“Two dumbasses and the voice of reason” is a fun relationship dynamic, but also consider:
Two dumbasses and a keen spectator
Two dumbasses and an inveterate optimist
Two dumbasses and an indulgent caretaker
Two dumbasses and a chaotic bastard
Two dumbasses and someone who believes they’re the voice of reason, but clearly doesn’t know what they’re talking about
Two dumbasses and the voice of experience
Two dumbasses and a shameless enabler
Two dumbasses and an oblivious dweeb
Two dumbasses and the one who lulls you into a false sense of security because you think you’ve found the voice of reason, only for it to become apparent that they’re the worst of the lot
Three dumbasses













