[s4nzt]

the archive

nini — eighteen. she/her. messy writer. isfp-t. oh sienna 𖦹

🪽 : dhurandhar, bollywood, kdrama, dilf lover, cod, resident evil, i love jennie.

[s4nzt]

I need to make strawberry shake.... where's my strawberry 🧐...ohh there she is 😍

YESS AAPKI STRAWBERRY IDHAR HI HAI 😋🫵🏻

plus the cute baby, omfg 🥹🥹🥹

[s4nzt]

meri (prettiest) wife kaisiiii haiiiiiii school jyada preshn toh nahi kar raha 😡😡😡😡😡

HELLO OMG. I MISSED THIS 😭😭

biwi ji, yes my school fucking kills me. plus the heat. i hate it very much but go anyways because i have no option but ill be alright 🫶🏻

[s4nzt]

r madhavan. thats it.

[not-aviii]

ladies, ladies, one at a time type shi🥀🥀

[desii-banda]

“Young Maddy was something else...✨”

[golgappalicious]

I saw you wanted some inspos, and I missed your writing :3

So here I am hehheheh

I sat this post about a coffee shop mafia Dhurandhar au, and would be honoured if anyone wrote it :’)

But if you write it then you’ll be my new best friend :P (no pressure babi, this was the only payment I could offer heheh)

(You can guess I’m in desperate need for chatpata fics)

HAHAHAHA DAKAIT DHABBA Customer : Bhai mera order kidhar hai? Uzair : ye loh (throws a packet of white powder.) Customer : bhai...meine biryani thaali mein maangi thi- tumne blend kardi kya Customer 2 : OYE BHOSDIKE BAWARCHI, MEINE MAAL MANGA THA, BIRYANI NAHI Rehman : sigh Uzair bola tha na, receipt padh kar order doh.. Female Customer : Rehman bhai, mera maal ka order to aapke peeche hai Rehman : grabs whatever is behind him, "Haan ye lijiye" sees hamza, "Arey- YE BIKNE KE LIYE NAHI KHAADA HAI!! DONGA KITNI BAAR BOLA HAI HAMZA KO "MEIN MAAL NAHI HU" WAALI TOPI PEHENANI HAI. AUR HAMZA TUJHSE KITNI BAAR KAHA HAI KURTE KI BUTTON BAND KARNE KE LIYE!

[moonligh-t]

This is how Faizal lowkey copes... I don't even blame him

[kosmogrl]

what doesn’t kill you makes you cry on a bright sunny day

[egberts]

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

[kosmogrl]

I will probably get through this just like I have gotten through everything before but I need to be really stressed and scared first

[cia-o]

felt ok but then remembered

[sour-echinacea]

how am i so obsessive and so avoidant at the same time

[s4nzt]

tumblr is so fucked up, bro just casually unfollowed my most precious mutual and im just like "where did her acc go." 🫩🫩🫩🫩

[sailermoon]

I’m such a “yay <3” person like unironically a hip hip hooray type of personality

[tojisloft]

dhurandhar text posts part ten

this is all you get, i haven’t written in years now

part nine

[koiagain]

im going to fix my entire life

[fruitcakebro]

When?

[koiagain]

Like Um. later