fuck off, sylvia.

“do you really have to be the ice-queen intellectual or the slut whore? isn't there some way to be both?”

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Susan Sarandon shutting it down. “I have nothing good to say about Woody Allen.”

Woody Allen is a sexual predator who at best seduced his 17-year old step-daughter and at worst molested his child.  

What he did is wrong and working with him means you condone his behavior and would rather side with an accused predator than the victim of a sex crime.

Disgusting. 

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Susan Sarandon in the Hot Seat! [x]

[moviequeens]

this effing woman. excuse me.

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I’ve been thinking all day about how much fun it would be to be the person that voices the GPS. I would love to do that. “Where are you going? Girl, you are over him. Keep driving.” 

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chrisxpinerpg:

I feel like I should apologize for disappearing for two weeks without a word but I had a serious family emergency. Got a call in the middle of the night and left immediately. Still, sorry! I’m back though, what did I miss?

Uh oh! Is everyone alright? I’m glad to see you - I know I don’t know the situation, but let me know if there’s anything I can do.

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moonlightriana:

Anyone know what the weather’s gonna be like this weekend? Is it gonna be alright for me to stay couped up inside all day long? I’m thinking Harry Potter or Star Wars marathon.

I think for a good movie marathon, it’s alright to lock yourself up inside all day sometimes whether it’s nice out or not. Have you decided on which one?

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ryljolie:

You’re a smart cookie, don’t be sweet-talking me now, Susan. I will always have these doubts about my new roles, that’s just how the life goes sometimes, you know? You’re worried about something… and then when it actually happens, you sit down and think – why the heck were you worried in the first place? Oh, I would never! That’s just mean… well, at least it’s not a duffel bag or anything, right? Oh, you should have seen them at the sanctuary! They’re the gentlest souls when it comes to animals and I am more than sure they all got that from me. You know what? That’s amazing. We should definitely organise one at some point. Maybe when the weather gets a bit warmer and the gators are out? I always wanted to have a photoshoot with an alligator, actually.

I think the correct thing to say in this kind of situation is ‘Damn It, Janet!’. If you don’t get the reference, just disregard that joke. Yeah, that sounds familiar - you just have to start going into things with a ‘fuck it’ attitude. I try to worry more about having a good time. I think I’m becoming more interested in seeing the kids watch the animals than watching the animals themselves. I’d love to do a photoshoot with a gator - as long as it’s a glamorous gator. We don’t want it cramping our style.

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rylmads:

Oh, isn’t it always like that? You found it when you don’t need it anymore. Or at least, that’s what happens in most cases with me. Hah, adult version of Toy Story always makes me laugh, I blame Hugh’s dirty mind for that one. Susan, please, don’t tease me with Italy. Every time I hear about it, I miss it more and more. We filmed a lot of the last season of Hannibal in Italy, and we all had so much fun. I wish to come back to Florence at some point, just to enjoy it a little bit more. 

You’re right on that one – I mean, they’ll always be my two amazing children that I’m forever proud of, but it’s a whole different experience talking with them now, seeing them becoming adults and enjoying life and what it has in stake for them. I’ll most certainly going to let you know, I’m sure they’ll be happy to meet you, too. – Happy accidents… I like it. Reminds me of those Bob Ross marathons I used to have when I needed a little bit of something to wind down to after a long day.

Exactly - I’ll find it a month later or something. Oh, wow. I didn’t even think about it like that, and I’m usually the first one to go there. Adult Toy Story - there’s some money to be made there somewhere. Well, I had to tease you with something - you had Denmark, and what did I have? I had to level out the playing field somehow. I haven’t been to Italy in so long - it’s almost painful to think about it.

It’s a good stretch of time. You don’t have to worry about watching them every second, and you gain a couple of new best friends. God, Bob Ross - every time I hear his name now I think of that little skit Ryan Reynolds just did as him in the Deadpool suit. 

[nobodylovedlaura]

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ryljolie:

Maybe that was my plan all along, I’ll never let you know that, I promise. Well, if that happens, I’ll just make sure that before I leave, I take you with me, you know? Since I love Royal enough to come back here no matter where in the world I end up at… Actually, they weren’t. Not at all. They were happy to know that the cubs got back to their mothers all nice and safe. I’ll hand you over some of the contacts when I get a chance, we’ll see what we can do about that. – Thank you, darling, it means a lot to hear that.

Oh, and you say you don’t know whether you’re going to make a good Lady MacBeth. Look at you - you’re scheming away over here. There you go - if you see me getting too comfortable just shove me in a suitcase or something. They were? That absolutely melts my heart. We’ll have to organize a group photoshoot or something - we can send the most outlandish one out to the press with absolutely no context. Oh, anytime - I can’t wait to see it.

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rylmads:

Oh, that has happened to me before, too. Isn’t it just the worst? I’d much rather leave something behind and know that I left it rather than guess whether I should buy a new one or if it’s somewhere hiding from me again. I swear, some items do grow feet when they want to, there’s no other way! I will admit, I haven’t seen much of Provence myself, barely just Cannes and Nice, but from what I’ve seen so far, it’s definitely worth exploring more. 

Well, Viola is twenty-five and Carl just turned twenty this year. Can’t be any more proud of them, really. Well, as long as they’re happy, I don’t mind if I don’t even see them – I know for sure they’re gonna be having the times of their lives here. And yes, as a matter of fact, I do… but now I’m not sure what we should do about it, since it might be a trouble knowing our sweet tooth.

I cannot stand it when that happens. I’ll tear up my entire house looking for something, and it almost never ends with me finding it. They can - it’s like the adult version of Toy Story. Maybe they come to life and hide around to amuse themselves. I did love being in Italy - I find that I sort of lose control of myself when I go there. You just get lost in all the eating, drinking, and sightseeing - it’s a ridiculously fun time. 

That’s great - it’s great when your kids get to an age where you just get to be their friend instead of their parent. It’s like a whole new chapter. Let me know when they’re around - I’d love to meet them. Well, how good is the recipe? If it’s good we can call it a happy accident or something.

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ryljolie:

Why do I see this as a challenge to myself, huh? Get you to spoil yourself with a summer cottage there in Provence, maybe make you my new neighbour whenever I come down there again. I did a photoshoot with cheetahs, yes, but I didn’t steal the cubs. I wanted to, believe me, but I wasn’t sneaky enough, I guess. That’s nothing, though. A long time ago, for one of the interviews when we were promoting Alexander, Colin and I had a fantastic shoot with a constrictor python. Now that was absolutely amazing – having an animal that can strangle you in a matter of minutes wrapped around your neck; I was having the time of my life with that one. Oh, you’re a sweetheart. Yeah, I’m my own harshest critic. Maybe that’s why I’m still not sure if I’m gonna do a good enough justice for Lady MacBeth.

Maybe you never want me to make a really bad career move. You are so sneaky. I’ll just end up locking myself down in Provence and never move again. I’m sure your kids were disappointed in you for leaving the cubs behind. How am I missing out on all the animal shoots? Where are these photographers? I’m feeling deprived. I’m going to have to look somebody up. Oh, aren’t we all? Please, you’re going to be fabulous. I can see it already.

[love-music-fashion-flawless]

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rylmads:

Well, if you really think about it, there’s nothing wrong with doing things in either one of those ways. At least this way you know you’ve got everything with you, so in case you are in a big need of something, you can be sure you’ve packed it up, instead of going to buy another one with the pain of knowing that you have it, but it’s simply across a whole country from you, yeah? Ah, Provence is beautiful, I’m not going to lie. Everytime I had a chance to visit there when I was invited to the Cannes, I can’t help but admire the beauty of the region. Human itinerary? Sounds like a plan. I’ll always be one call away.

Oh, that is very true – it’s a bit like a resort for all generations. Viola and Carl promised me to pay me a visit once their school year is over, so I’m sure there will be even more fun things around the place on summer time. Well, that’s a shame. I was just about to introduce you to my strawberry tart recipe.

Yeah, that’s true. But knowing myself, I’ll probably lose whatever it is I need and end up having to buy it again anyway. And then I’ll find it. This is a big trademark of mine. You know, I’ve been to Cannes a lot, but I’ve never made the hop over to Provence. I always make plans to get out and expand my horizons when I’m over there, but I always end up doing the film festival and going home. 

Oh, I’m sure they’ll have fun - how old are they? I hear there’s a lot of activity that goes on once summer rolls around. Careful - if they find too much to do you might never see them again. You have a strawberry tart recipe? Uh oh. 

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rylmads:

Oh, aren’t we all? I mean, I’m sure there’s still plenty of things that I have left behind, but since I haven’t yet sold my apartment back in Los Angeles, I’ll probably get back to it and get the rest at some point in the future. There’s no rush, after all. As long as I have the most important bits and pieces, I should be alright. Am I slowly getting you into visiting Copenhagen at some point in the future? Well, if you do decide to head there, let me know, I’ll give you some pointers and maybe be your over-the-seas guide. I know the city like the back of my hand, trust me.

Royal is just large enough to be able to get some privacy when you want to, but also small enough to be able to head out and have some fun at the more busy parts of town even in the walking distance, you know? That’s one of the reasons I’m sure I’m gonna fall in love with this place more and more as the time goes. You know, I might be on the same boat as you are, actually. Thank God for the exercises. 

Exactly - as long as you have it somewhere. I wish I’d made it a slower process - I just went and moved everything all at once. It was like I was racing myself or something; I don’t know what I was thinking. You don’t have to slowly get me into anything! I’ll visit Copenhagen anyday. And I just got invited to Provence - by the time I meet everybody in town, I’ll have a full around-the-world trip planned. I’ll need you to be a travel guide for sure - that’d like having a human itinerary. 

It’s got something for everyone. There’s kid-friendly stuff, there’s clubs, there’s a lot of neat daytime things you can do - it’s almost like being at a big resort. Maybe two people who love eating junk so much shouldn’t be living so close together - this is starting to sound dangerous.

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ryljolie:

Hah, you’ll see – once you get the taste of Provence, you’ll be looking for a summer house there, I promise you. That’s how it all started. We visited Nice for vacation once and now we own a cottage there. That’s just how these things work, you see? Oh, that’s absolutely brilliant. I love the wildlife. When I had a photoshoot for Harper’s Bazaar, they brought me three beautiful cheetahs and I was the happiest model they’ve had, I promise you. I didn’t cuddle them, but I did get a chance to snuggle two cheetah cubs, so that was a memory to carry to the grave, haha. Oh, I’m definitely not the one to sell myself short, I’m just… trying to stay modest, you know? People very easily mistake confidence for arrogance.

That’s the last thing I need! If I get a summer house in Provence, I’ll never get another job. Nobody will ever see me again. I don’t think I’d have the willpower to leave. You did a photoshoot with cheetahs? That sounds incredible. I don’t think I’ve ever done a photoshoot with any wild animals - now I feel deprived. Did you steal the cubs when you left the shoot? No, I get that. I see so many people just killing it in this business and I know it’s hard not to critique yourself, so I always try to bring them up a little.

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