sadbiscuit

marauders

[moonyisnotonfire]

Regulus sinking his sharp little canines into James's bicep. Send tweet.

[a-bit-of-everyth1ng]

Regulus and Barty are lego batman and joker variants

[siriusstardust]

remus, sighing: james, how do you and regulus resolve your arguments?

james: uh, i dont know. i usually forget what im mad about when i look at him

remus:

james: he’s so pretty

[supersizedmcshizzel]

modern au where walburga and orion made regulus swim. like competitively to teach him discipline and blah blah blah. He hates it. Also has rival james who he always competes against and sees him constantly coz they’re also in the same school. so like one day before a super massive competition, regulus gets a kind of major injury, (like his ribs are sprained and his leg is practically broken) but his parents force him to go to the competition, and he has literally no choice so fine. that man literally drags himself over to the stadium, through marshalling, limping to the diving board. he’s limping pretty badly, and looks like he’s really in pain, and of course James notices cause like what happened to my nemesis. (future boyfriend) so James is sort of panicking but can’t very well go up to regulus and ask him in public, unless he would like to keep his limbs. so james just waits in the marshalling (he’s not going against reg for this race) and his eyes never leave reg, right. ok I’m almost done, just bare wth me here…Reg drowns. Yup. Reg jumps in and he tries to swim, but he’s in absolutely no state to be doing anything like this whatsoever. Well he would have made it past 15 meters, because this is reg we’re talking about of course he did, but just barely. Ok guys almost done I swear. James sees this and is like hell no that’s my boyfriend (no he’s not… not yet at least) and james jumps in and saves him. Yay the end. Pandora also predicted this at their sleepover over a bowl of ice cream last friday btw.

[rosiermajor]

barty would always scream "kill yourself" as a retort but then regulus actually attempted in 4th year so he was too scared to make any more of those jokes for a whole year

[rosiermajor]

dorcas, leaning against the doorframe: i think you should talk to your brother or at least your boyfriend during your period

regulus, under a heap of blankets: what, so idiot 1 and idiot 2 can bother me and piss me the fuck off?

dorcas: well, maybe evan or barty then?

regulus: they're just whore 1 and whore 2. just come sit here and dont talk, cas.

[rosiermajor]

bartylus is the type of friendship where you're sitting at the top of a mountain with the most scenic view and historical significance but the conversation topic is last nights shitty cock and the gryffindor in sirius's friend group with the huge ass

[favouriteforlonglongtime]

t4t wolfstar and sirius calls remus her handsome boy and always makes dirty jokes when he wears his packer and will kiss where he gets his t-shots talks about him being her children’s father and then remus gets sirius flowers every day with notes saying “to my girl who means the most” and he researches all the best skincare products because she’s breaking out on hormones and twirls her around in the sitting room and will wash her hair and lie with her when she’s feeling dysphoric and kisses from her ankle to her mouth when he’s undressing her and wolfstar who just make each other so euphoric because they know what’s going on and they’re just so incredibly in love

[cuntyteardrop]

Having to choose between overly affectionate Barty who showers his partner in compliments and tells them he needs them and couldn't live without them and Barty who would never say I love you back

[suneat3rrr]

oh and what if i said walburga black didn’t completely hate her kids? what if i said that she loved them? what if i said that she loved them so much and she just wanted the best for them but after being raised in a family like the blacks and being forced to marry her cousin at a young age her perception of “the best” is skewed and THATS what makes the black family so heartbreaking? that’s what makes it all so tragic, walburga DID love her kids, DID learn their favorite foods, DID teach them how to sew, DID kiss them on the cheeks as babies but despite everything that still doesn’t erase the years of brainwashing she was put under, that she put her KIDS under. she only wanted the best for them yes, but that doesn’t erase the years of abuse and that only makes it more tragic. walburga wasn’t a monster, she was just a victim that turned into an abuser

[jostensbinder]

there's something so romantic about regulus' two canon traits: qudditch player and voldemort fanatic, being the two things that barty is canonically obsessed with

[demonspawnwriter]

Barty and Regulus are ready for such different levels of intimacy when they start dating. Barty has already slept with half the school and Regulus has never held hands with anyone

[messformoony]

Sirius and Regulus both had matching, tiny crescent-moon scars on their left thumbs from a clumsy, childhood attempt at a blood ritual they read about in a forbidden book.

[sadb1scuit]

regulus with the same ‘please’ neck tattoo that ethel cain has and barty who loves to lick it

[nyxunderwood]

Sirius has one dimple that only appears when he smiles. It’s the only asymmetry in his perfect face. James is completely and utterly obsessed with it.

[raineyartandstars]

regulus would be best friends with hornkus just to piss barty off

[favouriteforlonglongtime]

remus waist grabber lupin and marlene tit grabber mckinnon are best friends btw