Blame it on your father, but you know he's dead

Blame it on the girls who know what to do Blame it on the boys who keep hitting on you Blame it on your mother for the things she said Blame it on your father but you know he's dead

[i-cant--drown--my-demons-deacti]

Wow.

[ryan-lied-blog]

I know! Does anyone actually spell their name like that?

[i-cant--drown--my-demons-deacti]

And they mispelled it?

[ryan-lied-blog]

A fucking 'i'

[i-cant--drown--my-demons-deacti]

Oh.. Sorry about that. What’s your name?

[ryan-lied-blog]

My name is Ryan. With a 'y'.

[the-dicksenator]

People are so stupid.

[ryan-lied-blog]

I know. Like who the hell spells it like that?

[britt-faces-deactivated20141227]

How did they spell it? H-o-b-b-i-t?

[ryan-lied-blog]

How would they even get Ryan and Caspian mixed up though?

[dannyxryder]

You should’ve thrown the cup back at them. Unless you did, which is just claps all round for you.

[ryan-lied-blog]

See this is why I don't go places with you.

[the-dicksenator]

How is that even possible.

[ryan-lied-blog]

I don't even know. They spelled it with an 'i'

[ryan-lied-blog]

So, they actually spelled my name wrong on the Starbuck's cup..

[danny-002-deactivated20150524]

Oh no, whatever will I do?

[ryan-lied-blog]

Stop using the term, perhaps?

[dannyxryder]

So it’s just the combination of the two?

[ryan-lied-blog]

Yes.

[gaskarth-sierra]

I’ve never came across a person who says “soda pop”

[ryan-lied-blog]

Good.

[the-dicksenator]

I highly doubt you want nothing to do with me.

[ryan-lied-blog]

*groans* Please tell me you don't say it.

[gaskarth-sierra]

It’s just soda.

[ryan-lied-blog]

Yes.

[britt-faces-deactivated20141227]

Are you really in a position to turn down friends?

[ryan-lied-blog]

Are you in a position to.... Uh... You know what, shut up.

[dannyxryder]

My Mum called it pop does that mean you don’t want anything to do with her.

[ryan-lied-blog]

Pop is fine. Soda is fine. Soda pop is not fine.

[ryan-lied-blog]

If you use the term "soda pop" I want nothing to do with you.

[adorablehowell]