☽ Dazzled ☾

My name's Laura and I like black clothes and you.

[noodles-07]

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

[paxamericana]

Signal Tries to Run the Most Honest Facebook Ad Campaign Ever, Immediately Gets Banned

A series of Instagram ads run by Signal got the messaging app booted from the former’s ad platform, according to a blog post Signal published on Tuesday. The ads were meant to show users the bevy of data that Instagram and its parent company Facebook collects on users.

[philippesaner]

That’s actually a brilliant idea, even from a strict effectiveness standpoint.

Pity they got shut down.

[bidaubadeadieu]

Some examples:

[enraged-amoebas]

Just goes to show how much data facebook/insta collect about you that gets sent to advertisers. Also facebook responded by effectively saying ‘yes we collect the data but we dont allow advertisers to say that they’re using this data’ after trying to accuse Signal of pulling a ‘PR stunt’. Facebook is so scummy.

[thedankmemes]

[thedankmemes]

[taco-bell-rey]

someone give me something funny to reply to this with

[taco-bell-rey]

and he hasn’t messaged me back since

[ruinedchildhood]

[kittenchomp]

MY GIRLFRIEND JUST STEPPED ON A PRESSURE PLATE AND GOT KILLED BY A SPIKE DOOR LOOOOL

[kittenchomp]

in. skyrim

[swordmahes]

ra ra rasputin 10 months into quarantine

[honeydrippingbeehives]

It is a shame how it carried on

[persianpenname]

ra ra rasputin 10 have turned into 13

[katjohnadams]

It's been a year and I've forgotten the sun.

[shrimpy-in-wonderland]

Some Queenie fo today

[sapphicgardensinmymind]

i’ve never seen a mouse that looks so much like a mouse before

[great-and-small]

She looks like she belongs on the cover of a beloved illustrated children’s book 🥺

[owlmylove]

hot new adhd hack: can’t start a task? go start another task, wait till it gets too difficult, and gratefully bail for the first project

[owlmylove]

update: forgot my brain could just decide to give up on both

[sir-silent-screamer-deactivated]

[mikeyjamesk]

*loses one follower*

[motiya]

*looking at the moon* what highlighter does she use?

[folie-a-nudes-blog]

WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????

[iamthedukeofurl]

We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw. 

[lavagoth]

[doucheboob]

I hate when people ask me why I drink so much water like damn bitch I’m tryin to drown myself what u think leave me alone

[kardashy]

“get you a mans who can do both” what? lie AND get my hopes up? 😍😍