Irish & Blonde

[Insert laugh here]

[katsophiareyes]

ry-kidd:

“Because long pants are gay.”

[ry-kidd]

Then what the hell are jeans?

[margo-bowman-blog]

ry-kidd:

It makes them easy to spot. But innocent heterosexual girls still fall for the good boy act. It’s quite pathetic. You know, humanity and everything. 

[ry-kidd]

Ah, but we can’t easily do that with snapbacks? Damn, I feel a little bad for them honestly. Well, it kinda is since some humans can’t just wear pants for the sake of keepin’ themselves warm.

[cordeliaclaire-blog]

ry-kidd:

“They just love their legs too much, I think. They want to flaunt them as much as possible, even if that means growing icicles off their leg hairs.”

[ry-kidd]

An amazin’ prospect and also a very odd thought and image to have, I appreciate it. Maybe that is it. 

[margo-bowman-blog]

ry-kidd:

That’s completely different. They look like fuckboys. You just look like an innocent nationalist. 

[ry-kidd]

But can’t they just show their fuckboy-ness through other means? Christ, it’s not that hard is it?

[margo-bowman-blog]

ry-kidd:

Stop. Maybe they like shorts. They’re allowed to like shorts. 

[ry-kidd]

And I like Ireland. But I’m not wearing an Irish flag around my neck all the time. There’s a time and place for that.

[casper-greenburg]

ry-kidd:

No one’s going to listen to it. They’ll just say they don’t get cold or something.

[ry-kidd]

What liars, what the hell. Especially here, where it snows a shit ton.

[kaden-strong]

ry-kidd:

Fucking hell Ryder.

[ry-kidd]

I’m tryin’ to help you!

[casper-greenburg]

ry-kidd:

I really don’t know.

[ry-kidd]

We need to beat some sense into them Casper. I can’t take it. 

[kaden-strong]

ry-kidd:

I’m not a fan of mixing my alcohol.

[ry-kidd]

You can’t just be picky when you need to get better. Just pour it and drink.

[margo-bowman-blog]

ry-kidd:

That’s a weird thing to shame people about. 

[ry-kidd]

It’s winter Margo. You wear what you should in the winter. And that does not include shorts when you live here.

[casper-greenburg]

ry-kidd:

I don’t know. I don’t even like wearing shorts in the summer.

[ry-kidd]

Do they just not wear jeans either? Or sweatpants? I’ve seen so many on campus that just strictly wear shorts. 

[kaden-strong]

ry-kidd:

But it’s fucking worth it.

[ry-kidd]

So what’s the difference then?

[ry-kidd]

Personally speaking, why the fuck do guys still wear shorts in the winter? The fuck are you doin’? Freezin’ your legs off?

[kaden-strong]

ry-kidd:

I have a feeling that’ll taste like shit.

[ry-kidd]

Alcohol tastes like shit already, you know that.

[kaden-strong]

ry-kidd:

I’m more into alcohol.

[ry-kidd]

Mate, I’m actually tryin’ to help you. You know what, compromise and put alcohol in the tea.

[kaden-strong]

Fucking hell, why won’t this cold go away?

[ry-kidd]

Drink tea! Loads of it! It helps a shit ton.

[svnflxwer]

“It’s a good that I don’t have a lot of things to begin with or else packing would be a lot fucking harder, I think.”

[ry-kidd]

“Didn’t you just come back a few months ago? Where the hell are you goin’?”