tears

[elcrdi]

Jacob: definitely won't be listening to you, even if you do try to tell me what to do. just accept that i care about you and this is me trying to prove it to you, okay? Jacob: you can eat as much or as little of it as you wish. the important thing is that it's all in the fridge and can easily be heated up at any time. the cheese fries are almost done so please tell the tears to hold off for about another 7 minutes or so.

[sabreenac]

Sab: stubborn. i don't like this whole everyone caring about me suddenly role. it's weird to have three men checking in makes me feel weird. slutty. like i now owe all my personal stuff to everyone. Sab: seven minutes is a lot for a pregnant lady.

[elcrdi]

Jacob: because like i said, i care about you. regardless if you're being mean or nice to me. Jacob: you got it, babe. you're allowed to make any odd request you want. you're carrying a small human inside of you.

[sabreenac]

Sab: there's a part of me that literally wants to say stop being nice. but you're not going to listen to me anyway are you? Sab: i won't be eating all of it at once obviously but i don't know when a craving is going to hit. though i could cry right now that i don't have the cheese fries yet. emotions from hormones. they're a bitch.

[elcrdi]

Jacob: i care about you and your safety, sabrina. regardless if this is my baby or not. with harry and joe both busy with their tours, i feel better being here with you and knowing you're okay since neither of them can be. just let me be protective of you, okay? Jacob: i'm already putting in a doordash order for all of the above. so speak now about any other cravings your having.

[sabreenac]

Sab: why are you being nice? i wasn't nice to you for the longest time. still am not being particularly nice. fine. if you breath annoyingly i'm going to tell you. Sab: ummm. odd request but can the chicken nuggets be from taco bell? specifically those ones. oh and tacos.

[elcrdi]

Jacob: of course i'm going to be worried. a crazy lunatic has tried breaking into your house twice already. and it's not going to happen for a third time on my watch. Jacob: Nope, you're not getting rid of me that easily. But I can promise I'll relax and we can watch a movie or something.

[sabreenac]

Sab: there's no need to worry it's been like two weeks now. or something like that. close to. maybe a little over a week. you can't change your life for me, jacob. this may not even be your baby. Sab: fine but i want food. salty food. i'm talking mozzarella sticks, mac and cheese bites, chicken fingers, cheese fries. all of it. maybe a slushie too.

[elcrdi]

Jacob: relax, i wasn't going to involve harry or joe if that's what you were thinking. Jacob: i can compromise and come stay with you. but if the asshole shows back up, i can't promise i won't take matters into my own hands and kick his ass.

[sabreenac]

Sab: I can feel you worrying from upstairs. Sab: Please stop. No one has shown up today. I swear you don't have to stay.

[elcrdi]

Jacob: i'm too involved now and i'm not letting this go. not when your safety is at risk. Jacob: just temporarily while things die down and you get things with the court handled. i don't really care if this baby is mine or not at this moment, as my main priority is you and the baby's safety. and i'm sure if joe and harry were around and aware of this situation, they'd agree. Jacob: and you're not putting me in dangers way or anything at all. i just want you to be safe.

[sabreenac]

Sab: Getting other people involved is the last thing I want to do, Jacob. Are you listening to me? Sab: Can we compromise? What if you come stay here with me for a couple of days. Or I get a hotel suite. Sab: If he shows back up I'll go to your place.

[sabreenac]

Sab: I hate being pregnant and now dealing with a fucking stalker. Who has gotten back to my door twice? What the fuck is the point of security if this keeps happening. Sab: The doctor says I need to lower my blood pressure and that's not fucking happening. Harry's on tour, Joe is getting ready for tour, Jacob is.. I don't even know. and I'm pregnant being stalked. Living a grand life right now. [ texting bubble ] Sab: Shit... I meant that for Olivia... pretend you saw nothing.

[elcrdi]

Jacob: What the fuck? You've had a stalker get to your back door twice??? Jacob: There will be no pretending I saw nothing. Pack your bags, because I'm coming to pick you up and you'll stay with me until further notice. No one is going to get to you or hurt you. Especially not while I'm around.

[sabreenac]

Sab: Shit. I meant this for Olivia, this is strictly girl convo. Sab: Yes, I'm in the process of going to court for a restraining order. Though we all know how well those go over. Sab: Jacob I can't come live with you. It's weird enough that we don't know if this is your baby or two other men's baby. Plus putting someone else in dangers way if they want to stalk me they're going to stalk you. It's bad enough it's me and the baby, I don't need to involve others.

[elcrdi]

Jacob: we'll take a raincheck on nando's then. we don't need you traveling when it's getting to the point where it's risky to get on a plane. i don't know how many different simulators there are to experience but i'll do all of them if you want me to. Jacob: which one is it? i can see if i can get my hands on it so you can stay stocked up.

[sabreenac]

Sab: I hate being pregnant and now dealing with a fucking stalker. Who has gotten back to my door twice? What the fuck is the point of security if this keeps happening. Sab: The doctor says I need to lower my blood pressure and that's not fucking happening. Harry's on tour, Joe is getting ready for tour, Jacob is.. I don't even know. and I'm pregnant being stalked. Living a grand life right now. [ texting bubble ] Sab: Shit... I meant that for Olivia... pretend you saw nothing.

[elcrdi]

Jacob: once you're not feeling nauseous and feel like you can handle nando's, i'll treat you to it because i do think you'll love it. unless the nausea has completely turned you off to it already. how about this? if i end up being the father, you can get back at me any way you want to make it even. want to hook me up to one of those machines that simulate labor pains? i'm down. because you're right, it's not fair. Jacob: i was going to suggest protein shakes or meal replacement shakes, but i'm glad you're already drinking them because it's better than nothing and you're still getting some nutrients.

[sabreenac]

Sab: I would have to travel out of the US for Nando's and by the time this goes away I'll be more worried about hiding a giant bump than food. Probably. Maybe. I don't think it's as easy as getting back at you if you're the father though I appreciate that. Still that only gives you the period cramp sensation, I can't be cruel enough to torture you with everything we feel. Sab: I only like one very specific one and it's a bitch to get. Amazon is at my door daily at this point.

[elcrdi]

Jacob: well i hope this morning, afternoon, and night sickness subsides soon because that sounds absolutely miserable. i wish there was something more i could do to help you feel better. Jacob: what about crackers? still in the bread family but they're a bit of a changeup compared to toast. and maybe saltines could help ease some nausea?

[sabreenac]

Sab: No apparently this child is doomed to make me hate life. I can't smell some of my favorite foods without vomiting, I cried over the fact that I have never had Nando's and apparently wanted it before vomiting from the idea of the food at Nando's. Well if you're the one who knocked me up, I hate you. Just like I hate Joe if it's Joe and Harry if it's Harry. Men get off scot fucking free. Sab: Tried it. No. I can't even pretend I'm not living on shakes in between just for the calories. The doctor said I need to put on a little weight because I'm a smaller frame and because you all are fucking tall.

[elcrdi]

Jacob: I just wanted to check in and see how you're feeling. And if you need anything, I'm planning on making a grocery run tomorrow afternoon so I can stock you up with anything you're currently craving.

[sabreenac]

Sab: Still getting morning, afternoon, and night sickness. Who said pregnancy is a great time. It's awful. Sab: I don't know that I'm craving anything. At this point I'm trying to keep down toast 24/7 that I hate bread.

[elcrdi]

Jacob: of course i want to be involved. even if i'm not the father, i still care about you and want to make sure both you and the baby are alright. Jacob: if anyone is to blame for fucking things up, it's me. this may have never happened if i wasn't a fucking drunk idiot at coachella.

[sabreenac]

Sab: I'm okay, the baby is okay. I'm just dealing with the pregnancy symptoms from hell. We will be fine either way plenty of women go through pregnancy every day. Sab: It's fine. It's no big deal. You were right you're single and I was single and now I have no plans to ever date again.

[candceswan]

Candice: it's a lot to take in, not going to lie. Candice: the sickness and nausea is by far one of the worst parts of pregnancy. hopefully it won't last too much longer and you'll be onto some of the other lovely symptoms and side effects that come along with being pregnant. Candice: that doesn't mean you have to go through this alone though. pregnancy can be scary at times, especially if this is your first. i mean it when i say i'm here for you, even if you just need to vent to someone. i get it.

[sabreenac]

Sab: Tell me about it, it wasn't on my 2026 bingo card that I'd become a mother. Was thinking that'd be like a 2030 thing. Sab: There are lovely symptoms? I feel like that isn't humanly possible when growing a human inside of me. Has no one seen the size of me? I'm a literal toy doll size compared to the heights of men I may be carrying the baby of. From 5 foot 10 to 6 foot 5. Sab: I appreciate that. I'm sorry you got dragged into all of this. I didn't know harry was seeing someone?

[brutaliv]

Liv: i can understand that. but also, i think it's very rare for people to actually plan out when they're going to get pregnant. at least that's what it seems like. Liv: having three different men as the possible father is kind of crazy. is there one you're hoping to be the father the most or anything? Liv: do you need me to come to you? i'll drop everything now and fly to wherever in the world you are if you need me.

[sabreenac]

Sab: I feel like they're not sleeping with three different men that they have to be worried and make a whole thing out of it. Sab: Honestly it'd be easier if you could be the father. Sab: No, no. It's okay. You're busy doing all the amazing things. I'll be fine. This is just normal pregnancy stuff.

[elcrdi]

Jacob: when you make the appointment for the doctor, would it be okay if i came with you? i don't want to make things awkward but i care about you. and if there's even a sliver of a chance that this is my child, i want to be by your side and show up for you.

[sabreenac]

Sab: If you want to. i'm leaving it open for anyone that does want to be involved or not be. Sab: I fucked it all up and I'll handle what I need to but if you want to come then I'll figure that out.

[candceswan]

Candice: hey, it's candice. i figured messaging privately is much easier than blowing up a group text. i just wanted to ask how you're feeling and if there's anything i can do for you? @sabreenac

[sabreenac]

Sab: Hi. Thanks. Pretty sure I left them with enough nightmares in that chat. Sab: Really sick. Only thing enjoyable at random times are potato chips. Sab: I'm okay though, I got myself into this mess.

[brutaliv]

Liv: holy shit. congratulations...is this is a congratulations kind of event? Liv: i mean, at least you have taste and regardless of which of the three is the father, the child is going to win the gene pool lottery. Liv: is there any way to do some sort of test to see who the father is before the baby's born or is it recommended to wait until they've been born?

[sabreenac]

Sab: I don't know. I knew I wanted kids someday but now? In the middle of everything taking off in my career? Sab: With the possibility of three different men as the baby daddy. Sab: No, it's dangerous prior to the baby being born. It can be done but it's not recommended. Could I find a doctor who would do it, sure. But I'm not putting a baby through that because I didn't know who the father is. Sab: This is a nightmare. I've been so fucking sick.