not sure entirely sure on them. I like to write something that not only me but others who want to read it can also enjoy it.
Feel free to drop into my inbox and do tell me if I've opened it or not and also feel free to simply talk and chat! If you have any other request, feel free to send those over too. I'd love to hear some of your thoughts.
Do you people SERIOUSLY want a part three to "Ms ambiguously shared wife and the seven parasocial clowns?" I thought you'd all ejjoy that sillyness like I did writing it. Literally crine right now.
Please happily send requests to me if you want to for any ideas you have about 'Ms community spouse and seven dorks'!!
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀WORDS FROM RXSIL: And here is the much requested part 2.
WARNINGS: Insomnia. Allusions to Jeongguk getting a boner. Reader is still in a debateful relationship with the big boy band of comedians. Reader has a strong spice tolerance and ofcourse unprofessionalism to the peak with BTS threatening HYBE to let you join their activities. Boys down bad for a segment. suggestive content, but not smut. not proof read.
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀SYNOPSIS: "Just more...writing and segments of Ms Communal wife."
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|| ᴘᴀʀᴛ 1 :: — :: ᴘᴀʀᴛ 2 ||
Of-course the news and clips went WILDFIRE among not just ARMY, quite frankly the entire world and even other fandoms. But since it was still a mystery comparable to the Bermuda Triangle that the members still weren't responding to the question about who you were dating.
All the same, the lives and your caring nature just fueled different parts of the same theory. Since the reveal of your relationship to your said 'lover' in BTS, you'd become HEAVILY involved into lives, mostly using hand gestures or typing out responses on your phone to respond.
Not to mention the numerous occasions of subtle but deep care which ARMYs just could NOT brush off as simple 'friendship' with other members if you were only dating one of them.
Besides, you seem to be living the time of your life, who cares if you left ARMY in confusion on who you're dating?
It was around 2 or 3 in the morning, right after a BIG social event where they'd won their award so..despite how late it was, all the members were clearly awake.
And of-course, Jeongguk being himself chose the late time to go live with ARMYs.
Jeongguk was holding the camera with his cheeks flushed as if changing into his night-clothes had been workout while his hair was also damp. So he likely just took a shower. Despite the quick shower, some glitter was still speckled on his forehead.
But he was clearly with the other members since you could hear some low chattering and shuffling in the background alongside noises of the TV, utensils, etc.
He shifted a pile of clothes or lifted different things to look for your usual origami bear mask that he had made. It was so he could film more carefully and also freely without worrying if any reflective surface was showing your face or if he ended up angling the camera a certain way.
He pouted, "Yah, ARMY..we should schedule lives more carefully, I can't find their mask–" he huffed, pushing the door to someone's room, "Yah, hyung. Did you see their mask?" he asked, stepping and looking at the camera for a second to fix his pout and face, only to likely receive a disagreement response because he groaned after facing the said hyung.
He gently pushed a few blankets, before groaning petulantly and whining, "I can't finddd itt!" he huffed, just as Seokjin stepped close, undoing his tie, "Hm, hyung will help. What's wrong?" he asked softly.
Jeongguk stared, his round eyes blinking in frustration and annoyance, which made Seokjin grin a little, "What's wrong, Jeongguk-ah?"
"Mask." Jeongguk huffed. Seokjin chuckled a little, helping him dig around for the mask too. How can one lose such a big origami bear mask? No idea. But after a bit of bickering, they found the mask. Jeongguk grinned, showing it to the camera a little,
"Oooh!" He said, rushing and skipping over, "I got the mask!" he said brightly, "Did you?" Taehyung asked brightly. Before Jeongguk was hurriedly putting it on your head, as you sighed out heavily. Your hand still held a napkin holding onto the handle of the pot you were stirring with the other hand. Whatever was in it was boiling now. Taehyung and Jeongguk now stood in a cluster, Taehyung's chin hooked on your shoulder, cheek nuzzled against your neck while he watched.
It wasn't long before Jimin joined too, his face squished for all of them to appear in the live. You silently blew on a spoonful, taking a sip of whatever mysterious drink you happened to brew. You smacked your lips for a few second to let the taste simmer, the bear mask was ridiculous to eat through.
But this was 'Bearie V-taetae mask 7.1:8' (as named by BTS), a new model..which was basically the same origami bear mask with just a big mouth for you to eat through. Even then, you spilt a little..which you expected, "Ah, bear ma'am. You spilt some on your mouth!~" Jimin said flirtingly while trying to wipe it clean.
You stared at him , letting he maknae line laugh to themselves while they called you 'bear ma'am for the next provoking minutes. Before you were turning back to the pot, taking another spoonful and blowing at it. Taehyung decided to taste it this time, Jeongguk and Jimin's eyes watching the bubbling pot.
"There's lavender in here, is it?" Jimin pointed out while Jeongguk smiled, "It's like baby milk, but spicy." He said. You watched Taehyung who grimaced, his face jerking into a grimace before he fixed it, "...What's this?!" He said, trying to not laugh.
You turned away, stifling your own while Jeongguk and Jimin turned back to you two.
"Is it good-is it..? Is it good?" Jimin asked watching you and Taehyung laugh, "Wait-no!" Tae held up his hand, covering his mouth before walking off, while Jimin tried to get you to feed him a spoonful. You did as told, liking the disgust on Tae's face and wanting it transferred to the third youngest too.
Jimin jerked his head back after tasting it, hurrying to spit it out. "It's Namjoon's medicinal tea!" Jeongguk exclaimed brightly after smelling it. To not feel left out, he also got a spoonful. He grimaced a little, but decided it was fine. "Is it for him?" Jeongguk asked to confirm. You nodded.
This was..Ayurveda or something your grandma told you to make, she'd personally hand measured all ingredients and told you the recipe. Namjoon's insomnia had gotten worse and this was your granny's solution.
You tend to not go against her. She has a fierce aim with her slippers.
You will let Namjoon be tortured by this medicinal 'tea', not even sure if it's tea though.
Silently you shook a bit more of the drink with some jaggery powder to cut out the bitterness and substitute sugar a little bit. While Jeongguk and Jimin piled on your side, Taehyung's chin hooked on your shoulder, his face hidden by Jimin's shaggy hair as they silently kept whispering,
"..Is it from the drain? Did you just pretend to cook it?", "..Wahh, it's so bitter. Bitter melon is sugar compared to this." Jimin whispering, laughing silently as Jeongguk nodded with his smile, eyes squeezed shut tightly to calm his stifling laugh.
"Hyung will get better with this, though." Taehyung added as jeongguk nodded. Jimin gently held up a finger, "Wait-so—", "We can add sugar in it?" One asked to which you nodded, "Listen! Listenn!" Jimin interjected before smiling, "We shall all pour ourselves a cup so Namjoon-hyung won't be alone in this, hm?"
"You just want us to go in a coma." Jeongguk whispered, Taehyung gently hit his shoulder, chuckling, "Yah, he's your elder. We can handle coma for hyung." Before he pulled your bear-faced figure against him tightly.
And then there was 'The Hot Ones', which the boys attended and had practically threatened HYBE to delay their album if you weren't to attend their activities. So you also happened to attend the interview.
Sean Evans was extremely kind with his greetings to all of you and especially accommodating for you. He had gently cut down his team to have only the most essential people around in less numbers for you to be openly around the boys.
Since you were practically inseparable from them.
Sean Evans smiled, sitting as the boys fixed their positions. The crew putting down ten wings per person for them to try. Bottles of milk and a cooler box with ice-cream sat beside you. The crew was bubbly and it was bright while they were fixing the camera and lights.
"I love that top." One of the girls said brightly to you, you nodded back, fixing the bear mask which had become more or less priority to carry around now. You responded with a muffled, "Thanks, your hair is to DIE for!!"
"You can speak through it?" Another asked, gently fixing the folded and rounded ears of the bear mask. "It's hollow under this, aside from some cushioning." You responded again. "Ah." the girls nodded in understanding.
A bit of bright chattering and compliments later, the cameras were preparing to roll as Jimin motioned to you to silently ask 'you comfy?'. You gave him a thumbs up, just as the crew began—
"1, 2...3!"
Sean cleared his throat, before immediately began when given the light, "Hey, what's going on everybody? For 'First We Feast', I'm Sean Evans and you're watching 'Hot Ones'. It's the show with hot questions and even Hotter Wings. And today we're joined by BTS!" He motioned around the table.
The members all smiled or nodded politely, "They're defining Global Force and Pop Music, the first group since the Beatles." Sean explained with professionalism in his voice, "They have three number one albums in a single year, and at long last, the return is finally here with their new album, Arirang"
You silently picked at your nails, listening to him rule out his introduction cleanly and precisely, "Along with the new single swim and an 82 date World Tour to follow. We're thrilled to have you all in the biggest table this studio has ever seen. BTS, welcome to the show."
RM began speaking first, his eyes covered by shades. His demeanor cool, collected and calm compared to how just this morning he'd end up coming to your room to sleep because he was too 'lonely' in his own. Of-course you let him in your room, but still—
"Hey, we are—" he said as all the members said in unison, "BTS!" and immediately, nearly 5 out of the 7 of them leaned to sniff at the wings.
"And not just them, we have a new participant behind the cameras as well," Sean motioned to you with a smile. You waved quickly just as the camera panned to you as blinding speed,
"We have...?" Sean motioned with a confused but warm grin, wondering how to address you. You were going to write it down, but the members beat you to it with responses and bright repeatitions of—"Bear ma'am!", "Ms. Tata Bearie!!", "Bear Ms."
Sean chuckled a little, "Adorable name. Is it your government name, ma'am?" he asked teasingly, tilting his hand. You snorted under your breath, stuck between shaking and nodding your head with a hand motioned which said 'somewhat'. According to ARMY, your 'true government' name was 'Ms Mama bearie Bangtan Tata ma'am.'
But you weren't going to admit that.
"Oh..Is that only the half name?" Sean asked, Jeongguk brightly spoke up, "Ms Tata Bearie ma'am, that's-That's the name ARMY calls!" he said as the members chuckle.
"Well, we welcome you to our studio as well, Ms Bearie." Sean smiled as the members clapped and let out a little whoop, before the camera turned back to the members to let you get privacy, "This is a big selection of wings, 80 wings on the table. Let's see how many will come off!"
Sean began asking them a few questions right off the bat about the album and how they believed Arirang would be acknowledged by not just ARMY but music lovers as a whole ("ARMYs will love it!!"). Followed by who'd the members think would handle the spice well—
"Jimin and Jeongguk would be the ones handling this well," Yoongi spoke in Korean as others nodded, "You seem happy we're going to be hurt." Taehyung pointed at you with a pout.
You nodded with a sly look, as sly as it could get with the mask anyway. "You can remove the mask, it's fine." One of the crew members assured, "Thanks. I'm boiling in here." You mumbled, removing the mask gently, holding it on your lap. A few small, theatrical gasps from the crew who sat beside you before tiny clapping made the scene more welcoming as the interview began.
Sean and the members chuckled, silently clapping like it was the biggest shock. You smiled, quickly thanking the crew with a bow, but the studio had promised your face wouldn't be recorded and your voice would either be muted or lowered.
The interview began quite politely and nicely. Namjoon hummed as they all ate the first wing with bright hums and grins, "It's good!" Hoseok said, trying to coax you to try the wing. "아니, 괜찮아 [no, I'm fine]," you said firmly, staring at him with distrust. Hoseok smirked, extending it even more to you, even though you were around six or so feet apart,
"..I'm not eating that."
And as if to throw you under the bus too— "Ms. Bearie can also handle spice a lot!" Taehyung pointed at you as RM looked at the second youngest,
"Oh yeah. They have an insane spice tolerance. Like insane–" Namjoon pointed at you. You striked a peace sign over your mask's eyes, "Really?" Sean asked, "Well then, we'll let you in on the fun too. A few bites of wings there and there so we can judge."
You groaned, crawling up before walking to the table and leaning over. Your back facing the camera as Hoseok held a hand under your mouth and his hand while you took a big bite of his first wing, "Hm–"
"It's sweet, 네 [yes?]" Taehyung asked accusingly, "It's not spicy." Jeongguk pouted while Tae glared at him for a second. You chewed, but nodded, "It's good, right?–See!" Hoseok said, wiping your mouth as you sat back in the tiny chair they provided you.
You handled your spice well and you lived up to the hype created by the members of your spice tolerance. You handled it pretty gracefully. Sean had ended up sharing one of his wings with you too.
Jeongguk gently tore a piece of his fourth wing to feed you, "So..While we get an insight into an artist's outlook on the creative processes." Sean said, "Is it alright if we ask about your outlook on their process as someone who's—I'm guessing—not from the music industry?"
You paused, chewing at the sudden question while covering your mouth. You sat beside the camera, your tiny foldable chair and your bear mask on your lap, "Well..it's intimidating," you said simply. The members stared at you curiously, like you practically hung stars.
"It's intimidating but extremely impressive with how precise, how concise and creative an artist makes his song. While, despite the 'fun' while making it. It is no different from a job which uses a lot of calculations." You responded.
"An artist' work, especially one of a music artist like the boys." You motioned to the members, all of whim visibly shifted and perked up. Sean nodded, "It's equally complex with how they create it. Which pitch they need, the vocal range, the music, which sound fits..the genre. All of it."
"That's a good insight from —i'm guessing—someone who isn't at all a part of the music industry aside from as a listener?" Sean asked. You nodded, "mhm. The most I've ever done is sometimes provide a vocal or specific sound." You said. Sean nodded, while everyone tried to reel in the spice.
"Do we really intimidate you?" Jeongguk asked in Korean, round eyes concerned, "We're sorry. I didn't know you felt intimidated by us," Taehyung added. Jimin nodded while Yoongi gently looked at you with worry too.
"Not like that. It's intimidating like you feel inexperienced in a new space," you explained gently, shaking your head while Sean silently continued to listen.
"I guess, we can understand. I saw a bit of the documentary, they all looked so intimidating while making the music." Sean replied, chuckling with you. Yoongi hummed, "Just stay with us in our studio, you won't feel so intimidated if you also know about it all." He told you.
Like your discomfort was the biggest thorn in their side,
Like your discomfort was uncomfy for even them to witness or experience. As long as you're happy and comfortable in life, they'd be happy to listen to you or be beside you.
And even then, ARMY couldn't tell how to tell who's your actual boyfriend or who's just a very good friend.
Jeongguk sat silently, stretching his legs in the club room they had reserved for a night to celebrate the release of their album, which would be occuring in a matter of hours, actually.
Arirang was already highly pre-booked, photoshoots done and their days were half-spent exercising, practicing or shooting for something. And this was one of the last days in LA, you'd promised you'd joined and you kept your promises!
You sat dresses as to what the boys called 'A 30s, Shanghai mafia boss woman' look. You take it as a compliment. But gods is it hard to not hit them for their behavior somedays. Stockings and high-heels big enough to crush a boy's skull. Yoongi clearly loved those.
Like Taehyung gently-but so-offensively burying his hands in your hair and curls you'd spent an entire day styling just for this. His large palms gently carded through your hair, pulling the perfect curls apart in front of your eyes, crushing your spirit while Jimin laughed.
"You're gonna get beaten, stop." Hoseok said with a hum, pouring a bit more whiskey in your cup while you glared at Tae, who sheepishly laughed and pulled his hands away while Hoseok, Jeongguk and Jimin laughed. Yoongi gently reached over to fix your hair a bit.
"I'm sorry, should I run to get you something for your hair?" Taehyung asked gently, holding your hand, kissing the back of it incessantly. Like it was no big deal to do something so tedious for such a simple problem.
Some expensive fur coat Yoongi had bought you a while back for the promotion in your job hung loosely over you like the only layer keeping you safe from their hungry jaws.
You silently slid against the wall and arm-rest of the couch in a relaxing manner, the dark and dimmed lights and the music thumping was just making the sight more alluring. Your thigh hooked on the side, simple black heel dangling brightly with a thin anklet.
Black stockings enveloping and squeezing the plump flesh perfectly. Almost enough to look edible.
None of the members said anything, but the way they just stared made it clear..
You were too pretty for your own good tonight.
Especially when Jeongguk silently removed his jacket to cover his lap subtly. Yeah..the other members may have not noticed it, but you surely did.
"Nervous?" You cooed at the maknae, who nervously blinked. His hyungs watching with almost keen and animalistic interest. Jeongguk groaned silently when you stroked his cheek,
"Who wouldn't be when someone so pretty is so close to them?" He said. Namjoon silently fixed his sunglasses, the top few buttons undone to show off his chests, now littered with a few lipstick marks from an earlier endeavor.
You smiled, twirling as Taehyung gently pulled on a curl, watching it spring back in shape with an amused chuckle. "How long did it take you to get ready tonight?" His hands rubbing your waist and hip.
Seokjin just mindlessly trying to not ogle you and your thighs, while Yoongi is no better. Jimin's palms itching to pull you back, right into his lap. "We're huge fans of you." Hoseok hums, tilting his head with a playful grin.
"So pretty!" Jeongguk smiled brightly but shyly, leaning back and holding the pillow tighter on his own lap, groaning lowly.
It is thrilling and exhilarating having some of the strongest, most beloved, popular men under your fingers. "Next time, wear the top I bought you." Jimin whispered, voice shaky and cracking. But all the same, he leaned close when you pressed a kiss to his right cheek,
"Mhm?" You whispered, immediately as he sat back heavily as if his knees buckled.
The air around you drink you in like you were oxygen itself in this dim yet neon and sharply lit lighted club room. Personally reserved and smell hazy. The atmosphere only thickens when you stand up, standing in the middle and gently placing a hand on Yoongi's bare neck. A little and dulled bite-mark decorating it.
His eyes seem to devour your body, his hands rubbing the back of your thighs, squeezing occasionally.
"Which dress' do you all like the best?" you asked, wondering what to wear specially next just for the seven boys who stare at you like you're heaven or some goddess.
"The black one we gifted you after the reunion." Taehyung and Jeongguk said in unison, "By a fucking landslide.." Hoseok ends.
"It's the tight latex, isn't it?"
"It's you too, baby." Namjoon ends, grabbing your wrist and placing it on his collar where you stroked and gently graze your nails, making him groan, "Fucking step on us or something, baby." He adds, desperation in his voice.
Seokjin's hand gently rubbed your ribs, teasingly rubbing your under-breast. His thumb swiping on the flesh gently, daringly. It provoked the others to get more daring just as their eldest.
Your hips swayed gently when you were pulled back to sit on a member—Hoseok's lap. His hands squeezed your hips, while Jimin scoffed. Yoongi clicked his tongue, which made Hoseok smirk, "You're too late. You should've been smarter." Hoseok said to his slightly disgruntled members.
You giggled, leaning back against his chest, your back against his chest while his hands practically groped your thighs and hips, when you gently pulled down your fur coat. Letting your low-cut top be your adornment, your cleavage pretty much the reason there was almost an audible groan from just about all seven of them.
Jeongguk even ends up whimpering a little, "Don't tell me you're gonna cry." You teased, gently extending your glass of whiskey upto his lips. Gently tilting his head back while you poured the alcohol in his mouth, making him swallow the bitter liquid with a small whimper.
The burn ran through his throat while the boys sighed out, shifting closer while Hoseok gently kissed and trailed licks down your neck, "We might, actually.."
"You're just into ruining men, isn't that it?" Yoongi remarked, sliding down onto his knees till he practically sat infront of you, on his knees, gently spreading your legs to stand between your thighs,
"We might as well get our eyes cut out if you don't want to see us cry." Taehyung added softly. "Anything for you," Seokjin whispers, shifting on the other side.
Eyes salivating over you with cloyingly affection and lust, but arms which held you were more than just gentle and fond. You almost couldn't help how you tugged Yoongi ahead by hooking your thigh over his shoulder, your foot digging in his back to push him ahead. Until his cheek stayed smushed against your upper thigh on your skirt.
"Come on, just us..?" Namjoon whispered, standing up and removing his tie, "Yeah, we deserve rewards too. We worked so hard on the album!" Jeongguk mumbled, almost shyly.
"...Yeah. We even wrote you a song!" Hoseok grinned, "Please, you're so pretty." Jimin whispered. Jeongguk still stayed, wiping his mouth. But eyes trailed hungry.
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀WORDS FROM RXSIL: I have no idea why I wrote this or what I hope to accomplish. Just know that I did.
WARNINGS: WOC!Reader. Reader being the unofficial 'eight' member of BTS... OT7 X reader (?). Reader had brown skin and slightly pudgy-curvy body. Not too skinny, not too chubby. Might be a bit of a self-insert. Maybe a stereotypically description?
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀SYNOPSIS: "BTS and one of the member's 'girlfriend'...just..who are YOU?"
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|| ᴘᴀʀᴛ 1 :: — :: ᴘᴀʀᴛ 2 ||
It had been a bit of late July-August or something in 2025. BTS had recently returned from enlisting, the seven members were busy yet now PROPER content and messages were coming from members. A normal day, when a similar notification had hit every ARMYs screen or device they had with Weverse on it. BTS and Hybe Management had sent an important yet weirdly..vague announcement.
Most read it through and through and never got the correct point. Perhaps it was intentionally worded it that way or perhaps it was just a misunderstanding HYBE didn't fix. But BTS—or rather, one of it's members— were finally dating.
Or...something.
Hello.
This is BIGHIT MUSIC.
We would like to inform our fans that one of our dear members would like to reveal someone special to them in their life. Our member would like ARMY to be supportive of their endeavors and adventures and also understand their lover's place and importance in their life.
The artist shall continue to work as hard as ever and still attend all activities regarding BTS and only hopes for open-mindedness from our fans with their flourishing new chapter in their life.
Thank you.
The message was accompanied with a textbook definition of soft-launch with warm, intimate lighting. A gentle hug and kiss by the said member towards an anonymous figure. It practically shook the entire billion number populace of the fandom to the core. Members just got together and became seven after finishing their mandatory military service.
And this is the first news that comes out? ARMYs were left gagged in their own spots, staring at the picture. Trying to decipher not just the person in the photo, but also the meaning of life.
Except..ARMY, for the life of them, could not figure out which member it was. They could've understood meaning of life and death before guessing who the damn member was.
To them, it seemed as though the message was not naming said member as to give them their privacy in their own way and expected ARMY to figure out who the member was from the photo on their own. Yet there was no clue or figure to give them the space to find out who it was.
The hair colour was black and length was medium, body covered in a hoodie and face not shown..There weren't any noticeable moles like Taehyung's elephant arm moles or tattoos like Jeongguk's for them to even figure out or rule out.
So, it was weirdly criptic how the message did not name said 'member' who was dating.
But whoever member was dating the person. They become a proper constant since that announcement. BIGHIT music now publicly releasing clips and behind the scenes footages of the said lover in the background.
Clips edited the person same way they did with BTS members except a sticker would be covering them. But a lot of clips dating back to even 2016!
Such as the anonymous person sitting in the trunk of the company car in their raincoat while the music video for 'Save Me' was being recorded in absolutely miserable weather.
The setting was weirdly gentle.
With the anonymous lover—aka you—sitting with your feet folded underneath you while you sat facing Taehyung. Your palms rubbed Taehyung's palms in yours to warm them while he shivered. Yoongi sitting behind you, his mint hair the limelight of the ARMY's attention alongside the translated subtitle:
[And here is the parent of the seven, bullet-proof troops. Ms. Brown skin glory queen on a grey sky.]
Hm.. Funny.
This anonymous lover was clearly close with the members, each one of them, in-fact. Yoongi was silently picking at your hair, enjoying the touch of it. Your warmer, brown skin a deep contrast to Taehyung's paler one. The screenshot went viral within record time. Your hands wrapped around his, fingers laced from a half low-quality video.
Not just that, the entire thing was viral. But it didn't stop, not when there were multiple videos of the anonymous lover (you).
A Bangtan-Bomb from 2017.
2Seok stood infront of you while he was dancing to DNA. You sat with your knees pulled to your chest, your hoodie was one belonging to Namjoon. Seokjin was silently learning the choreo—a part of it, atleast—because he had missed it due to a regular dentist appointment. Funny.
You watched silently as Hoseok kept fixing Seokjin's position, chewing bubblegum and likely humming or singing out-loud to the song since your every time you sang, the was a low hum over to mute your voice or otherwise you didn't talk a lot.
"Yah, hyung! How long will we stay on this step, hurry up!" Hoseok huffed, stomping his foot. His glare was no joke while he again fixed Seokjin's position. Seokjin sighed softly, "Yeah-yeah..whatever," he mumbled. Mouthing something to you to which your sticker covered face giggled.
Namjoon's hoodie's hood pulled upto cover your hair, braided back tightly to stop it from getting tangled. Hoseok watched, counting loudly while he did the same step infront of the mirror infront of Seokjin, the 'correct' one while you and Seokjin watched.
Suddenly, you silently nudged in. And I say silently because your voice muted entirely.
But the crew had edited in subtitles for you, {"It's actually from the left."} You told Hoseok. He paused, turning to you, "Really..? Aish–sorry," Before he practiced the actually correct motions taught by the choreographer.
"5. 6. 7..8!" You started the music when Hoseok motioned to you, silently vibing on your own. When Seokjin messed up, CATASTROPHICALLY. He stood frozen, but you and Seokjin burst into laughter.
Which was fortunately (for some ARMYs and members themselves who rewatched those clips for fun) not muted, only the voice was lowered. Seokjin stepped to the side, while Hoseok stood glaring and covering his face with his hands. Seokjin grinned to you, gently stroking your cheek before turning to face Hoseok,
"Hobi-ah..Listen, sorry," he hummed. Hobi sighed, showing him a grin before the clip ended.
World is surprised you were not someone from Korea, which everyone assumed was the safest choice for BTS to choose as their lover. But asides from it, you clearly felt comfortable enough to give your own opinion into dancing infront of a man such as Hoseok, who was one of the best dancers alive.
Those were some big metaphorical balls you had.
Run BTS EP. 97: The Pajama Party.
The clips with you were not added in the final cut, obviously. But the clips released were rather entertaining. The members, after getting their tiny craft papers were starting to choose one. Jimin sat, but the Maknae line were staring at you.
The camera shifted a total 90 degrees to show you, in your digital sticker covered glory, sitting lazily on a chair beside the other staff members. A female member hanging off you and showing you something, the camera pointed straight at you.
[The owner of the Bangtan pets is on Instagram for her daily attention intake.]
Just as—
"Yah! Make her join us too!" Jeongguk pointed at you, pouting. Yoongi snorted, while Jimin and Taehyung joined in, "Yeah, make her join our pajama party!"
"You'd look nice!" Jimin coaxed. You silently waved your hands and shook your head. But Yoongi gently called, "Yah, c'mere." he motioned, motioning his fingers for you to come closer.
You hurried over as the staff grinned, one hurriedly running back to look for some nightclothes for you to choose from. You sat outside the camera frame as the director spoke,
"You have to, firstly, make paper airplanes!" The director said brightly. Seokjin leaned to grab a few papers from Jeongguk who was having a busy time looking for his ideal colour and passed one to you,
"Thank you." You mumbled, pausing until the director motioned, "Ready, go!" As everyone quickly began folding— "I want gold. Wait, what is this..? Hey–oh, ah..Silver," Jeongguk quickly flipped.
[Flip, flip.]
before capturing the silver sheened paper and began folding.
You weren't sure how to, you hadn't made a paper airplane in a few years, so you overlooked Yoongi's, folding the same way he was.
"When you're done, hold the plane above your head–" the staff member didn't get to finish before Jin quickly held up his red plane, "Hai!"
"Okay, starting with Jin.." just as Yoongi held up his own, "Yoongi second." You counted silently.
You held up yours right after Taehyung did his. The staff gently put down three options infront of you. A babydoll nightgown which looked like it should be given back to 1940s. Adorable.
A black and pink co set with BT21 motifs and one was a modern hanbok style top and shorts. You watched as Seokjin stood on his knees, "I want the unicorn one."
"The unicorn one..? Why?!" Hoseok grimaced silently, but Jjan only landed his plane right on the onesie.
You got to go after Tae and you stood a few feet back. Just to annoy you, Jeongguk hurriedly got up, making you close your eyes and he made you turn before stopping you 'straight'. As in where the night-suits sat, you randomly threw one.
Jeongguk snorted when you supposed your airplane landed, "Nice one!" He lifted your hand and high-fived it before patting off to sit down and choose his own nightgown. You opened your eyes, landing on the 1940s style babydoll, you groaned. Mosquitoes were going to LOVE you..You also needed lotion to survive the night.
By the time you returned, you sure as hell weren't receiving the penalty. That's all for BTS.
Not just that, you were forced into the games too. Your thighs were red by the 'BTS' Animal Kingdom', you got a gentle mock kick by Seokjin to your butt when you made a different action than them during the second game.
You also had to do an ASMR. But those clips are for another day.
In the Soop. Season 1, Ep.. Something?
You stood on the side, silently fixing the sink-tap. Jimin and tae sat beside you diligently, while Taehyung held the phone light straight. Jimin was keenly watching, occasionally both of them bantering until you stopped them with a: 'YAH! Point the light straight!' like a stereotypical dad.
Taehyung snorted when you yelled the fifth time and threatened to leave his sink broken if he didn't hold the phone's torch light properly, "M'sorry, sorry. I'll save you a bigger portion of lunch today." He promises, a hand of noble honesty and promise to his chest. Jimin snorts, head buckling as he pulls his knees to his chest, "As if Jeongguk would leave any to save."
"He's growing–!" Taehyung defends, but still chuckles. You groaned, gently kicking him and he silently pointed it straight, "Right, we'll be quiet. Sorry."
Jimin gently took a hold of your foot, moving to sit while crossing his legs. He put your foot gently on top of his leg, stroking your ankle while watching you keenly, "Our savior, we wouldn't be able to bathe if you didn't have the skills of an appa."
"You bathe in the sink?"
BTS In the Soop. Season 2, Ep. 4
It was pretty late at night, you were silently braiding Yoongi's hair due to boredom. Namjoon was sleeping soundly with his head on your lap but his back was facing wherever the cameras were and his face was hidden. With his face shoved in your tummy, but he clearly sleeping. Jimin and J-hope were playing on the TV.
Your fingers pulled another section apart, silently braiding it delicately with his hair having overgrown and pale blonde. Your fingers tugged silently, J-hope hummed silently, absent-mindedly tapping on the controller, "They've really outdone themselves, it's so nice."
"About the house, 네 [Yes]?" Jimin quickly answered back, before wincing a bit simultaneously as Hobi laughed, when Jimin's character on the video game lost points. Yoongi chuckled, "You're clicking too hard. Use the combo, yah!" he motioned to the TV.
Hobi hummed, pausing while they were restarting the game. His controller in his lap while he moved to pour himself some water, a faint barking was heard in the back of the clip. "Yah, Jeongguk-ah is playing out so late with Bam?" Yoongi asked softly, cheek squished against your shin while you separated another strand on his hair.
Silently and slowly braiding it, your fingers skillfully fast. You nodded gently, your damp curls bouncing lightly, "He wanted to workout and get some play-time in."
"Ah, makes sense."
"It's good that he's so dedicated," Jimin remarked gently while now opting to choose different power cards with his controller. "Mhm!" Hoseok nodded. Namjoon grumbled a little in his sleep when you bent over to pour yourself some water, his face slightly heating due to the cloth of your hoodie and body warmth.
You straightened back up, silently carding back the leader's hair and fixing his position lightly. "Sorry," you said, sipping before handing the rest of the glass to Yoongi for him to finish.
Off-handedly the conversation turned to the visuals of the game, "It's so nice. The pixels make the food in the game so clean and good." Jimin pointed out, "It's making me hungry, huh!" He paused before laughing brightly, leaning against Hoseok, who responded with— "No kidding."
"I know. But the game's starting, you two." You pointed out. With them fawning over the visuals and pixels, they almost ignored the game and lost before they got to play. Jimin and Hoseok got to play again and Yoongi moved off to the kitchen. You silently leaned back, watching Jimin and Hobi play.
Eyes scanning the brightly coloured pixels on the screen while both kept clicking the buttons on the controller. Warmth from Namjoon's face nice against your tummy and sounds of something sizzling from the kitchen. The buzzing so warmth, your eyes were attempting to shut down on their own and head falling back.
The clip's edited version just showed your stickered figure's head lolling back and forth a little so the sticker kept vibing and moving back and forth.
[To sleep or not to Sleep? That is the Bangtan ma'am's question.]
Until Yoongi came out, holding a medium sized pot and putting it down. Three soft-boiled eggs in a tiny plate. In the pot was some green onion, imitation crab, shredded tuna, a little bit of sausages and tteokbokki or whatever left in the fridge mixed and cooked with Jjapaguri to make some small amount of Budae Jiggae for you, Jimin and Hoseok.
[Master Chef Mr. Min Suga is also a mind-reader and fulfills wishes!]
"Go to sleep full." Yoongi mumbled, pushing back your hair while also straightening you up to keep you awake. The braids now half undone in his hair and he only kept pulling them apart.
"Thanks, hyung.", "Thanks!"
"Mmm." You grumbled, shaking your head and still attempting to doze off. Hoseok silently paused the game, changing it to some movie and while it was starting. Hoseok cracked the eggs for all three of you, before wordlessly extending an egg to you. You silently opened your mouth, biting down and sitting up.
"Eat it from this side, I put the noddles in earlier." Yoongi motioned, using chopsticks to get some and extending it to you. "Woah, hyung. You really just keep on getting better!" Jimin remarks, quickly pulling his chair closer to the table while Hoseok fed him a rice-cake.
No choice in sleeping without some quick later second-dinner.
This was never even mentioning the other things. Lives, interviews, Run BTS!', MVs and others. The new lover had become quite a prominent figure and of-course ARMY was on it like bees on a honey. Wayy too surprised and way too confused, but still attempting to be supportive.
BTS seemed to care less. Eventually the constant sticker was replaced with a beautifully done origami bear mask made by Jeongguk.. It was a cure to bring never-ending laughter among the members to see you just do random shit with it on your face just so the editors would not have to place a sticker on your face constantly in every clip and everything else just so your face wouldn't be revealed.
"It's so nice, Jeongguk make it?" Seokjin asked while he bent over the grill, eating a piece silently while also turning over other pieces for the other members. You nodded, your mask bobbing while the six members laughed. Jimin smiled brightly, clapping his hands—"Cute!", "so cutee!" Tae remarked with his bright, boxy smile. Quickly standing up and moving his leg up and above his stool, V was bouncing and running over excitedly to you.
Yoongi was silently cutting the meat while J-hope was making the sauce, smiling brightly as he grabbed the phone to click pictures. Which is tradition
He gently held the bear mask, moving it around and then eventually spinning it on your head, "Can I remove it?" he asked. You gently removed it, knowing they could edit one clip atleast while Taehyung scanned it happily, Jimin and Hoseok also hurried over to watch it. Hobi quickly twirled it and tossed it in his arms like a basket ball.
"Jeongguk did good work on this!" He said thoughtfully and passed it to Namjoon who scanned it quickly before handing it over. You fit it back on your head, striked a pose and smile. "I like it!" you said brightly yourself. "It's cute," Seokjin nodded. "Come eat." Yoongi called, firmly but fondly.
You waddled over quickly, watching over his shoulder while Jin cut off a piece of the chicken for you. Picking it up using his chopsticks, he lifted it up and slightly over his shoulder while you quickly lifted the bear mask, "Thank you for the food," you whispered.
Quickly nipping it off with your teeth before tilting your head back and pulled the mask down, eating the chicken. Immediately you huffed and began silently clenched and unclenched your hands since the chicken was too hot. You grumbled, wincing and , "Hot-..hahfsh—hott!"
Namjoon handed you his can of coke while he watched your bear-haded self 'hafsha-hafsha' your way through hot food. Jin turned his head over his shoulder to look at you, now quietly chewing with your head lowered, "Is it too hot? 미안해 [sorry.]" Yoongi hummed softly. Namjoon silently chewed, "Be careful."
Taehyung laughed while watching you, "Everything they do is cute because of the mask." He remarked, pulling out his phone this time to click a picture or two again.
With the commotion, it drew out Jeongguk. Walking over, "What're you eating?" he asked as Jimin quickly cut a part and blew on it while handing it to Jeongguk. "Jeongguk-ah, you made the mask?" Hoseok asked. Jeongguk turned to you, mouth stuffed while he chewed and his brows furrowed in anger of the good food. You stood straight before striking a pose, immediately stroking him to cover his mouth while he laughed and tried to not choke on the meat.
He nodded, stifling his laugh and eyes screwed shut to gathering his bearings, "Good work, ah!" Namjoon patted Jeongguk's back. "But what's the need?" Jimin asked, curiously.
"ARMY kept asking to see their face." Taehyung informed. Seokjin tilted his head back, throwing till he could see you upside down, "You still don't want to show your face?"
You shook your head to responde. Namjoon chewed before gently trying to fish out the tiny bone he caught while speaking, "And editing every clip took a lot of time." Yoongi paused, brushing more sauce on each piece of chicken while making space for you beside him. You didn't sit, still a bit busy scanning the ingredients, "It can be dangerous too."
"Right–"
You gently banged on the table before motioning to something with your hands and body since you didn't want to make the editors work to constantly mute you too. None of them understood but all seven of them nodded, "Good thinking", "Awesome thoughts, Jagiya.", "That's such a good point.", "Hm."
You again leaned over the nearest member's shoulder, this time Jeongguk very carefully grabbed the longest, but thinnest piece he could get which wasn't a big piece actually. Gently pushing it through the miniscule cut out he mae over the origami snout of the mask.
You quickly bit it off, compelling him to pull the chopsticks back while laughing and the members began laughing. With Jeongguk's head thrown back against Jimin who smiled, "Smart."
Yoongi smiled, crossing his arms and leaning back while he poured you a glass of soju, "You'll be joining more often?"
"Mhm."
The seven members smiled brightly. Glad they had no need to answer and can act oblivious to how many questions there were by ARMY as to who you were dating. They can just enjoy the confusion they create while they themselves figure out who gets to date you publicly.
Is this like a situation where they love the woman so much, they're sharing her? Is that why the message was so cryptic?!
Damn.. Girlie pulled all the strings.
Respect to the girl for hustle. But who is she even DATING!?
How does one gain this much rizz even with a bear sticker on their face and their voice never heard?! aahshdgufshgudkgifeai
Are we sure she's the lover and BTS is NOT the girlfriend?
I have no idea who she is dating. But if she is dating someone, the way she acts with the other members is inappropriate.
That's called a fandom cleanse. Fandom cleanse by a fem-dom..
Bad joke. Sorry..
Whichever BTS member's lover they are, her parents need to be thanked for not sleeping that night. Because that is the goddess of my dreams!
