this time i separated aus and tropes, but the tropes are optional (for the sender and/or writer) so things dont get too complicated! send a ship + number/letter/second number :)
“You look like an angel.”
“I wanna kiss you until I lose my breath.”
“I don’t have the time to waste on you anymore.”
“Isn’t it past your bedtime?”
“You were lonely and needed someone to lean on. I get it.”
“Here, take my kleenex, wipe that lipstick away.”
“When do I get my happy ending?”
“I’m not trying to be your friend, I’m trying to fuck you.”
“They don’t give a damn about me.”
“I can’t fix what’s fucked up.”
“You’re the only interesting thing that’s ever happened to me.”
“Why are you so concerned with who I’m sleeping with?”
“Sorry about my friends, they’re obnoxious.”
“You’re not sick, you’re just in love.”
“We definitely should not have sex right now.”
“You have the prettiest smile.”
“There’s a fine line between a lover and a friend.”
“You’re the one thing in the world that doesn’t hurt.”
“That is wildly inappropriate. Let’s do it.”
“Is this really how you want things to end?”
“I don’t do birthdays, I just accept aging and ignore it.”
“You broke my fucking heart!”
“I can’t believe you fought for me.”
“When I’m with them I’m thinking of you.”
“So… I think we’re trapped.”
“Do I look like I have ever had a coherent thought?”
“Come back to bed, baby.”
“There’ll be no more crying, not from me.”
“You owe me a drink. You owe me so many drinks.”
“Every day, I love you more and more.”
“Did I ever mean anything to you?”
“I’m actually really happy to see you right now.”
“Believe me, I didn’t want to fall in love with you.”
“Run away with me. Tonight.”
“You left your underwear at my place again.”
“One of these days, you’ll have to stop lying to yourself.”
“Do you really think this is all a coincidence? Don’t be so naive.”
“Don’t start singing. For the love of god, don’t start singing.”
“So we’re just not gonna address the fact that you kissed me?”
“I had nowhere else to go.”
“You’re not listening to me!”
“Heard you were looking for me.”
“There’s something you need to know.”
“I guess I was hoping you’d chase after me when I left.”
“You know I can tell when you’re checking me out, right?”
“The fact that I can’t have you makes me want you more.”
“I thought you hated me.”
“What are you doing? Put your shirt back on.”
“I’m either going to kiss you or strangle you, I swear to god.”
“Is something burning? Or on fire?”
“I know it’s two am but you have to let me in.”
“You can hide the hickies, but you can’t un-fuck me.”
“I’m going to break my dry spell or die trying.”
“I made them a spotify playlist full of love songs. Is that obvious enough?”
“Could you shut up for one minute?”
“Oh my god, I think I like you.”
“I’m not going to wait for you anymore.”
“Do you have any idea how much self control it takes just to exist in the same space as you?”
“Nobody said it was a costume party, you heard what you wanted to hear.”
“I was stupid to think I could trust you.”
“Please try not to die while I’m gone.”
“How high did you have to get to come up with that one?”
“Knock it off, I’m trying to get work done.”
“I’m not that irresponsible.”
“I think you might be obsessed with them.”
“Let me help you before you descend further into chaos.”
“I feel like I’m too old to be dealing with a crush.”
“I didn’t know you could cook.”
“That look in your eyes means you’re in love.”
“I hate that your smug attitude is turning me on.”
“Trust me, you don’t wanna get involved with me.”
“I was happier with you.”
A. Soulmate AU
B. College AU
C. Royal AU
D. Stripper/Porn Star AU
E. Historical AU (pre 20th century)
F. Modern Historical AU (20th century)
G. Flower Shop AU
H. Tattoo Parlor AU
I. High School AU
J. Hospital AU
K. Secret Agent/Assassin AU
L. Childhood AU
M. Vampire AU
N. Prison AU
O. Coffee Shop AU
P. Teacher AU
Q. Mafia AU
R. Hogwarts AU
S. Bakery AU
T. Superhero AU
U. Circus AU
V. Western AU
W. Summer Camp AU
X. Rockstar AU
Y. Angel/Demon AU
Z. Canon Compliant
Accidental Baby Acquisition
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