🍑 Genghis Khan's Favourite Concubine 🍑

Anti-manhole covers since 2020 || I LOVE MY WIFE AND THE PRESIDENTIAL 401K || 24 y/o || she/they 🦅🇺🇲👨🏻‍🦳👍🏻🇺🇲🦅

[expresidentbidengetspegged]

man I dont want to be useful any more I dontt want to study i've discovered how the sun feels against my skin and thats all I care about now

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

[pjackk]

TF DO I GET THE FOOD OUT

[conzoop]

Penis gnome by Justin Bieber or It's ok to leave a dog in a hot car by the Beatles

[i-suggest-fucking-the-deers]

trying to pass off "i just blew 50 bucks" as a normal thing to say but i just left the boreal forest and my shirt and face and hair are sticky and soaked and. listen you can read the blog name you know what i did

[tothechaos]

any tips for developing discipline? ive been going through life on a lackadaisical hedonist build but ive got a bunch of mysterious problems that i may or may not be at fault for

[mariamlovesyou]

?

[pinene]

Masturbate the dog

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

joe biden tekken move set updated

[pocket-deer-belly]

crunching my androgynous penis

[karnalesbian]

the great british jake off

[expresidentbidengetspegged]

hittin the shlick real quick

[wifegideonnav]

the fact that op turned off rbs is very very funny to me. anyway i want this post on my blog too.

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

:/

[infertilityidol]

[unalivejournal]

Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

[aropride]

12 years old: i was so cringe when i was nine, i'm super mature now though

15 years old: i was so cringe when i was twelve, i'm super mature now though. i'm a totally different person. i'm basically an adult

18 years old: i was so. (trying to be nicer to myself) fifteen. when i was fifteen. i wasn't an adult even a little back then. i'm an adult now though of course

21 years old: i was so newborn fawn taking its first steps when i was 18. i wasn't an adult at 18 i'm barely even an adult now tbh

23 years old: i was so. hey wait the others have all gone up in increments of three why'd it change

23 years old: because i'm still 23 so i can't speak to that experience yet

23 years old: do you think anything will magically change in the next few months to the point where you can't possibly imagine how you'll feel at 24

23 years old: i mean you never know. anything can happen. they're letting people born in 2002 turn 24, for instance

the mold spores in my house speaking to me telepathically: yeah that's perfect now hit post

[rnismatch]

my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue

[mwg-drwg]

they added gacha mechanics to having a wank

[mwg-drwg]

just got a legendary pull

[mwg-drwg]

the pull animation is mickeys dick smasher but it ends with a flash of light and you've unlocked some shite like "Megurine Luka shaft decal"

[beingharsh]

high as fuck lowballing never worn baby shoe listings

[northern-punk-lad]

Modern uk history is “the uk had this system that was really good and really benefited the people and then Margaret thatcher scrapped it”

[old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary]

I just want to get dicked down again =/

[jadeharleyinc]

"blowing your load" and "cumming your brains out" are both really good, so you'd think "blowing your brains out" would be fantastic, but,