Real ryan reynold

 

[ryanreynold-offic]

Yes queer youths....i am on tumblr ..

give me a follow...

[marlboro-huffin-baby]

You guys are incredibly dumb

[ryanreynold-offic]

Hello,i am Ryan Eynolds and heres whag you need 2 know before giving this old man a follow;

This is a satire account-i've seen many genuine Reynold fans come here ,and you all are bery sweet but i tricked you,im sorry

I'd prefer if you were 18+ to follow,this blog often will dive into crude humour and honestly i dont know if i want 16 year oldes to read about how i dont have a clitoris

This is a GIMMICK ACCOUNT!! I will change the theme/who im puppeting every once inawhile when i see an ample opportunity,Ryans gettinf a bit old so i've ought to freshen up soon..

This is technically a roleplay account

Dont follow if; Bigoted,Proship,Map,Terf,Transmed,Exclusionist,Feral Yiffer,Zoo,Zeta,etc. General DNI criteria. I will kill you

[ryanreynold-offic]

What you you think of Tumblr so far? -Violet

is bad

[ryanreynold-offic]

Bugs and Anime Women are the same thing, and i mean this in a bad way-no shame to the bugs full shame to the Anime Women

[binglam]

Get down mr president

[relelvance]

[cognitohazardous]

[expresidentbidengetspegged]

hey don't slut shame me

[ryanreynold-offic]

Ms Biden i think theyre celibate shaming you.

[expresidentbidengetspegged]

Ryan I can still get pegged AND be an alluring wolf with giant mommy milkers just watch me. Watch me. Ah-hem.

OHHHH TITTIIIIIIES!!! *WHISTLES* HERE BOY! HERE BOY! C'MERE! @joe-bidens-big-naturals

[auto-anne]

BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING! (Apple_springboing.sfx)

[ryanreynold-offic]

[cognitohazardous]

[expresidentbidengetspegged]

hey don't slut shame me

[ryanreynold-offic]

Ms Biden i think theyre celibate shaming you.

[ryanreynold-offic]

if you dont kill him with the strap whats the fucking point

[ryanreynold-offic]

Theyre trying to charge me for zoophilia because my 30 year old partner is otherkin

[ryanreynold-offic]

I’m waiting 4 the feet pics

[ryanreynold-offic]

will you wait forever, random submitter?

[ryanreynold-offic]

I’m waiting 4 the feet pics

[ryanreynold-offic]

Im scared

[ryanreynold-offic]

Im not good at this "flirtation" schtick i just asked him if he ovulates

[expresidentbidengetspegged]

Hey guys! Just to let you know that using your crush's YouTube account to watch Mr Beast and Skibidi Toilet so that he thinks of you every time he looks at his YouTube recommendations is not, in fact, a move.

[expresidentbidengetspegged]

HE'S ASLEEP QUICK TRYING THIS AGAIN

[ryanreynold-offic]

MRS BIDEN ARE YOU SITUATED WITHIN MY FATHERS ABODE RIGHT NOW??

[expresidentbidengetspegged]

your father is a 20 year old Scottish man?

[ryanreynold-offic]

i swear i knew that space heater on a personal level before

[expresidentbidengetspegged]

Hey guys! Just to let you know that using your crush's YouTube account to watch Mr Beast and Skibidi Toilet so that he thinks of you every time he looks at his YouTube recommendations is not, in fact, a move.

[expresidentbidengetspegged]

HE'S ASLEEP QUICK TRYING THIS AGAIN

[ryanreynold-offic]

MRS BIDEN ARE YOU SITUATED WITHIN MY FATHERS ABODE RIGHT NOW??

[ryanreynold-offic]

What the FUCK!!!!!

[nyancrimew]

shoutout to the brave soldier in my twitter dms sending me daily reminders to hack and release joe bidens feet pics one day i'll make it happen

[expresidentbidengetspegged]

PLEASE

[ryanreynold-offic]

This Thxgiving Im thankful for my unusually small clitoris-so small infact that i only have a bundle of nerves there, instead of anything. which is unproportionate compared to my....ravagingly big build. It feels like my body is producing my testosterone but infact it is not- as evidenced by my lack of a penis.