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It’s time for the Jedi to end.

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I thought that I was dreaming when you said you loved me.

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“Among Ford’s short-lived ‘careers’ during his college years was that of a chef on a yacht on Lake Michigan. The job had one obstacle: Harrison Ford did not know how to cook! His mom bought him a copy of The Joy of Cooking, and Ford religiously read culinary columns in the Chicago Tribune. He recalled the numerous times the paper received calls for advice from the hapless ‘chef’: ‘This is Harrison again. I know you told me yesterday, but how long do you have to bake a potato? What temperature?’ He sarcastically told Playboy in 1988 how he had succeeded in bluffing his employers: ‘All they ever wanted was dead cow anyway. They were very easy to fool. Unfortunately, we were out on the water frequently, and Lake Michigan can get very choppy. I was deeply seasick most of the time. In retrospect, managing to cook under those circumstances was probably the most heroic thing I’ve ever done.”

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bob-belcher

*casually replies to your text after 3 days*

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I’m Kim

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im a triple threat

codependent, clingy, and constantly upset

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I honestly wish I had Lena Dunham’s confidence. She’s just out here ugly as hell, stupid as hell, annoying as hell, and she’s living so what the fuck am I insecure for?